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Clips from HouseBroken (2021) - Who's a Good Girl? (S01E01)

"‐ I've met someone! Yeah!"
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"Her shell is the most exotic shade of brownish."
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"But I fear it may be too soon"
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"for me to get back out there. Feedback?"
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"‐ You shouldn't feel guilty. Darla is probably dead."
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"‐ Yeah, you should hit that. ‐ I agree."
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"Okay, Diablo, let's hear from you now."
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"‐ Okay, um‐‐ ‐ My human's got new kitten!"
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"‐ Tabitha! We'll get to you after Diablo."
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"Kay? ‐ Okay."
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"Her name is Kit Kat."
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"She's getting lot, lot attention."
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"And you know, I get it, she's cute,"
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"she fit in a drinking glass."
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"You know what I used to fit into?"
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"A shot glass."
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"[grunts]"
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"[meows]"
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"It hurt, but I did it. You know why?"
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"Because it was cute, people love it."
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"But now, it's like I'm invisible."
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"I might as well be Chico. ‐ I'm sorry, what?"
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"‐ Wow, everybody has so much to talk about today."
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"Kind of wish we could have discussed"
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"some of this last session"
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"when we spent an hour trying to describe the color green."
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"‐ I still say it's bumpy."
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"‐ Okay, well, we're not going back there."
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"What‐‐what I'd like to do"
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"is make our new member feel welcome."
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"Diablo, why don't you jump in"
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"and tell us a little bit about your‐‐"
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"‐ Yes, the coyote sightings."
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"‐ Oh, is that what I was gonna talk about?"
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"‐ Yes. How's everybody coping?"
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"‐ Elsa, please!"
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"Wait, there's a coyote in the neighborhood?"
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"‐ All the raccoons are talking about it."
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"‐ My cousin ran off with a coyote."
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"Completely blew up her life,"
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"and now she lives with him in the wild."
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"I don't even think she knows about my vest."
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"‐ Ran off into the wild? Like an animal?"
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"That is so... [laughs]"
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"Dangerous. You know what?"
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"Let's table the coyote discussion for now"
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"and let Diablo have the floor"
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"for the remainder of the session."
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"‐ Okay, well, um, my humans are getting a divorce‐‐"
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"‐ Sorry, I've gotta flag it."
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"We're out of time."
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"‐ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no. That‐‐that's fine."
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"‐ It's George Clooney! I live with George Clooney!"
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"God, what the hell is wrong with you?"
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"‐ [sighs]"
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"[upbeat music]"
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"‐ [growls] ‐ Ow!"
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"‐ I can't believe how rude they were to Diablo."
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"They weren't even open to him at all."
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"‐ Talk about not being open. Ow."
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"‐ It's time for us all to move on."
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"‐ Oh, he's always liked you better."
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"[munching]"
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"‐ Thank God Jill's never plopped some stupid goldfish"
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"in my bowl and expected me to live happily ever after."
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"‐ You've got a lot of anger"
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"packed into that squishy fish body of yours."
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"I can help you with that. ‐ Gross."
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"‐ [snoring]"
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"[yawns] ‐ [grunts]"
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"‐ [howling]"
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"[dramatic music]"
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"♪"
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"‐ [gasps] The coyote."
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"‐ Wait, all I have to do"
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"is spend the night"
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"in this haunted, chicken flavored mansion,"
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"and it's all mine? [laughs]"
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"Okay."
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"[upbeat music]"
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"‐ So you guys know I'm totes kewl,"
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"but it is three minutes past the starting time, and we‐‐"
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"‐ Yeah, no, I know what time it is, Elsa."
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"I can smell."
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"I was hoping Diablo was just running late"
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"because he got pinned under a leaf or something,"
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"but it's clear he's not coming today,"
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"and I think I know why. ‐ He sucks!"
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"‐ No, I think it has more to do with the way he was treated."
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"‐ I can't stay silent any longer!"
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"‐ The session haven't even started yet."
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"‐ I took your advice and made an overture"
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"towards my potential paramour."
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"But it turns out, um,"
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"I misinterpreted the situation."
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"I could get lost in those eyes."
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"I feel we both want the same thing,"
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"but please let me know if I'm misreading your signals."
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"[moaning squeakily]"
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"[funky music]"
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"Falling for you..."
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"♪"
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"Huh?"
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"‐ She was a shoe."
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"‐ A Croc, to be specific."
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"I didn't realize until after we made love."
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"‐ That seems late."
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"‐ You're the ones who told me to hit that,"
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"and I did, hard."
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"‐ Well, okay, we didn't exactly have all the information."
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"‐ Dude, I like this for you."
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"‐ I've been waiting 15 years someone to look at me"
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"the way I thought that Croc was looking at me."
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"‐ The reminds me of a story"
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"that Leo DiCaps once told me about a flip‐flop."
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"Miami Film Festival‐‐ ‐ No, N‐O!"
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"Every session, all I do is listen to you,"
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"but do I ever get a turn? ‐ Feels like she does."
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"‐ I don't, Tabitha."
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"Yes, I heard your very loud stage whisper."
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