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Clips from Arrested Development - Pier Pressure (S01E01)

"Nausea was then induced with a day at the carnival..."
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"which is what attracted Buster to the experiment in the first place."
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"Buster was found two days later..."
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"trying to eat his way through this enormous plaster donut."
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"So Buster went to the toughest, most streetwise kid he knew."
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"- Tell your friends. - Hey, Nephew. I was looking for you at your home."
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"- Dad told me to take the day off, so I decided to come into work. - Oh."
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"I thought maybe you could help me get some weed."
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"It's not for me. It's for Lucille 2, my girlfriend."
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"She's your girlfriend? Dad said you were her nurse."
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"Look, she's sick. This could help her."
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"Pillform would actually be fantastic."
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"I could put it on a tea biscuit, tell her it's a marshmallow."
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"I have no idea where to get something like that. What makes you think I would?"
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"You work here. This place is pot central, right?"
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"In the '70s, the boardwalk was the place..."
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"to buy marijuana in Newport Beach."
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"The stand served as a convenient meeting place..."
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"because of the banana's resemblance to a yellow marijuana cigarette."
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"- It had even inspired a song. -? Big yellowjoint The big yellowjoint?"
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"? I'll meet you down at the big yellowjoint?"
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"I'm sorry. I can't help you. Why don't you just ask Uncle Gob?"
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"Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?"
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"No. No. He'd never do it."
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"Besides, he always makes fun of me for dating Lucille."
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"- Everybody does. - That's horrible."
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"You could tell Gob for me, but you can't tell him it's for me."
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"- You can't tell anybody. - I'm working. - George Michael."
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"What are you doing here? I thought I told you to take the day off."
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"- There's nothing to do. Maeby's at Gangy's. - Find something to do."
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"Go make mistakes, get in trouble... be young."
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"Yes! I totally agree. Make a mistake."
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"Here. Here's 20 bucks. I want you to close up shop and go crazy."
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"Go find yourself something to buy that you don't need."
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"Absolutely. Here. Take 225 from me."
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"? Big yellowjoint Big yellowjoint?"
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"? I'll meet you down at the big yellowjoint?"
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"Maeby was working with her grandmother."
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"And this is from when your Pop-Pop yelled out, Oh, Melanie..."
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"when he was making love to Gangy."
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"This is so much fun. I can't believe my mom thought being here would be a punishment."
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"Oh, she thinks I'm too critical. That's another fault of hers."
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"Ah, yes."
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"The week we had the au pair."
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"You know, your mother always wanted this brooch."
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"- Really? - Do you want it?"
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"I do now. That'll show her for trying to punish me."
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"Oh. Pretty. It'll distract from the freckles."
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"George Michael nervously approached the family yacht..."
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"Gob had been staying on."
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"- Uncle Gob? - When he saw the yacht was empty..."
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"George Michael... as he'd been trained to do since childhood... left a note."
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"Back at the model home..."
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"Gob showed Michael the note he'd found at the dock."
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"- No. This can't be from my son. - It is his handwriting."
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"Plus he left me $200."
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"$100."
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"100. I accidentally said 200. I don't know..."
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"- This is impossible. Why would he do this? - I know. I was shocked."
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"Really, a hundred dollars. You can't get good weed for a hundred bucks."
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"Anyway, here you go."
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"Now we are even on you paying off that Hot Cops thing."
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"- Might just be a few stems... - Get that out of this house. What's the matter with you?"
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"Maybe you should save the lectures for your son..."
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"if he can remember them."
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"I speak to Lindsay one time about her hippie parenting, and I end up with a hippie."
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"- It does seem pretty quick. - For all I know, this has been goin' on forever."
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"He's been stressed, his eyes have been red, his grades are dropping."
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"- Heard about the A-minus. - I'm gonna go find out what's going on."
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"- Hey, what you doin'? - Nothing."
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"No? So, listen, your, uh, your Uncle Gob..."
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"seems to think that he saw you down at the docks today."
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"- Was that you? - No, no."
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"Maybe it was the other George Michael... the singer-songwriter."
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"- Yeah, that makes sense. - Yeah."
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"What'd you do with the, um..."
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"with the money Buster and I gave you to go have fun with?"
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"I put that in my savings account."
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"- Is that right? - Yeah. Save up."
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"- Okay. Thanks for being honest. - Yeah."
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"He's lying to me. Can you believe that?"
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"Where the hell is this family's morality?"
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"I don't know."
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"- What... - It's cold out here."
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"What do I do now? If I confront him, he's gonna lie to me again."
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"- Should I yell at him? - Didn't Dad teach us that we don't yell in this family?"
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"Tell me before you hit the gas."
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"I can't hear you!"
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"The kids are yelling."
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"Tell me before you hit the gas."
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"I guess you're saying, Hit the gas."
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"Don't! Wait! No!"
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"That's why you don't yell."
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"Yeah, yelling's not a good way to go."
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"I got a better idea."
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"You wanna teach George Michael a lesson?"
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"Yes, I do, and it's gotta stick. He's getting into drugs, Dad, and he's lying to me."
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"That doesn't sound like the boy."
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"It's my fault. I've been pushing him too hard."
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"- It's just... Dumb, dumb. Dumb, Michael. - Hey, hey."
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"- Dumb. - Shh, shh, shh. I forgive you."
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"I don't want your forgiveness. I want the guy with the one arm and the fake blood."
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"- J. Walter Weatherman... how do I get ahold of him? - He's, uh, dead."
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"You killed him when you left the door open with the air conditioner running."
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"For God's sake. He's not dead. I need to do this soon, tonight."
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"Down by the docks... I'm gonna make it like a drug deal went bad."
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"Tonight? No. It's Yontif. It's the first night of Yom Kippur."
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"Dad, that's just... That's one night, and it's back in September."
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"That's okay. You've only been a Jew about two days."
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"- Just try to talk to him. - Like you talked to me when I was growing up?"
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"- I thought you hated those lessons. - I did, but they worked."
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"- And they will work again. - Well, I'm done with them, because it was wrong, Michael."
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"- Come on. - Your son is a timid, thoughtful boy."
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"He's a scholar, like his grandfather."
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"What time is it? Oh, almost sundown."
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"I have to prepare for the Sabbath."
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"- It's Tuesday. - Shh, shh, shh."
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"Lindsay went to see how her own attempt at parental discipline was coming along."
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"So, having fun?"
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"- Where'd you get that brooch? - Gangy. Nice, huh?"
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