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Clips from Seinfeld - The Barber (S05E05)

"Mr. Costanza, Mr. Pensky's here to see you."
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"Mr. Pensky?"
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"Of the Pensky file?"
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"Costanza?"
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"Arthur Pensky."
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"Mr. Pensky."
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"I-I was just working on your file."
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"I was..."
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"...transferring the contents of the file into this..."
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"...flexible, accordion-style folder to-"
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"- Where's Tuttle? - He's on vacation."
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"He was on vacation the last time I dropped by. Give me my file."
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"Looks like you put a lot of work into this."
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"Well, in college they used to call me "the little bulldog.""
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"Yeah, you are Pensky material."
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"Would you ever consider coming to work directly for me?"
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"- Really? - You are aware-"
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"- Mr. Costanza? - Not now, Clarisse."
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"I thought Mr. Pensky should know they're towing his car."
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"Damn this city!"
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"I am aware...? I am aware...?"
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"He knows. He knows about us."
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"- How do you know? - Because I know."
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"He's crazy. All morning, he looking at the hair. He staring at the hair."
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"- Who is it? - It's Newman!"
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"He was in the shop with Enzo. He can't see me here."
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"Go in the bedroom. Open the window. You can go out the fire escape."
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"- What do you want? - Could I use your bathroom?"
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"What's wrong with yours?"
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"- My toilet's clogged. - You can't unclog it?"
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"- Did you ask Kramer? - He's out."
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"- Number one? - Yes, yes."
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"- May I go? - Go ahead."
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"- I gotta go very badly. - Flush twice."
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"Thank you!"
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"No."
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"Jackpot."
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"I don't believe this."
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"There's no hair in this thing."
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"I've never seen a person that didn't have at least one hair in a brush."
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"Unbelievable."
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"Nothing."
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"- All right? - Yeah, yeah."
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"- I'll see you later. - What are you doing?"
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"I'm watching Edward Scissorhands."
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"Could I watch a little? It's my favorite movie."
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"Yeah, all right."
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"- You want something to drink? - No, no."
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"If you wanna watch, sit down. You're making me nervous."
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"I tell you, this Scissorhands is a hell of a barber."
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"Gotta go."
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"Oh, I dropped a nickel."
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"Yeah."
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"See you, Jerry."
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"Did you get it?"
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"Oh, you done good, Newman."
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"It was a cinch."
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"Where you going?"
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"Nine hundred! Do I hear 1000?"
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"Ladies, he is a Harvard graduate."
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"- A thousand. - A thousand. Okay, a thousand once."
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"A thousand twice."
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"A thousand three times. Sold..."
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"...to the lucky lady in the third row."
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"Congratulations. Thank you so much."
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"Okay, our next bachelor is number..."
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"...124 on your program."
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"He..."
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"He is..."
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"He's a high school graduate."
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"Equi..."
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"Equivalency."
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"A high school equivalency program graduate."
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"He's..."
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"...self-employed."
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"He's..."
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"...I don't know, 6'3", 190 pounds."
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"He likes..."
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"...fruit."
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"And he just got a haircut."
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"Kramer!"
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"Kramer!"
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"Okay, why don't we start the bidding."
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"Do I hear 5 bucks?"
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"I don't get this Scissorhands. Is he a superhero? Like Green Lantern?"
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"What's with this guy?"
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"I'm just asking."
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"- Who is it? - Enzo Manganero!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"One second! Go. Go in the bedroom."
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"It was you that was at Gino's apartment the other night!"
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"- No, I wasn't there. - Don't lie!"
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"I know it was you!"
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"I get a sample of your hair. I match them up."
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"Sample?"
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"Newman."
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"I was there, but I was just dropping off a book."
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"Don't, Jerry."
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"So, it's true!"
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"Yes."
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"Is true."
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"I'm gonna kill the both of you!"
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"Mr. Tuttle! You're back."
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"George."
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"I'm surprised to find you here."
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"- You are? - I thought you'd take the larger office."
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"Really?"
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"I guess I didn't make it clear when I hired you."
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"So where's that Pensky file?"
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"Let's see what you've been up to all week."
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"Here it is."
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"What have you been doing all week?"
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"You missed a lovely party for Grace."
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"You haven't done anything with this."
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"Well, bear in mind, I am in the smaller office."
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"I'm beginning to wonder if you understand anything."
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"You are aware that Pensky is interested in me."
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"You're not Pensky material."
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"Really? Well, we'll just see about that."
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"Ta-ta, Tuttle."
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