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Clips from Seinfeld - The Fire (S05E05)

"there's no way that moving in with your parents is a sign that your life is right on track nnova"
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"you could fake this even yet they don't write about a terrific girl I got a great job making a lot of money and everything goes according to plan I'm"
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"really moving back in with my parents effective and busted on a parole violation don't the slammer in the opinion of the board you need"
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"further rehabilitation I nnu you go back into that little dnmt hold your clearance between your fingers and going I"
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"was so afraid of you people and I was dnmt nnova"
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"leave this I won't be for that long going through this are going to move back in with those people please tell me there"
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"is saying you know and my parents just as crazy as your parents how can you compare your parents to my parents my"
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"father has never thrown anything out at nndb my father wishes sneakers in"
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"the pool nnj my mother has never set foot in a natural body of water dnmt"
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"listen carefully nonna my mother has never let nnat"
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"a giggle not a chuckle nnat it's easy never went high dnmt"
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"smirk maybe dnmt well I don't like either the for the rent borrowing money from a friend is like having sex to just completely"
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"changes the relation dnmt nnj nnj I don't really you know I still don't understand why do you want to move back in with your parents I"
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"don't want total amount of money I got seven hundred fourteen dollars in the bank well move in here nnj"
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"he just moved in here yeah I'm going to move in with him he doesn't know what to use the toilet dnmt move me if you are nnj"
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"thank you idea that might not work out nndb"
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"nndb aloneness is Costanza dnmt going to bring in some more stuff more nndb"
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"is more nnj ari farmers who says Hey I got a terrific dnmt this"
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"is too hard for the audience nndb Bologna sandwiches baloney"
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"nobody's baloney nndb nndb things nnj"
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"you killed my you're here nnj I really don't need it dnmt that's"
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"it anything else that's nnj I don't move the car well I guess we're going you go yeah nnj"
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"when you go in life well and I don't often with Kramer does not grow prime rib yeah you can't believe this woman she's one of these low talkers you can't hear what she's saying it"
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"was going skews me what was that well maybe I mean I don't know if we're going out to eat tonight with your father dnmt"
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"nndb succulent neck taking nnj nndb"
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"nndb nndb for pizza place nnj that"
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"was a good one mn nndb"
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"nndb nndb you"
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"know that Leslie's in the coal industry she's a designer infectious come up with a new one that's going to be the big you know look at men's fashions itself"
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"like a puffy shirt nnj I think people want to look like pirates dnmt"
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"you know it's the right time for the all puffy and devil may care - [mumble]"
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"nndb nndb nndb nnj"
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"nnj I'm sure it's going to be on the today show on Friday yeah that's right young man"
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"nd OD a benefit for good will you know they are they close the nd floor in the homeless and"
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"the indigent and the engine yeah I don't want your work for then I I set the whole thing up and I got Jerry to do nnj"
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"nnj but nndb nndb I'm"
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"not taking a civil service mn nnova seemed so Madonna nnj"
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"yes I've seen a silver dnmt thanks to do what work in the post office is that what you want me to go would"
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"you play when I was eighteen I had use so we're gonna collection dnmt"
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"job security you get a paycheck every week I'm a college you know I couldn't bring myself to spend one of the I"
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"got some kind of the nnj"
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"nndb I don't know I do know that I have some kind of a challenge something I"
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"just don't know what it is I bet that election and what they were a lot of money nndb"
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"nndb I don't like this where this is nnj want to come I"
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"need some air nnat nnat nndb"
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"I'm sorry I'm I'm terribly dnmt how no it's alright it's"
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"just that I'm I'm I'm here with my parents and my mother wants me to take a civil service test nnat your"
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"hands mn they're quite exquisite mn"
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"nnj done any hand modeling nndb here's"
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"my car why don't you work give me a call nndb"
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"I don't get it dnmt what is I don't kn this"
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"woman or some effort what about my hands I don't think anyone has any better mycnn but he kidding knuckles"
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"or a lot of proportion nnat comparing your hands to my nnj is a one in a million that's"
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"what comes from avoiding manual labor your whole life nndb nndb Jerry I"
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"was sitting in the restaurant the two not jobs were talking nnu"
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"table and I bumped into this woman just like in the movie nnj"
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"nnj George's become a new model annnnd"
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"easier hands you can look at them but do not ok touch them nnj those"
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"are nice dnmt I never noticed this before national pretty yeah I think it masking"
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"nndb nndb well"
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"I can find dnmt would you mind getting the door dnmt thank you very much dnmt"
