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Clips from Family Guy - Pawtucket Pat (S19E19)

"We heard you had sex with a horse!"
Family Guy
"I have created alliances with the great powers of Europe..."
Family Guy
"What about the horse sex?"
Family Guy
"There is no horse sex!"
Family Guy
"Is this guy bothering you, Cathy?"
Family Guy
"I can handle this."
Family Guy
"Hey guys, I got you all "Keep Up the Statue" hats, or "KUTS.""
Family Guy
"Kuts? Isn't that the lady's hairdresser down the street?"
Family Guy
"Why don't you tell me?"
Family Guy
"Peter, I'm not wearing a Kuts hat."
Family Guy
"Come on, if I refer three friends,"
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"I get a free blowout."
Family Guy
"Tell them Mary Sparkles sent you."
Family Guy
"But never call me that in front of my family."
Family Guy
"Where was this place, again?"
Family Guy
"Peter, anybody who supports that statue is a racist."
Family Guy
"Racist? How can a 300‐pound white guy"
Family Guy
"who looks at black porn be racist?"
Family Guy
"Here, Peter. You were sent a beer"
Family Guy
"by that table of businessmen."
Family Guy
"- Which table? - No, no. No, no. Don't look."
Family Guy
"Make them come to you."
Family Guy
"You guys haven't read my book, have you?"
Family Guy
"- Peter, they're leaving. - They'll come."
Family Guy
"They're getting in their vehicle."
Family Guy
"- They're pulling into the street without looking. - (tires screech, loud crash)"
Family Guy
"Oh, no, they've been hit by a bus!"
Family Guy
"They'll come. I followed the rules."
Family Guy
"Peter, they can't come. They're dead."
Family Guy
"That was the day I lost my sparkle."
Family Guy
"I was just Mary after that."
Family Guy
"Excuse me, would you sign this petition demanding"
Family Guy
"that the city take down the..."
Family Guy
"Take down the what?"
Family Guy
"- Uh, nothing. - Good."
Family Guy
"Hey, could you do me a favor and elbow‐wipe"
Family Guy
"74 years of pigeon (bleep) off my shoulders?"
Family Guy
"Uh, okay."
Family Guy
"Who are you, anyway?"
Family Guy
"I'm Rhode Island founder Roger Williams,"
Family Guy
"otherwise known as the end of the worst field trip"
Family Guy
"in elementary school history."
Family Guy
"It's true. The kids are very disappointed."
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah, "And Wife" is totally getting' them jazzed."
Family Guy
"- (horn honks) - Move, Brian, you're in my spot."
Family Guy
"You're Mrs. Groceries?"
Family Guy
"She touched the manager over the pants."
Family Guy
"Love her or hate her, she plays to win."
Family Guy
"- Anyway, how's it going? - Not good."
Family Guy
"I'm not getting any signatures on this petition."
Family Guy
"Really? It looks like you've got quite a few."
Family Guy
"Oh, mostly they just say, "Brian is gay.""
Family Guy
"Yeah, I have to be careful. If 200 people write it,"
Family Guy
"- it goes on the ballot. - Well, at least you're trying."
Family Guy
"I mean, what is Peter doing"
Family Guy
"to drum up support for his side?"
Family Guy
"PETER (on bullhorn): Ladies and gentlemen,"
Family Guy
"to support Pawtucket Pat, please welcome Kid Rock."
Family Guy
"Hello, Quahog."
Family Guy
"Whenever there's a town debate with racial overtones,"
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"- I'm there on the wrong side. - (all cheering)"
Family Guy
"Aw, crap, everybody run. It's Adult Rock."
Family Guy
"Kid, you want to tell me why I found your mother's"
Family Guy
"best T‐shirt‐cutting scissors outside in the rain?"
Family Guy
"- (scoffs) I don't know. - (sighs)"
Family Guy
"Why can't you be more like your brother, The?"
Family Guy
"Rupert, I was going over our credit card statement."
Family Guy
"There's a charge for two tickets to Tootsie the musical,"
Family Guy
"yet I don't remember going to see Tootsie the musical."
Family Guy
"Now, I'm hoping the good news is I'm ruining the surprise."
Family Guy
"God, I can't believe Peter is actually winning"
Family Guy
"public support for that damn statue."
Family Guy
"And he's throwing rocks through my window,"
Family Guy
"and it's his house."
Family Guy
"‐(Peter grunting) ‐(heavy thud)"
Family Guy
"Ugh, that rock was too heavy."
Family Guy
"Got to find something lighter."
Family Guy
"Okay, so something in between."
Family Guy
"That statue is such a disgrace."
Family Guy
"I'll tell you, part of me wants to march down"
Family Guy
"to that park and remove it myself."
Family Guy
"Well, why don't you? It'd be a noble act."
Family Guy
"Think of it as civil disobedience."
Family Guy
"Disobedience? But I'm a good boy."
Family Guy
"I obey. I always obey. I'm a good boy who obeys."
Family Guy
"Okay, d‐don't think of it as disobedience,"
Family Guy
"Forget I used that word."
Family Guy
"You're a weird guy, Bri."
Family Guy
"A weird doggy guy."
Family Guy
"PETER: Ha! Found some medium rocks."
Family Guy
"You know what? That's a great idea."
Family Guy
"Like not separating immigrant children from their families."
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"(applause)"
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"If you're the first one to stop applauding,"
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"that means you're racist."
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"(applause intensifies)"
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"(applause continues)"
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"(applause stops)"
Family Guy
"Thanks for helping me, Stewie."
Family Guy
"All right, let's tie the rope around the statue"
Family Guy
"and tow it out of here."
Family Guy
"All right, great. But before we begin,"
Family Guy
"I'm just going to use the park bathroom"
Family Guy
"- at night. - Stewie, no."
Family Guy
"I got a lollipop!"
Family Guy
"That's great, bud."
Family Guy
"Now let's stop talking about that lollipop and get to work."
Family Guy
"Okay, we're almost ready to do this."
Family Guy
"Did you bring the masks?"
Family Guy
"- Right here. - What the hell is this?"
Family Guy
"You said to bring masks."
Family Guy
"These are from last year's charity ball at the Guggenheim."
Family Guy
"Whatever. Just help me tie this rope to the car."
Family Guy
"Sorry, I need a free hand to hold up my mask."
Family Guy
"Enough with the damn masks!"
Family Guy
"All right, let's get this statue out of here."
Family Guy
"I guess you only paid for driver's side airbags."
Family Guy
"Yeah. When I bought this, I was dating a girl I didn't like."
Family Guy
"Wow, look at this."
Family Guy
"The statue's disappearance is being covered everywhere."
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