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Clips from American Reunion

"Sorry."
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"Happy birthday."
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"Oh, my God, is this the babysitter?"
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"You make it sound like I'm a superhero."
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"Faster than a speeding stroller, more powerful than a mini-van."
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"I told you he was funny."
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"He's adorable."
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"Hey, Jim. Do you wanna introduce me to your friends?"
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"No."
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"Girls, this is Stifler."
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"So, how do you know my best friend Jim?"
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"Jim used to be my babysitter."
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"Hey, I was just gonna do a birthday shot."
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"Do you guys wanna do one with me?"
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"Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."
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"Yeah. Oh, ye& yes, yes."
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"I shouldn't. Yes, we should, yes, we should."
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"Never have I ever had sex in public."
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"Really? None of you?"
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"Oh, come on, Heather. You haven't drank once."
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"You are such a prude!"
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"Or maybe I've just never had sex in public."
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"Okay, never have I ever been in an orgy."
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"They were really nice guys."
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"Believe it or not, this is my first highschool party."
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"You didn't miss much."
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"I always preferred staying at home, throwing on a little NPR."
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"You were so much cooler than me."
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"I sat around writing X-Files fan fiction."
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"I translated The Brothers Karamazov into Latin for fun."
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"That is so sexy."
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"You know it is."
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"I've only been working as an architect"
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"for the last few years, and from home."
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"You've been with the same company for over ten years."
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"That's awesome, it sounds like everything is working out for you."
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"Yeah. I mean, everything's good, especially work-wise."
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"But now that we're back here in the town,"
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"and we see, like, all of our old friends,"
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"and everyone's married and having kids,"
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"it just makes me, you know, think."
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"You okay there, Kev?"
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"Yeah, I just don't normally drink like this."
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"You're telling me you haven't gotten a little bit tipsy"
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"on Myers Family Wine Night?"
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"I see somebody's been stalking my Facebook page."
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"At least I don't take pictures of my meals."
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"Who's stalking who now?"
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"Okay, so I've been by your page maybe once or twice."
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"You were dating someone named Alessandro?"
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"You know, he does know that he can take a picture with his shirt on, right?"
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"Alessandro is long gone."
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"It's over, huh?"
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"Okay, after this drink, I have to go home."
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"Jim."
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"There's a smoking hot 18-year-old girl over there that you used to babysit."
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"And you're not going to do anything about that?"
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"Need I remind you that I am married to Michelle?"
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"Exactly."
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"Dude, these young chicks, they know some crazy shit in the bedroom."
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"You could take what you learn from Kara,"
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"bring it home, and apply it to Michelle."
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"You do care about your marriage, don't you, Jim?"
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"What are you talking about, Stifler?"
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"I'm not gonna cheat on my wife!"
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"I'm a father for Christ's sakes."
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"Yeah, that's perfect."
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"Yeah, chicks love a father figure. Keep playing that card, dude."
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"It's not a card, it's the truth."
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"Hey. Hi."
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"What are you guys talking about?"
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"Jim was just saying how much fun he had taking care of you."
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"Hey, ladies, why don't we give them some time to catch up?"
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"Mmm-hmm. Yeah, after you."
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"No, that's not necessary. We should all hang out together."
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"Why don't we all... Stifler, just..."
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"Be her daddy."
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"Stifler? Stifler!"
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"So, sounds like you and Mia have quite an adventurous lifestyle."
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"Sometimes a little too adventurous."
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"Wow. Well, Heather's a bit more on the conservative side."
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"But, uh..."
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"Hey! Hi."
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"But, I gotta be honest, Chris, I could use a little adventure myself."
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"What are you getting at, Ron?"
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"I'm just saying that usually I'm not one for swapping,"
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"but the fact that you've been with Heather already, kind of makes it okay."
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"So, what do you think?"
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"Think they'd be into it?"
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"I'm kidding. Come on, I'm kidding!"
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"Seriously, I would never do that!"
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"Unless you guys wanted to."
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"So you've really been to every country in South America?"
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"No, no, not all of them."
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"And I don't consider French Guiana a nation."
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"I remember, I couldn't wait till graduation"
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"so I could leave this town and reinvent myself."
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"You have certainly reinvented yourself."
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"I don't know."
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"There's just a part of me that still wishes that"
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"I could just explore the world, you know?"
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"Be everything I set out to be."
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"You can be whoever you wanna be. You just gotta be it."
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"You wanna make out? Yeah."
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"Are you crazy? I love the Twilight books."
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"New Moon is my favorite."
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"Mine, too!"
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"Oh, my God! We have, like, so much in common!"
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"I know! I know!"
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"Wanna hit this?"
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"In more ways than one."
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"I don't know who this is, but I'm pretty fucking busy right now."
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"So sorry to interrupt, Stafler."
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"Didn't realize the Special Olympics competed at night."
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"Oh, fuck."
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"What the hell's going on over there?"
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"What, are you choking on your own dick?"
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"Nothing, Mr. Duraiswamy, nothing."
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"What can I do for you, sir?"
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