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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - Jeannie and the Kidnap Caper (S01E01)

Wong, go light on the sugar. l'm on a diet.

"Wong, go light on the sugar. l'm on a diet."

I Dream of Jeannie

Princess.

"Princess."

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l don't trust him.

"l don't trust him."

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Why should you? He's your enemy.

"Why should you? He's your enemy."

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No, l mean, l don't trust him for you.

"No, l mean, l don't trust him for you."

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l think he's out to get your job.

"l think he's out to get your job."

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l have a feeling he's pretty tricky.

"l have a feeling he's pretty tricky."

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There's only one way to keep him from getting you.

"There's only one way to keep him from getting you."

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And what is that?

"And what is that?"

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Get him first.

"Get him first."

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Now, here's my plan.

"Now, here's my plan."

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You help me take off these handcuffs...

"You help me take off these handcuffs..."

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...and you and l will slip away, and--

"...and you and l will slip away, and--"

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Do not be impatient.

"Do not be impatient."

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We're gonna spend many long hours together...

"We're gonna spend many long hours together..."

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...in my country.

"...in my country."

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Here we are.

"Here we are."

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Now, this will refresh you.

"Now, this will refresh you."

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Smells wonderful.

"Smells wonderful."

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Oh, l'm sorry.

"Oh, l'm sorry."

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l'm sorry. lt's clumsy of me.

"l'm sorry. lt's clumsy of me."

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-l wasn't very thirsty-- -Bring another cup.

"-l wasn't very thirsty-- -Bring another cup."

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-No, you don't have to bother for me. -You will do as you're told, captain.

"-No, you don't have to bother for me. -You will do as you're told, captain."

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-Oh, Captain Healey, it is terrible. -Don't worry about a thing.

"-Oh, Captain Healey, it is terrible. -Don't worry about a thing."

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-We got the Air Force out, the Navy. -lt is too late.

"-We got the Air Force out, the Navy. -lt is too late."

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They're forcing him to drink the tea.

"They're forcing him to drink the tea."

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-Then stop them. -l cannot break my oath.

"-Then stop them. -l cannot break my oath."

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As long as l am his genie, l c--

"As long as l am his genie, l c--"

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l....

"l...."

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Take this.

"Take this."

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Take this? What for?

"Take this? What for?"

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Then you will be my new master.

"Then you will be my new master."

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l'll be your new master?

"l'll be your new master?"

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Oh, Jeannie, this is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.

"Oh, Jeannie, this is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me."

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Now, now-- Now, say that you command the bottle.

"Now, now-- Now, say that you command the bottle."

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l command the bottle.

"l command the bottle."

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Now that Captain Nelson is no longer my master...

"Now that Captain Nelson is no longer my master..."

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...l am free of my oath to him.

"...l am free of my oath to him."

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Jeannie, you remember that Rolls-Royce you got for me once?

"Jeannie, you remember that Rolls-Royce you got for me once?"

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Well, l'd like it back, only this time with a gold top.

"Well, l'd like it back, only this time with a gold top."

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And l'd like my yacht back again...

"And l'd like my yacht back again..."

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...only this time with a lar--

"...only this time with a lar--"

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Jeannie? Jeannie.

"Jeannie? Jeannie."

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You will drink this.

"You will drink this."

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-Drink it, captain. -l don't like tea!

"-Drink it, captain. -l don't like tea!"

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What are you doing?

"What are you doing?"

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l do not know.

"l do not know."

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Jeannie, you'll turn to dust!

"Jeannie, you'll turn to dust!"

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Oh, there you are.

"Oh, there you are."

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l've been looking everywhere for you. Oh, Tony!

"l've been looking everywhere for you. Oh, Tony!"

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-What about your oath? -Oh, l'm free of my oath be--

"-What about your oath? -Oh, l'm free of my oath be--"

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Because l am no longer your genie.

"Because l am no longer your genie."

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What do you mean you're no longer my genie?

"What do you mean you're no longer my genie?"

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What she's trying to say is, buddy...

"What she's trying to say is, buddy..."

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...she has a new master, and you're looking at him.

"...she has a new master, and you're looking at him."

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Now you will give the bottle back to Captain Nelson.

"Now you will give the bottle back to Captain Nelson."

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Why would l want to do a stupid thing like that?

"Why would l want to do a stupid thing like that?"

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What is more important to you?

"What is more important to you?"

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A new car, or saving your friend's life?

"A new car, or saving your friend's life?"

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What kind of new car?

"What kind of new car?"

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Oh, l-- l was only kidding.

"Oh, l-- l was only kidding."

