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Clips from Lucifer - Pops (S01E01)

Mmm.

"Mmm."

Lucifer

You mean Detective Douche?

"You mean Detective Douche?"

Lucifer

(laughs) Yes, well, of course that's what I mean,

"(laughs) Yes, well, of course that's what I mean,"

Lucifer

but the bigger question here is: why do you mean that?

"but the bigger question here is: why do you mean that?"

Lucifer

We weren't even back together,

"We weren't even back together,"

Lucifer

and he ended it with me tonight.

"and he ended it with me tonight."

Lucifer

With a text.

"With a text."

Lucifer

I mean, what, are we in high school?

"I mean, what, are we in high school?"

Lucifer

Well, we're certainly drinking like we are.

"Well, we're certainly drinking like we are."

Lucifer

Why don't you have a seat over here

"Why don't you have a seat over here"

Lucifer

and tell me all about it, hmm?

"and tell me all about it, hmm?"

Lucifer

Uh... CHLOE: Lucifer.

"Uh... CHLOE: Lucifer."

Lucifer

I just feel like an idiot.

"I just feel like an idiot."

Lucifer

I can't believe that I would let myself care for him again.

"I can't believe that I would let myself care for him again."

Lucifer

I mean, why?

"I mean, why?"

Lucifer

So I get hurt?

"So I get hurt?"

Lucifer

Um, no, because you're a kind person

"Um, no, because you're a kind person"

Lucifer

The hell are you doing?

"The hell are you doing?"

Lucifer

who puts the needs of others before your own.

"who puts the needs of others before your own."

Lucifer

It's a horrible irony that my father invented.

"It's a horrible irony that my father invented."

Lucifer

But you don't do that.

"But you don't do that."

Lucifer

You just take what you want.

"You just take what you want."

Lucifer

Since the beginning of time.

"Since the beginning of time."

Lucifer

That's nice.

"That's nice."

Lucifer

(both chuckle)

"(both chuckle)"

Lucifer

Uh...

"Uh..."

Lucifer

What's happening?

"What's happening?"

Lucifer

It would seem that I'm saying no.

"It would seem that I'm saying no."

Lucifer

But you've been trying to get me into bed since day one.

"But you've been trying to get me into bed since day one."

Lucifer

Why are you saying no?

"Why are you saying no?"

Lucifer

Well, frankly, my dear, I'm as baffled as you are.

"Well, frankly, my dear, I'm as baffled as you are."

Lucifer

Pardon me.

"Pardon me."

Lucifer

I mean, usually I'd leap at the chance

"I mean, usually I'd leap at the chance"

Lucifer

to fulfill my carnal desire, but...

"to fulfill my carnal desire, but..."

Lucifer

(sighs) for some reason, I can't.

"(sighs) for some reason, I can't."

Lucifer

What am I doing?

"What am I doing?"

Lucifer

Why am I here, drunk, throwing myself at you?

"Why am I here, drunk, throwing myself at you?"

Lucifer

This is so sad.

"This is so sad."

Lucifer

Well, it happens to the best, I promise.

"Well, it happens to the best, I promise."

Lucifer

But not to me.

"But not to me."

Lucifer

(stammering)

"(stammering)"

Lucifer

I don't do this.

"I don't do this."

Lucifer

This is something...

"This is something..."

Lucifer

my mom would do.

"my mom would do."

Lucifer

(chuckles)

"(chuckles)"

Lucifer

Come here.

"Come here."

Lucifer

We don't all turn into our parents, Detective.

"We don't all turn into our parents, Detective."

Lucifer

(laughing): I mean, look at me.

"(laughing): I mean, look at me."

Lucifer

I don't think I've ever been the son that He wants me to be.

"I don't think I've ever been the son that He wants me to be."

Lucifer

- I, uh.... - (snoring)

"- I, uh.... - (snoring)"

Lucifer

Oh, God.

"Oh, God."

Lucifer

♪ Amen... ♪

"♪ Amen... ♪"

Lucifer

LUCIFER: Right, so what have we got?

"LUCIFER: Right, so what have we got?"

Lucifer

Well, this is an interesting one.

"Well, this is an interesting one."

Lucifer

Our victim's a 60-year-old male.

"Our victim's a 60-year-old male."

Lucifer

Collapsed in broad daylight.

"Collapsed in broad daylight."

Lucifer

No obvious injuries, no sign of struggle.

"No obvious injuries, no sign of struggle."

Lucifer

And the interesting part is? (clears throat)

"And the interesting part is? (clears throat)"

Lucifer

This.

"This."

Lucifer

Based on the bloodshot eyes and the closed throat,

"Based on the bloodshot eyes and the closed throat,"

Lucifer

looks like this guy was poisoned.

"looks like this guy was poisoned."

Lucifer

No, no, no, no, no, this is horrific.

"No, no, no, no, no, this is horrific."

Lucifer

Dead bodies don't usually affect you.

