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Clips from Birdgirl (2021) - Fli on Your Own Supply (S02E02)

"Birdgirl! [ glass shatters ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Hey! I need your john hancock on these sec forms,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"And I'm transferring a bunch of judy's appointments"
Birdgirl (2021)
"To your mindcal."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ cellphone beeps ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"And synched."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ humming ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Unified field, unified force."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ chuckles ] judy hates that, too."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I need your ollie wolcott on a b-day card"
Birdgirl (2021)
"For sarah from social responsibility."
Birdgirl (2021)
"My what? For whom?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Sarah. She guards the expectant mothers"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Parking space."
Birdgirl (2021)
"You know, gets a lot of money on towing fees."
Birdgirl (2021)
"This sounds like a judy problem."
Birdgirl (2021)
"It's not a problem. It's a birthday."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Oh, were your birthdays problems?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Let's get into it."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Oh, good. You're on video."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I scheduled your bathroom break for an hour ago,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"And your ceo office hours start in 15 minutes."
Birdgirl (2021)
"You can sign right between the hugging dinosaurs."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Nothing sexual."
Birdgirl (2021)
"1-5, one-fiver."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I left 2 minutes wiggle room."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Gillian, I missed the bathroom break,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"And tell the employees I'm running late,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"And, paul, we're pushing the b.D. To next Tuesday."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Ooh! Tuesday's when judy -- now you --"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Runs urine tests."
Birdgirl (2021)
"She's very hands-on."
Birdgirl (2021)
"How's Wednesday?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Push a birthday?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"You are a monster!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Thursday it is."
Birdgirl (2021)
"She was more beautiful than thy first love"
Birdgirl (2021)
"But now lies under boards."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ geiger counter crackling ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"That's it -- the last bit of baltimo on earth."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Except for what's still in the mines, right?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"God damn it!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Forgot about that."
Birdgirl (2021)
"You better get up there and blow up what's left"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Before some erin brockotits sniffs it out."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Brockotits... She in marketing?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Take the white festiva in spot for 422."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Festiva? Wait."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I-is this a birdteam mission?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I have no idea what you're talking about."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Nor, alas, do I care."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I'm on the birdteam."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ chuckles ] new personal record."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ keys rattle, thud ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ fl(I)'s chiming on ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ thinking ] oh, my god, I can't believe I gained 2 pounds this week."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I hope that no one notices."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ buzzer ] why did I get my mom's body?!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ relaxing music plays ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Millions of years of evolution"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Shaped my body for optimal fecundity."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I am perfect."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Oh, god, is that a gray? [ buzzer ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ fl(I) buzzing ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Are people creeped out by me?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"No, paul, you're a necessary discomfort"
Birdgirl (2021)
"For the sake of growth."
Birdgirl (2021)
"That's right. Breathe."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ keys clacking ] [ buzzer ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Oh, my god."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I'll never have a vaginal orgasm."
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Even lady diana needed clitoral stimulation."
Birdgirl (2021)
"But at least she was a [bleep]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ cassette tape clicks ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Dog with bucket hat: Hello, brian."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Welcome to the 1993 ford festiva"
Birdgirl (2021)
"With a gl sport package."
Birdgirl (2021)
"You'll notice a bomb in the rear compartment."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Rear compartment..."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Back seat."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Press the red button to activate it."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Before you press the button,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I've allowed you 2 minutes"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Since that's the time it took me"
Birdgirl (2021)
"To exit the car, pop the back seat,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"And locate the adjuster bar. [ engine revs, metal crunches ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"As long as you follow my timing,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"The bomb's set to perfectly explode."
Birdgirl (2021)
"What if I have to go number one and a half?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"So that's how the birdteam does it -- in a canister."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Nobody but you does it in a canister."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ fl(I)s dinging and buzzing ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Meredith: Huh. It's working!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Evie: Yeah, yeah, it is,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"But I'm keeping my eye on a few hotspots."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ loud buzzing ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I hate humanity."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Charlie: Wait till you hit your 20s."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ mindcall chimes ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Board meeting in less than a minute."
Birdgirl (2021)
"But --[ clears throat ] -- I don't talk in front of people."
Birdgirl (2021)
"That's judy's jam. You do now."
Birdgirl (2021)
"My jam is to make fun of them in my head while she's talking."
Birdgirl (2021)
"And you're presenting this quarter's projections."
Birdgirl (2021)
"You better get-a-typin' there."
Birdgirl (2021)
"You gonna eat that?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Sorry I'm a tad late."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Uh, just pulling up the old presentation,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Which, of course, I finished already."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Can we, uh, get to the actuals and year-to-date projections?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Actuals, huh?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Says here some thoughts aren't getting --"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ burps ] -- fixed."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Your system's at or near capacity."
Birdgirl (2021)
"We dealing with that?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Uh...Yes, we are..."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Addressing those concerns with..."
Birdgirl (2021)
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