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Clips from Dead End: Paranormal Park - The Pauline Phoenix Experience (S01E01)

"[theme music playing]"
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"[chuckles]"
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"-Whoa! -[both scream]"
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"Ah! [screams]"
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"[Norma laughing]"
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"-Ah! No! -Huh?"
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"Ah!"
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"Ouch!"
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"-[Barney yells] -[Norma laughs]"
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"[sighs]"
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"-Hey! -[all scream]"
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"-[thunder rumbling] -[suspenseful music playing]"
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"[Norma as Patience] What does it mean to be truly alone?"
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"I have had ample time to ponder this question all these long years,"
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"wandering these halls from witching hour to dawn,"
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"with only the creak of foot on the floor,"
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"and the whisper of the wind through the eaves to keep me company."
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"[snoring]"
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"But in my heart, I am alone."
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"-[Barney as Reginald] Patience! -[gasps] Reginald!"
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"My darling sister, why are you awake at this late, late hour?"
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"A beautiful young woman such as yourself should be tucked up in her boudoir"
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"as soon as the night cockerel has sungeth his sweet lullaby."
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"-Wouldn't you agree, Uncle? -[walking stick thuds]"
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"[Pugsley as Uncle] It is not for me to agree or disagree"
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"with the choices of man,"
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"for I am something beyond humanity now."
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"And when the full moon emerges from the clouds outside,"
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"you'll see, you'll both see…"
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"-Even Mildred will see! -[exclaims]"
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"Cousin Patience, I can't sleep."
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"[Patience] Cousin Gail, it is far past your bedtime."
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"Forgive me, but I had such awful night horrors."
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"Visions of witches, gargoyles and communists."
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"Oh, my ghost, Patience… something is wrong."
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"One of you, all of you, you're not meant to be here."
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"Now, now, back to bed with you."
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"All right, dear, let me fetch you some bubbly milk,"
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"and I'll see you back to your slumber."
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"This is wrong. You're not supposed to be here, you."
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"All of you, you're not supposed to be here!"
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"[thunderclap]"
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"What the… Barney!"
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"I asked you to stop dressing me up when I fall asleep."
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"-Dressing you up? -[screams]"
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"And who is this Barney you speak of?"
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"What? Barney, wake up! [panting]"
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"Ow, Pugsley! Pugsley! Pugsley, that hurt!"
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"Wait, why are you in black and white?"
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"Why is everything in black and white?"
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"Well, it looks the same to me. I think we're in the TV."
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"In the TV? But this doesn't look like Pauline's insurance commercial."
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"I just put the young madam back to sleep."
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"Thank you, Mildred. Now go polish all the silver in the house."
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"Ugh, again?"
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"Hey, Norma! Uh, how do we get home?"
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"-[clicking] -[white noise]"
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"What is that? Who… Who are they?"
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"Ooh, you redecorated! Love the statement wall."
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"[Barney] No, Pugsley, that's the fourth wall."
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"Maybe that's the exit?"
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"[medieval music playing over TV]"
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"[exclaims]"
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"[grunting]"
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"[gasps] Barney, come back! No! Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no."
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"[ominous music plays]"
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"[medieval music playing]"
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"Ouch!"
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"There's a good reason they don't make clothes out of metal."
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"This is another one of Pauline's movies."
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"[in British accent] I am not an unreasonable Queen,"
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"despite what my many enemies would tell you,"
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"but they can't, because they're all dead."
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"[chuckles] She never really got the hang of that accent, did she?"
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"-Silence! -[gulps]"
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"If you can defeat Sir Spheroid in battle, then you may have my daughter's hand."
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"I am not a prize to be won."
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"Unless you're hot, or rich. [chuckles]"
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"Or hot and rich."
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"Uh… Huh?"
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"[footsteps thudding]"
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"Norma?"
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"That's Sir Spheroid to you, swine."
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"[grunts]"
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"[screams]"
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"[whimpering]"
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"[exclaims]"
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"-[Norma grunts] -[exclaims]"
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"Oh, what fun!"
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"Avoid the sword!"
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"Thanks for the tip, Pugsley. We gotta change the channel!"
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"[Barney screams]"
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"[screams] My hair! My beautiful hair!"
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"[exclaims]"
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"Ahh! Barney!"
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"No! My hot and rich suitor!"
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"Come back! [grunts]"
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"[projector whirring]"
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"[saloon piano music playing]"
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"Oh. Dynamite Doris."
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"This is like the only Pauline movie I've seen."
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"[in Western accent] You be saying something, Justifer Jones?"
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"Oh, hey Pauline! I was just saying I love this movie."
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"[distorted] You be saying something, Justifer Jones?"
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"[shudders] Creepy."
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"Maybe if I play along and get to the end of the movie, we can escape?"
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"Worth a shot."
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"[clears throat]"
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"You be saying something… [distorted] Justifer Jones?"
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"[in Western accent] I ain't got nothing to say to the likes of you, Doris."
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"You've got some nerve showing your pretty little face here."
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"As those there mountains are my witness, I will put you away someday."
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"[tense music playing]"
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"[in normal accent] Wow, I am good at this."
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"Now, if I remember, the first guy she kills is the sheriff."
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"Hey, Sheriff, you ready to order?"
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"-Oh. -[horse whinnies]"
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"[suspenseful music playing]"
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"[spurs tinkling]"
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"Well, look at you, Alligator Anderson."
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