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Clips from Jane the Virgin (2014) - Chapter Eighty-Nine (S05E05)

The network wants younger leads,

"The network wants younger leads,"

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so the obvious solution would be to hire

"so the obvious solution would be to hire"

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the best CGI guys in Hollywood and age me down.

"the best CGI guys in Hollywood and age me down."

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Like Brad Pitt in Benjamin Button.

"Like Brad Pitt in Benjamin Button."

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River can play my mother.

"River can play my mother."

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America's first mother/son co-presidents.

"America's first mother/son co-presidents."

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That is definitely an... an idea.

"That is definitely an... an idea."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: But, judging by her tone, not the right one.

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: But, judging by her tone, not the right one."

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But you know, since we're spitballing,

"But you know, since we're spitballing,"

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in the book that I'm writing, I go back and forth

"in the book that I'm writing, I go back and forth"

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between the past and the present,

"between the past and the present,"

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with younger and older versions of all my characters.

"with younger and older versions of all my characters."

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Yeah, flashbacks just don't have the "wow" factor.

"Yeah, flashbacks just don't have the "wow" factor."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Hey...

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Hey..."

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I'm not talking about flashbacks.

"I'm not talking about flashbacks."

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I'm talking about multiple timelines.

"I'm talking about multiple timelines."

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You and River can play Steve and Brenda in the present,

"You and River can play Steve and Brenda in the present,"

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and the two younger leads can play you guys in the past.

"and the two younger leads can play you guys in the past."

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We'll cut back and forth between the past and present.

"We'll cut back and forth between the past and present."

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I guess it could work in a novel,

"I guess it could work in a novel,"

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but I don't want this to be a boring book.

"but I don't want this to be a boring book."

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No offense.

"No offense."

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Some taken.

"Some taken."

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And it's not gonna be like a boring book.

"And it's not gonna be like a boring book."

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It's gonna be more like that TV show This Is Us.

"It's gonna be more like that TV show This Is Us."

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Oh, I love This Is Us.

"Oh, I love This Is Us."

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And I'm good friends with Justin Hartley.

"And I'm good friends with Justin Hartley."

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ROGELIO: You know, I am also a big star,

"ROGELIO: You know, I am also a big star,"

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so I know how hard it is to go out

"so I know how hard it is to go out"

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and constantly get noticed,

"and constantly get noticed,"

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and have people talk to you like they know you.

"and have people talk to you like they know you."

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Justin, right?

"Justin, right?"

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Rogelio De La Vega.

"Rogelio De La Vega."

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Just wanted to say hello, one celebrity to another.

"Just wanted to say hello, one celebrity to another."

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You know, I find a nice, full-body wax in advance

"You know, I find a nice, full-body wax in advance"

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really helps a tan soak in.

"really helps a tan soak in."

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Sugar wax or resin?

"Sugar wax or resin?"

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Maybe Hartley can make a cameo.

"Maybe Hartley can make a cameo."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yeah, right.

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yeah, right."

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Hartley doesn't do cameos.

"Hartley doesn't do cameos."

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I'm in. Let's get started on the proposal.

"I'm in. Let's get started on the proposal."

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Oh, actually, I have to be at Raf's in 15 minutes

"Oh, actually, I have to be at Raf's in 15 minutes"

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for Mateo's study session.

"for Mateo's study session."

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Why don't we get together tomorrow night,

"Why don't we get together tomorrow night,"

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and I'll give you a rough draft?

"and I'll give you a rough draft?"

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Okay. Well, go forth. And remember...

"Okay. Well, go forth. And remember..."

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you're training the third generation

"you're training the third generation"

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of De La Vega geniuses.

"of De La Vega geniuses."

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Ball.

"Ball."

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Uh, bat.

"Uh, bat."

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Uh, "T" sounds like "tuh."

"Uh, "T" sounds like "tuh.""

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Mommy. Hmm?

"Mommy. Hmm?"

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What rhymes with bat?

"What rhymes with bat?"

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Bat, cat, sat. Okay, your turn.

"Bat, cat, sat. Okay, your turn."

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Skip my turn.

"Skip my turn."

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No, come on, Mr. Sweetface, you can do it.

"No, come on, Mr. Sweetface, you can do it."

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Just one rhyme, and then we'll take a break, okay?

