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"This bed feels like it's full of cookie dough."
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"That's a horsehair-covered bed."
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"It's a shit-covered bed that's what it is."
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"What's this?"
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"That's the Lady Englander Americanus Series 400."
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"A salesman with a shiner. I'm gonna believe him."
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"- Better feels like a plank though. - Here's some literature."
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"I didn't just fall off the turnip truck, son."
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"Tell you what, if you have any specific questions,"
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"I'm happy to help, I'll be right over here."
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"No, you're on this ride with me and the poofter here."
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"I came here to buy a bed and I don't have time to chase you down"
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"your little video-game station."
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"And what you kids do all day. Playing those Tetris games pretending to work."
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"What's this? A sarcophagus?"
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"That's the Scona Sangar 770 series 3000 coil count."
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"Best bed on the market."
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"- Swedish. - That was a joke."
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"Good one. Try it out, Gary."
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"C'mon, not gonna touch you."
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"Don't have to be shy in front of me, I know how you spend your weekends."
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"Bunch of homos on Fire Island piling on top of each other. It's disgusting."
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"It's nice."
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"Bet you wish you had a some of these out there. Get all your buddies together."
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"Have a disgusting orgy."
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"I bet you wish you could come."
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"Alright, get up."
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"- What's the story on this thing? - It's the last bed you'll ever buy."
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"- Only bed I ever bought, how much? - $14,000."
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"American? It's a lot of money for a goddamn bed."
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"Alright,"
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"I'll send my girl by this afternoon take a look, work out the financing."
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"14 grand is the price you quoted me not a penny more"
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"so don't try to Jew the price up on me. You're not Jewish, are you?"
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"- No, I'm not. - Good."
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"It's just a figure of speech, I'm half Jew myself"
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"I work with Jews, they Jew me all day long so I can say it."
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"- There's shipping and handling - No. 14 grand, work it out Chester."
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"Let's go Gary, this place depresses me."
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"You going where and for what now? And when you leaving?"
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"- Vancouver, right? - Vermont. That was close."
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"My father's 80th birthday."
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"80th? Damn."
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"Your brother's going?"
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"Hi."
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"- Can I help you? - Yeah."
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"My dad... he came in here earlier"
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"and talked to someone about a bed."
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"He came in here with another guy."
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"- Big guy? - No, gay."
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"I meant your dad?"
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"Oh yeah, kind of sort of uh loud mouth."
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"Yeah, the Scona bed you wanna see?"
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"Yeah..."
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"This way."
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"That's a great bed."
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"Made in Sweden."
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"May I sit on it?"
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"Sure."
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"This is a nice bed!"
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"- How much is it? - $14,000."
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"Holy shit!"
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"Is this the one he wants?"
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"Fuck it, money gotta spin man."
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"Thank you."
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"Can I lie here for awhile?"
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"Sure."
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"Thanks."
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"Can you see up my skirt?"
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"Not really."
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"Great."
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"What happened to your eye?"
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"I was attacked by a homeless man."
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"I'm gonna get you a receipt,"
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"there's..."
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"a warranty package built into the price,"
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"it's a pretty standard 25 year non-prorated deal."
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"And... for delivery..."
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"I guess I'll waive the fee because I told your dad or..."
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"or really he told me."
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"Family Initiative."
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"Kenyatta Folds, please."
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"I'm sorry, can you repeat the name?"
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"Can you please connect me to Kenyatta Folds this is Brian Weathersby."
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"- This is Kenyatta - Hey Kenyatta, it's Brian."
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"Oh hey, wassup man?"
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"What's the name of those beds you make?"
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"We don't make them but they're called Scona beds."
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"I looked them up, that shit's expensive."
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"Yes, but truly excellent sleeping devices."
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"Better be for that kinda money."
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"Wassup big boy?"
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"Nothing, it's Friday, so I thought I'd call."
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"I got no news man, they met on Wednesday but..."
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"nothing's changed."
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"What about the application and references did that make it any further?"
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"No."
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"OK, I'm still interested in the main adoption list"
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"but can you keep me on the email list and for alternative list as well?"
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"- All 3 lists? - You know it, man."
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"Thanks."
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"Be safe."
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"- Will do, bye. - Bye."
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"Who is that girl?"
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"That guy, the big guy who came in earlier."
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"His daughter."
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"He buy that bed?"
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"You see that's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about."
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"- So what's up with them Chinese people. - Still no word."
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"I'll see you tomorrow. Tell your papa I said Happy 80th."
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"I will."
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"How old was he when he had you?"
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"52."
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"Damn."
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"Still shooting bullets at 52."
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"- I'm out. - OK."
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"I fell asleep on your bed."
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"How long was I asleep?"
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"2 and a half hours."
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"You must've been tired."
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