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Clips from Grand Crew - Wine & Wages (S01E01)

"Anyway, I'm not flirting. I'm texting Talia from college."
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"Oh, yeah, I remember her. She was cool."
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"And cute, didn't you famously blow it with her?"
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"What? No."
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"We were just study partners and nothing more."
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"Sounds like you blew it."
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"Probably about to blow it again right now."
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"Everyone chill, okay? We're just texting about work."
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"She's a headhunter and reached out to LinkedIn"
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"to gauge my interest on moving to a new firm."
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"But didn't she learn that you don't make moves?"
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"Oh!"
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"- Yes! - Et tu, Fay?"
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"I'm sorry, I just like fitting in."
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"All right, laugh it up, but I make moves a plenty."
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"So you gonna meet with Talia about the job ops then?"
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"Absolutely not,"
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"but that's only because I am happily betrothed"
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"to Joseph and Phillips Accounting."
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"They fulfill all my needs."
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"I'm sorry, that made be physically sick."
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"Look, I love work, but a job is not a marriage."
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"If anything, it is a sexual encounter"
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"where you give your services,"
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"and in return you receive compensation."
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"What you just described is prostitution."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. Are we now shaming sex workers?"
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"Every job is a desperate John in a trench coat"
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"trying to pay us less than we deserve."
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"I'm with Nicky."
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"You shouldn't be married to your job."
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"In fact, anyone that gets married at all is a fool."
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"Look no further than that bachelorette party"
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"right over there."
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"Come on, she seems pretty happy."
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"She's a fool."
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"Listen, y'all, you can't get everything you need out of life"
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"from just your job."
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"You got to invest, too,"
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"which is why I just put some money"
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"in this new cryptocurrency called Missile Coin."
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"For a second there I thought"
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"you were going to say that money isn't everything."
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"What? No way, I love money."
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"And I gots to have it!"
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"Anthony, why don't you just hit Talia up."
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"See what's out there."
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"I have seen you give so much"
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"to this company and ask for so little in return."
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"You are a hot commodity."
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"Why not play the field for once?"
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"Okay, okay, I'll hit her up about meeting up next week."
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"Oh, well. I already texted her."
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"She'll be here in an hour. Oops."
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"What? How?"
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"Oh, I grabbed your phone, and texted her,"
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"and pretended to be you, oops."
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"You can't just say oops"
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"when you do something intentionally bad."
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"- Tee-hee-hee? - Tee-hee-hee is lateral."
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"Tee-hee-hee-hee-hee."
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"That's just deeper. Thank you."
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"♪"
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"Sherm, dude, you were right about Missile Coin."
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"I just invested, and I already made some money."
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"Yes, welcome to the launchpad, my guy."
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"How much did you invest?"
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"Not too much, just the majority of my savings."
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"What?"
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"You shouldn't put all your money into one thing like that."
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"Well, I had a feeling,"
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"and when I have a feeling, I go all in."
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"This is not love. No feelings should be involved."
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"Investing properly is about mitigating risk,"
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"especially when you're dealing with something"
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"as volatile as crypto."
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"Okay, yes, I do hear you,"
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"but Missile Coin just went up again."
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"Okay, I understand that, but what I'm trying to say--"
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"- And again. - All right, I get that."
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"But what I'm trying to tell you is we need to--"
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"- I just made $3,000! - Ah, [bleep] it!"
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"I'm going all in with you. Let's ride this missile!"
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"Yeah!"
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"Ugh, look at those bachelorettes."
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"They all dance the same."
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"It doesn't matter what the song is, it's almost too much arms."
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"Oh, come on."
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"Bachelorette parties are a little extra,"
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"but that's the point, it's point of the tradition."
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"Most things that exist because of tradition are bad."
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"So you just hate all the celebrations."
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"No. I get it poppin' on Arbor Day."
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"I love a big ol' tree."
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"All I'm saying is that 50% of marriages end in divorce,"
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"which means that 50% of bachelorette parties"
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"are just celebrations of failure."
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"- Fay. - What, it's true."
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"That guy she's going to marry is probably going to turn out"
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"to be someone totally different,"
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"because if it happened to me, it can happen to her."
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"Really?"
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"♪"
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"How long has she been standing there?"
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"Ever since I said Fay."
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"♪"
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"Hey, Talia."
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"- Anthony, hey. - What's up?"
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"Thanks for coming by."
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"- Yeah. - This is my friend, Nicky."
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"Hi, Talia, I've heard so much about your college days."
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"One question, is it true that Anthony blew it with you?"
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"- Oh, yes, big time. - For real?"
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"Come on, we were in college."
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"Did you really think I wanted to study that much?"
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"I mean, I did. Studying is great."
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"Nice to see you haven't changed."
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"Talia."
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"- Noah! - Hey!"
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"- Hey! - Hello, Talia."
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