"Dead bodies don't usually affect you."

Lucifer

You know who this is? This is Chef Javier.

"You know who this is? This is Chef Javier."

Lucifer

Javier Arias, yeah.

"Javier Arias, yeah."

Lucifer

Owner of Sol De Javier. Did you know him?

"Owner of Sol De Javier. Did you know him?"

Lucifer

Well, only by his work. I mean, this chap was, uh...

"Well, only by his work. I mean, this chap was, uh..."

Lucifer

an artist in the kitchen.

"an artist in the kitchen."

Lucifer

He made the most exquisite Mexican cuisine I've ever had.

"He made the most exquisite Mexican cuisine I've ever had."

Lucifer

And now...

"And now..."

Lucifer

(sighs)

"(sighs)"

Lucifer

It's okay.

"It's okay."

Lucifer

I'll never taste his perfect tamales again.

"I'll never taste his perfect tamales again."

Lucifer

So this isn't about the man, this is about your stomach.

"So this isn't about the man, this is about your stomach."

Lucifer

This is about a crime against good taste, Detective.

"This is about a crime against good taste, Detective."

Lucifer

Well, someone definitely needs to be punished for this.

"Well, someone definitely needs to be punished for this."

Lucifer

According to the grocers, he came here every morning

"According to the grocers, he came here every morning"

Lucifer

after having breakfast at his restaurant.

"after having breakfast at his restaurant."

Lucifer

M.E. says that the poisoning happened

"M.E. says that the poisoning happened"

Lucifer

about 90 minutes before he fell,

"about 90 minutes before he fell,"

Lucifer

which puts him squarely at the restaurant.

"which puts him squarely at the restaurant."

Lucifer

Well, you can't think his own staff poisoned him.

"Well, you can't think his own staff poisoned him."

Lucifer

I mean, the man was a visionary.

"I mean, the man was a visionary."

Lucifer

With a hell of a temper, by all accounts.

"With a hell of a temper, by all accounts."

Lucifer

Everyone at the restaurant's a suspect.

"Everyone at the restaurant's a suspect."

Lucifer

We need to interview all of his employees

"We need to interview all of his employees"

Lucifer

and do a full sweep for toxins.

"and do a full sweep for toxins."

Lucifer

And find out whether he wrote down his recipes.

"And find out whether he wrote down his recipes."

Lucifer

"♪♪"

Lucifer

(indistinct radio chatter)

"(indistinct radio chatter)"

Lucifer

You smell that?

"You smell that?"

Lucifer

It's the last of Chef Javier's brilliance gone forever.

"It's the last of Chef Javier's brilliance gone forever."

Lucifer

I wonder if police recovered any leftovers from his last meal.

"I wonder if police recovered any leftovers from his last meal."

Lucifer

Well, it was most likely poisoned.

"Well, it was most likely poisoned."

Lucifer

Ah, well, it's well worth the risk.

"Ah, well, it's well worth the risk."

Lucifer

Hi. So is this everyone that works here?

"Hi. So is this everyone that works here?"

Lucifer

Yeah, that's everybody.

"Yeah, that's everybody."

Lucifer

You think one of us killed Pops?

"You think one of us killed Pops?"

Lucifer

"Pops"?

""Pops"?"

Lucifer

What, are you his daughter or something?

"What, are you his daughter or something?"

Lucifer

Uh, no, that's what we all called him.

"Uh, no, that's what we all called him."

Lucifer

We were like a family here.

"We were like a family here."

Lucifer

Well, hold on, so everyone here saw him as a father figure?

"Well, hold on, so everyone here saw him as a father figure?"

Lucifer

Oh, this is much more interesting now.

"Oh, this is much more interesting now."

Lucifer

Why is that?

"Why is that?"

Lucifer

Well, my dear detective, this is patricide.

"Well, my dear detective, this is patricide."

Lucifer

It's a tale as old as time.

"It's a tale as old as time."

Lucifer

You know, Oedipus, the Menendez brothers,

"You know, Oedipus, the Menendez brothers,"

Lucifer

Voldemort.

"Voldemort."

Lucifer

Okay.

"Okay."

Lucifer

Yes.

"Yes."

Lucifer

I know after what happened to Father Frank,

"I know after what happened to Father Frank,"

Lucifer

you're mad at, um...

"you're mad at, um..."

Lucifer

You can say it.

"You can say it."

Lucifer

- ...God. - My dad.

"- ...God. - My dad."

Lucifer

Sure.

"Sure."

Lucifer

I just don't want you projecting onto this case.

"I just don't want you projecting onto this case."

Lucifer

There are so many reasons to commit murder.

"There are so many reasons to commit murder."

Lucifer

Don't let your, um, daddy issues cloud your judgment.

"Don't let your, um, daddy issues cloud your judgment."

Lucifer

No, no, no, I simply understand what it's like

"No, no, no, I simply understand what it's like"

Lucifer

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