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Clips from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (2017) - The Punishment Room (S02E02)

"-This. This. Not that. -Ah."
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"Ooh, not that."
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"-This and this. Have a good day. -Ah."
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"You're such a little freak. I mean, you really are."
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"MIDGE: I want to get serious here for a minute, people."
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"Nuclear war. The nightmare, the horror."
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"Oh, now, I'm not talking about dying in one."
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"I'm talking about surviving and living in an underground bunker"
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"with your extended family until the radiation disperses."
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"Mr. Khrushchev, have you met my family?"
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"If you're gonna hit us, comrade, fucking obliterate us."
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"I'm obsessed with the time lady."
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"You know her. Dial the number and it's, "At the tone,"
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"Eastern Standard Time will be 6:53 and 20 seconds.""
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"Beep. Now, 6:53 and 30 seconds is next, right?"
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"Maybe."
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"But I like to think that it may not be"
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"and then be surprised when it is."
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"The suspense is intoxicating."
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"Oh, and I drink while I do this."
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"Did I not mention that? I should've mentioned that."
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"My son was bullied the other day at the park"
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"and the anger I felt at that boy."
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"Not the boy picking on my son, I mean my son."
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"You know? 'Cause Mama didn't raise no pussies."
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"I told him, "Get in there. Use what you got."
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""The greatest defense in the male armory:"
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""foot to nuts. Foot to nuts."
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"Fight dirty, you little bastard.""
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"I got to tell you, the first time..."
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"...my mother says, "You've gained so much weight"
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"since the apocalypse,""
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"I'll pry the door open and stick my head outside, going..."
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"(breathes rapidly) Are my eyes popping out yet?"
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"Am I bleeding from the ears? Say that it's happening."
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"Please tell me that sweet release is imminent."
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"I mean, it's the..."
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"...greatest drinking game ever."
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"A shot of vodka every time it goes beep."
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"Then I throw up on the half hour."
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"I should patent this. I should..."
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"...bury the body. It's not pretty, son,"
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"but we can't leave a dead four- year-old unburied like this."
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"The flies, alone."
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"Get your sand pail, start digging."
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"We'll make it fun."
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"Wait. He's still breathing."
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"He's a stubborn little fucker, isn't he?"
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"Quick, look in my purse, there's a..."
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"...government pamphlet I read on this with guidelines."
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"One was not to bring anything into the fallout shelter"
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"that would be unnaturally disturbing."
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"You realize what that means."
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"Hundreds of radioactive, Jewish mothers above ground,"
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"roaming the streets of the Upper West Side."
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"If that's not a deterrent for nuclear war,"
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"I don't know what is. I mean..."
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"...does the time lady count off the seconds"
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"while she's having sex?"
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"Really, no man wants to go through that."
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"And women, most men we sleep with,"
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"they go off before the beep. You know what I'm saying?"
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"Then we have to..."
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"...turn ourselves in."
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"I mean, it's one thing to kill the boy,"
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"but taking out the rest of his family, his mother,"
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"his sister, his dog..."
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"I think people noticed."
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"Thanks, everybody."
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"You've been more than diverting."
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"I'm Mrs. Maisel. Good night."
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"(cheers and applause)"
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"Hi. Great crowd."
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"-Yeah, this guy in the back wasn't laughing. -Not one cough."
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"It's when they don't cough that I know I got them."
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"I asked him if he was foreign or something,"
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"but he's from Hoboken."
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"Susie, 99% of the audience was laughing."
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"That's a good thing."
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"You got 100% of that place on 19th."
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"Ah, that was a great gig."
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"You got 100 at that Midtown place on 23rd."
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"23rd is not Midtown."
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"-It's close. -It's not close."
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"-It's a short walk. -It's a cab ride."
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"Goddamn Harry Drake."
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"He's stopping my career cold."
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"I mean, how long can he hold a grudge?"
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"Hey, everybody. Who here doesn't love our Mrs. Maisel?"
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"(cheers and applause)"
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"And who here doesn't love the dulcet tones of the autoharp?"
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"Give it up for Clint Gowdy."
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"Hey, hey. What the hell?"
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"Jackie, how many times have I told you?"
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"Autoharps are permanently banned, meaning forever."
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"Hey, as long as you're off doing your Maisel thing,"
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"I'm gonna book what I want to book."
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"Autoharps, panpipes, ocarinas."
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"-You're just toying with me now. -That's right."
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"And I'm gonna start charging for overnight stays"
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"at the Hotel Le Gaslight. Count on it."
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"-Overnight stays? -It's nothing. Ignore him."
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"She's been sleeping here."
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"I'm getting tired of having to fold her bedding every morning."
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"You don't sleep clean."
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"Susie, you can't sleep here."
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"Relax, I'm not anymore. I swapped apartments"
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"with the Italian family upstairs."
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"-I'm sorry, what? -I swapped apartments."
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"I'm in their place and they're in mine."
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"A family is in your apartment? Your place is a shithole."
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"Oh, you'd change your tune if you saw their place. Brutal."
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"We really should treat immigrants better."
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"But what if Harry Drake's goons show up at your apartment?"
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"-I won't be there. -Yes,"
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"-but the Italian family will. -I know, right?"
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"We need a more permanent solution to this Harry thing."
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"-One where there's no innocent victims. -I know."
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"Is this your brassiere, Susie? You left it in the back."
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"Jesus Christ, Jackie."
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