"Just one rhyme, and then we'll take a break, okay?"

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Heart.

"Heart."

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What other word sounds like heart?

"What other word sounds like heart?"

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RAFAEL : Heart...

"RAFAEL : Heart..."

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Ha-art.

"Ha-art."

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Art?

"Art?"

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Art! Yes!Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!

"Art! Yes!Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!"

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We have a winner!

"We have a winner!"

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And fart.Fart!

"And fart.Fart!"

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Yes. Yes!

"Yes. Yes!"

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Heart, art, fart.

"Heart, art, fart."

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Farty poopy pants.

"Farty poopy pants."

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Well, that doesn't rhyme, but farty party.

"Well, that doesn't rhyme, but farty party."

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And goopy poopy.

"And goopy poopy."

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And penis-teenis.

"And penis-teenis."

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Not really a word, but it still rhymes.

"Not really a word, but it still rhymes."

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And now is a good time to take a break.

"And now is a good time to take a break."

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Cookie?Go ahead.

"Cookie?Go ahead."

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So, maybe tomorrow we can... grab breakfast.

"So, maybe tomorrow we can... grab breakfast."

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Just, um, us. And talk.

"Just, um, us. And talk."

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I work the morning shift tomorrow. Can you do lunch?

"I work the morning shift tomorrow. Can you do lunch?"

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Can't. I have to get ready for the open house on Fuller.

"Can't. I have to get ready for the open house on Fuller."

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We'll find another time.

"We'll find another time."

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XIOMARA: When, exactly?

"XIOMARA: When, exactly?"

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It was January,

"It was January,"

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and I'd been working at the gift shop for three months

"and I'd been working at the gift shop for three months"

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when Alba walked in.

"when Alba walked in."

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In English, Ma.

"In English, Ma."

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Yes.

"Yes."

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Uh, Mrs. Cohen was a mean old lady,

"Uh, Mrs. Cohen was a mean old lady,"

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but Jorge

"but Jorge"

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actually got her to smile.

"actually got her to smile."

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You have to hear this. Magical.

"You have to hear this. Magical."

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Clearest ocean sound you ever heard.

"Clearest ocean sound you ever heard."

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Come on.

"Come on."

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ALBA: He charmed us both that day.

"ALBA: He charmed us both that day."

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Good job.

"Good job."

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Jorge, how often are you intimate with your wife?

"Jorge, how often are you intimate with your wife?"

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Two to three times a week.

"Two to three times a week."

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Impressive.LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: That's what I said.

"Impressive.LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: That's what I said."

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Alba, what would you say is Jorge's greatest flaw?

"Alba, what would you say is Jorge's greatest flaw?"

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His pride.

"His pride."

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He won't admit it,

"He won't admit it,"

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but last week, he loaded the dishwasher wrong

"but last week, he loaded the dishwasher wrong"

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and broke my favorite dish.

"and broke my favorite dish."

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He's a very prideful man.

"He's a very prideful man."

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Great answer, Ma. Very specific.

"Great answer, Ma. Very specific."

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You guys are really nailing it.

"You guys are really nailing it."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Or finger-nailing it.

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Or finger-nailing it."

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Oh, hey, hon.Hey.

"Oh, hey, hon.Hey."

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We're just finishing up our study session.

"We're just finishing up our study session."

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Oh.How did yours go?

"Oh.How did yours go?"

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Really good, actually.

"Really good, actually."

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Uh, turns out, flatulence is key

"Uh, turns out, flatulence is key"

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to maintaining Mateo's interest. Now we know.

"to maintaining Mateo's interest. Now we know."

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And Raf and I are making plans to get together.

"And Raf and I are making plans to get together."

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And it was his idea.

"And it was his idea."

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Ah...

"Ah..."

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That's really great, but be careful.

"That's really great, but be careful."

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Oh, I've been careful, Ma, my whole life.

"Oh, I've been careful, Ma, my whole life."

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I don't want to be careful, I want to be with Rafael.

"I don't want to be careful, I want to be with Rafael."

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I love him and he loves me, I know it.

"I love him and he loves me, I know it."

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That doesn't just go away.

"That doesn't just go away."

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PETRA: Stay over tonight?LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Plus side of having

"PETRA: Stay over tonight?LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Plus side of having"

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