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Clips from American Reunion

"She flew out this morning."
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"Oh. I'm sorry, man."
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"What about Michelle?"
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"I am not sure yet."
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"ALL; Finch!"
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"What happened? I called the police department a thousand times."
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"I appreciate that, Kevin. But my mom, actually, bailed me out."
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"Guys, I screwed up."
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"That bike belongs to my boss."
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"And I was promised a raise, and I didn't get it, so I"
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"simply borrowed it."
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"The truth is that my life isn't interesting at all."
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"I am an assistant manager at a Staples in Bayonne, New Jersey."
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"I lied to my best friends, and I'm sorry."
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"You know, Finch, just because you sold out"
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"and got a boring job like most of us,"
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"that doesn't mean you should be embarrassed."
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"Yeah, come on, man. None of that shit matters."
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"That means a lot, gentlemen."
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"What about your arm?"
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"Oh."
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"I spilled coffee on myself while I was driving."
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"No."
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"It hurt like a bitch, though."
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"I'll bet. Jesus, Finch."
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"Oh, hey, check this out, you guys."
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"Crazy, huh? Look at us."
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"A lot of memories."
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""Steve Stifler.""
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""Hopes to keep the party going with his boys.""
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"Any sign of him yet?"
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"I don't think he's going to show."
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"Stifler?"
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"How'd you find me?"
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"We asked your mom."
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"Oh, no. I didn't do anything."
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"We wanted to apologize for what we said last night."
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"We didn't mean it."
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"Yeah, you did. I get it, you guys think I'm a dick."
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"Okay. Well,"
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"maybe you are kind of a dick."
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"But,"
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"you're a fun dick."
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"And you're our dick."
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"Yeah, man. You were one of the biggest reasons that high shool was awesome."
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"Yeah, high school was awesome."
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"Then we graduated and everybody started getting jobs"
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"and getting married and having kids"
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"and all that other stupid shit."
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"Now, look at me. I'm the bitch of this place."
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"Look, Stifler, none of our lives are perfect."
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"Especially mine."
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"But what do you say we keep this party going, and hit up this reunion together?"
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"What the hell is going on here?"
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"Oh, my God. This is the jackass."
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"You're not even close to being finished and you're up here"
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""chilling with your posse"?"
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"Sorry, we can explain."
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"No, Kevin."
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"Allow me."
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"Yeah, Kevin, allow him."
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"This better be good, Stafler."
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"It's Stifler, fucker."
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"Oh, wow. Who the hell do you think you are?"
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"Are you acting tough in front of your girlfriend? Huh?"
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"Because we both know she's only with you for your money."
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"Definitely not for your dick."
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"Because anybody that's peed next to you"
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"knows it's the size of a leprechaun's pinkie."
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"That's not true."
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""That's not true." Oh, yeah, it is."
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"Look, just because you got a fancy office and I don't even have a desk"
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"doesn't change who we really are."
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"The truth is, you're still a dork,"
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"and I can still kick your ass."
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"But I'm not going to."
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"You know why?"
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"Because I'm the fucking Stifmeister."
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"And you can take this job and shove it up your dickhole"
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"because I have a reunion to attend."
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"Dudes?"
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"By the way, I had no clue what I was doing with any of this shit,"
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"so you got a lot of work to do."
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"Surprise! Hey! You made it."
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"Of course."
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"What do you think about the Lions this year?"
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"They got a shot?"
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"We'll see if their offensive line can hold."
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"Are you planning on being on All Stars?"
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"I actually haven't thought much about that."
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"You should think about it."
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"I'm sorry, guys, you'll have to excuse me."
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"Can I cut in?"
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"I don't know. Can you promise to keep your shirt on?"
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"Come on, buddy, I'm busting balls. Huh?"
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"Yeah, of course."
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"I'll get us some drinks."
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"Okay."
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"Hey."
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"Sholdn't you be dancing with your girlfriend?"
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"Uh..."
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"Mia and I are over."
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"She wanted me to be someone else."
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"Something that I don't want to be."
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"What do you want, Chris?"
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"Heather, I want this."
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"I want us."
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"What about your career? LA?"
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"Look, I know that it's crazy."
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"And I don't have all the answers right now, but I see you,"
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"and I just know"
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"I want you."
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"I love you."
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"I love you."
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"So, I'm skiing down a mountain."
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"Guy has a heart attack right there."
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"Saved his life. It was a big story, you can Google it."
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"Yeah, it was."
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"I bet."
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"Holy shit! Excuse me."
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