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"you're going to believe what's happening with less you know since you agreed to wear the puffy shirt on the today show now she's getting all these orders from boutiques at department stores since"
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"I OneNote where the puppies what are you talking about when you said that you would agree to where the puck shirt under nndb nndb nndb nndb we went to dinner the other night are"
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"you crazy dnmt we talking about when I went to the bath nndb"
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"there you go dnmt you she was asking me to wear this particular shirt on"
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"national TV and I said yes yes yes you Saturday well I don't know she was talking about I couldn't hear her well"
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"she asks you I can't wear this hockey shirt on TV nndb"
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"nndb where now all those stores are stocking it based on the condition that you're going to wear this on the TV show the"
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"factory new Jersey's already make they're making the nnj pirates friend that she's come up with Jerry this this"
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"is going to be the new look for the nineties you're going to be the first dnmt"
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"nndb nndb knew you had beautiful hair I"
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"tell people Frank dnmt talk about Japan what the hell dimension as hands too nnu"
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"never mentioned it to me and man Emery board dnmt I"
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"always talk about your hand how they're so soft and milky white now you never said milky wine dnmt Susan I"
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"don't annnnd sorry I'll try to be more careful I"
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"hope so dnmt Georgie all"
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"nnj Georgie would you like some Jello like you put the bananas in there nnu"
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"nnj stress is very damaging to the epidermis dnmt"
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"photo session in the morning my nd shape so please keep the television down and the conversation to amend by"
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"charging OneNote shallow I'll take you to my room dnmt"
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"yeah I mean I just want to let you know he's got about five minutes if you nnj"
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"yeah five minutes nndb"
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"that's great nndb nndb fantastic"
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"nnat better than anything you all you"
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"know in two months time everybody's going to be wearing them dnmt"
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"yeah nnu eight nndb"
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"nndb what do you think is it cool or what nnat"
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"why where you know dnmt why I'm wearing dnmt talk arrest me too that's why and"
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"I said yes you know why because I couldn't hear her nndb"
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"nndb you yes we were Democrat OneNote I don't hear anything dnmt"
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"you can't do that on the show dnmt share your promoting a benefit to blow"
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"that homeless people dnmt mn nnj"
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"you mn pressured by semi wearing on TeenNick they're using them as we speak nnat"
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"so nnj okay"
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"let's go nnat was wearing nnj"
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"like these before ndaki why you know whose hands they remind me of race"
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"your mic kidney right you is it who was the most exquisite hands you've ever seen already"
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"had it all what happened to nnj story"
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"I'm afraid you could have had any woman in the world but none could match the beauty of his own nnj"
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"you mean yes dnmt he was not master of his domain nnj would"
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"how would the muscles again so strained with overuse Renfrew they hand locked into a deformed position he was left with nothing"
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"but a call dnmt travel the world seeking a cure acupuncturists"
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"herbalists Swami's nothing helped towards the end is answer came so frozen he was not"
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"able to manipulate your tentacles and was dependent on cub scouts defeated dnmt inseam of the fans"
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"like ray McKinney's until today you are his success they're already I only hope you have a little more self control nnj"
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"you don't have to worry about I want to contest nndb nndb back now some forty six on"
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"Tuesday the nineteenth here in New York they'll be a benefit for the goodwill industries use clothing organization that provides services to the needy any one"
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"of the performers will be comedian Jerry Seinfeld very good morning like a grand speaking of clothing that is a very very"
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"unusual shirt you have on nnhs you're all kind of guy puffed up nndb nndb anyway"
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"yeah you know we're hoping to %HESITATION raise enough money with the you know you know because I look I'm sorry it is just a very unusual sure"
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"it could become a whole new look for you you know you clip a patch over and I think generally the pirate comedian I yeah nndb publisher look"
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"it's not my shirt what's the difference I agreed to wear it's a it's a puffy shirt I feel ridiculous that and"
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"I think it's the stupidest shirt I've ever seen to be perfectly honest with nnj you're"
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"that I heard nnj"
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"little higher good perfect for it's like that whole it's good okay let me one more one more good that's it you're"
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"done that's it Hannah here's a check thank you very much it was an honor nt"
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"working with you nnj thank you very much you know I was wondering if you're not doing anything later maybe"
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"like to get together nnj"
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"nnj nnj nnj boys"
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"not everyone can hear you Gennaro right you can't believe this because Jack they told me I had the most beautiful has that responsibility great"
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