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Clips from Family Guy - Pawtucket Pat (S19E19)

"and immediately give it back."
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"Stewie, destroying a statue is a felony."
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"If we're caught, we'll go to prison."
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"Prison?! I can't go to prison."
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"Peter watched all six seasons of Oz"
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"with me in a Babybjörn."
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"I'm too young to have someone go poo on my face."
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"Well, there's really no good age for it to happen."
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"All right, Stewie, just relax."
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"And don't do that weird, nervous laugh you do"
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"- when you're hiding something. - Got it."
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"- Morning, everybody. - Where have you guys been?"
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"(cackles)"
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"No‐Nowhere, of course!"
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"(quietly): Will you calm down?"
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"So, uh, where's Peter?"
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"Uh, he went to some rally 'cause the statue's gone."
Family Guy
"He's angrier than Al Pacino's forehead liver spots."
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"Comb your hair down instead of up."
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"Give us some shade. We're dying up here."
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"Yeah, what do you call that haircut?"
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"You're nearly 80 years old."
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"You look like the kid from Jerry Maguire."
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"What are you going for with all of these spots?"
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"I want to look like mashed potatoes,"
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"with the skins on."
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"(indistinct chatter)"
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"This is awesome. What a turnout."
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"And look, here comes Fox News."
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"(horn playing "Dixie")"
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"It's amazing how recently that show aired."
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"That statue was a travesty and so is the brewery."
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"They should close it and make juice instead."
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"What? How dare you?"
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"Juice will not replace us."
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"(chanting):"
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"Juice will not replace us!"
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"My God, Peter, what are you doing?"
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"Taking up politics to avoid intimacy with my wife."
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"Peter, is that you?"
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"(gasps) I thought we could protest together."
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"All right, no more politics. Time for trains in the basement."
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"- MAN: Stop! - Collaborate and listen."
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"We are from the Narragansett tribe,"
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"from whom Pawtucket Pat stole his recipe."
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"And we are annoyed that no one has asked us what we think."
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"You guys kind of dress like weekend Jay Leno."
Family Guy
"Thank you. We've just come from the Wang‐Holder wedding."
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"(laughs) See?"
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"Little more of that, John Oliver,"
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"and maybe you'll finally get that 14th Emmy."
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"Well, what do you guys think?"
Family Guy
"This statue is only the tip of the iceberg."
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"The pressing issue isn't what someone did 300 years ago,"
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"it's how do we help Native Americans today"
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"and end the institutional racism that still plagues society?"
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"The poverty rate on reservations..."
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"Oh, damn, you got sunflowered."
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"Everyone, come back."
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"Uh, come back. he makes a good point."
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"We've all been so focused on what the statue means to us"
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"we didn't even stop to consider"
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"how Pawtucket Pat affected others."
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"But Pat's the town hero."
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"If he's nothing, then so is Quahog."
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"- (indistinct chatter) - No, it's not."
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"Quahog is still a wonderful town."
Family Guy
"I‐I mean, we still got one of those Arby's signs."
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"You know? T‐The old ones, you know, with the big old hat?"
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"That's been gone for ten years."
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"Oh, (bleep) this place."
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"No, no, you know what? No."
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"Quahog is a wonderful town,"
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"because of who we are and what we do,"
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"not because of some guy who stole beer 300 years ago."
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"Especially when he did horrible things"
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"to some of our fellow citizens."
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"Yeah, I guess you're right."
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"Thank you, Peter."
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"Now, crowd of angry whites,"
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"I think we all owe our Native American friends an apology."
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"ALL: Sorry."
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"Angry whites."
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"- ALL: Sorry! - That's better."
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"Well, Brian, I guess I owe you an apology, too."
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"You were right from the start."
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"Sorry things got so heated between us"
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"and that I took a dump in your dog food."
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"- Wait, what? - I know. Politics, huh?"
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"- Come on everybody, let's go home. - I'll drive."
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"Where the hell are we?"
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"Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker."
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"Our top story: the statue of Pawtucket Pat"
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"was found earlier today in the Quahog River."
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"In the spirit of compromise, the town has decided"
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"that it will be relocated to the Quahog Museum,"
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"where it will be both remembered"
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"and never seen by anyone ever again."
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"Well, thank God this whole controversy is behind us."
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"Yeah. And Peter, I'm glad you came to your senses."
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"Me, too. You know, we might even win an award for this."
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"- Really? - Yeah, award voters love it"
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"when someone with a right‐leaning viewpoint"
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"admits they're wrong."
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"They declare it's good storytelling"
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"and character development."
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"Ooh, like Three Billboards."
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"- And Green Book. - Driving Miss Daisy."
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"American History X."
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"Yeah, all those. And many more."
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"But can anyone name a single movie where someone on the left"
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"took on a more Republican‐leaning viewpoint?"
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"Doesn't even have to have won an award."
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"Just has to exist."
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"Anyone?"
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"Anything?"
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"What about Fritz Lang's Metropolis?"
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"How'd you get here?"
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"Mm, in my Hyundai Sonata."
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"(shudders)"
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