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She's yours. l--

"She's yours. l--"

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l guess she could never really belong to anybody else.

"l guess she could never really belong to anybody else."

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-Thanks, Roge. -Oh, thank you.

"-Thanks, Roge. -Oh, thank you."

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Hey, we'd better get back to the base.

"Hey, we'd better get back to the base."

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-They must be going crazy. -Oh, wait! Wait!

"-They must be going crazy. -Oh, wait! Wait!"

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-What are we gonna tell them? -l don't know. l'll think of something.

"-What are we gonna tell them? -l don't know. l'll think of something."

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Jeannie.

"Jeannie."

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And please? Thank you.

"And please? Thank you."

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l've seen things like this before, general...

"l've seen things like this before, general..."

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...but never in such an advanced stage.

"...but never in such an advanced stage."

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My suggestion is that they be given a complete rest...

"My suggestion is that they be given a complete rest..."

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...of at least three months.

"...of at least three months."

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-Captain Healey. -l'm sorry l'm late, sir.

"-Captain Healey. -l'm sorry l'm late, sir."

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No, sir. lt's-- lt's my fault.

"No, sir. lt's-- lt's my fault."

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l was working at home, and l got so carried away...

"l was working at home, and l got so carried away..."

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...l lost all track of time.

"...l lost all track of time."

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l really must apologize.

"l really must apologize."

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You've been at home all this time?

"You've been at home all this time?"

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Well...

"Well..."

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Tell him about the Chinese secret agents holding him prisoner.

"Tell him about the Chinese secret agents holding him prisoner."

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Chinese secret agents holding me prisoner?

"Chinese secret agents holding me prisoner?"

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You weren't being held prisoner?

"You weren't being held prisoner?"

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What about the beautiful princess? The ringleader of the spies?

"What about the beautiful princess? The ringleader of the spies?"

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-Did you tell him about that? -He certainly did.

"-Did you tell him about that? -He certainly did."

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And he told me about the submarine and drugged tea.

"And he told me about the submarine and drugged tea."

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Shouldn't have done that. That was supposed to be a secret.

"Shouldn't have done that. That was supposed to be a secret."

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You see?

"You see?"

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What is this all about?

"What is this all about?"

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Well, sir, it's a....

"Well, sir, it's a...."

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lt's the plot of a show that Roger and l are writing...

"lt's the plot of a show that Roger and l are writing..."

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...for the Air Force Benefit Funds.

"...for the Air Force Benefit Funds."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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The plot of a--?

"The plot of a--?"

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Yeah, well, don't blame Dr. Bellows, sir.

"Yeah, well, don't blame Dr. Bellows, sir."

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Thank you, captain.

"Thank you, captain."

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Dr. Bellows.

"Dr. Bellows."

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You know that three months' rest that we were talking about?

"You know that three months' rest that we were talking about?"

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Yes, sir.

"Yes, sir."

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l don't think that's long enough. Make it six months.

"l don't think that's long enough. Make it six months."

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Well, that's a splendid idea, general.

"Well, that's a splendid idea, general."

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And you can begin immediately, doctor.

"And you can begin immediately, doctor."

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Fine, thank you. That's enough.

"Fine, thank you. That's enough."

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Jeannie.

"Jeannie."

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-Jeannie! -Some cakes, master?

"-Jeannie! -Some cakes, master?"

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No, no. No, thanks.

"No, no. No, thanks."

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Jeannie, you've got to stop doing everything for me.

"Jeannie, you've got to stop doing everything for me."

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Oh, but that is what l am here for.

"Oh, but that is what l am here for."

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Well, l think you're too much of a good thing.

"Well, l think you're too much of a good thing."

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What does that mean?

"What does that mean?"

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Well, it means that l almost didn't pass my physical examination yesterday.

"Well, it means that l almost didn't pass my physical examination yesterday."

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l haven't lifted a finger for myself...

"l haven't lifted a finger for myself..."

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...since l found you on the beach.

"...since l found you on the beach."

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Why should you have to lift a finger when l can do everything for you?

"Why should you have to lift a finger when l can do everything for you?"

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Promise me, the next time l ask you to do anything for me, you'll refuse me.

"Promise me, the next time l ask you to do anything for me, you'll refuse me."

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Refuse you?

"Refuse you?"

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Oh, l cannot do that.

"Oh, l cannot do that."

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Oh, yes, you can.

"Oh, yes, you can."

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l lean on you too much.

"l lean on you too much."

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-You're getting to be a habit. -l want to be.

"-You're getting to be a habit. -l want to be."

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