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Clips from Cheers - Everyone Imitates Art (S05E05)

This is How it's going.

"This is How it's going."

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I'm totally blocked.

"I'm totally blocked."

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I can't write Another word.

"I can't write Another word."

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Hmm.

"Hmm."

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Hurricane of wills-- Unfinished.

"Hurricane of wills-- Unfinished."

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The death Of a shallow man-- Unfinished.

"The death Of a shallow man-- Unfinished."

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A bartender dismembered...

"A bartender dismembered..."

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Unfinished.

"Unfinished."

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I suffer Failure after failure

"I suffer Failure after failure"

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While you, a despoiler Of the english language,

"While you, a despoiler Of the english language,"

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Are lionized In front of the world.

"Are lionized In front of the world."

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That's how it's going.

"That's how it's going."

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Well, maybe This little Literary chat

"Well, maybe This little Literary chat"

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Wasn't such A good idea.

"Wasn't such A good idea."

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Want To make out?

"Want To make out?"

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Well.

"Well."

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Make out?

"Make out?"

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Diane, now, listen. I think the joke's Gone far enough,

"Diane, now, listen. I think the joke's Gone far enough,"

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Don't you?

"Don't you?"

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You haven't eaten A decent meal In a week.

"You haven't eaten A decent meal In a week."

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You're living Off of cigarettes And coffee.

"You're living Off of cigarettes And coffee."

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For god's sake,

"For god's sake,"

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This little Literary magazine's Circulation

"This little Literary magazine's Circulation"

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Must be, what, 600?

"Must be, what, 600?"

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That's just The beginning.

"That's just The beginning."

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You see, The original 600 readers

"You see, The original 600 readers"

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Drop their copies On buses...

"Drop their copies On buses..."

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And taxicabs And doctors' offices,

"And taxicabs And doctors' offices,"

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And another 600 people Pick them up

"And another 600 people Pick them up"

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And take them To the airport

"And take them To the airport"

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Where they go All over the country.

"Where they go All over the country."

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Then they get taken On international flights,

"Then they get taken On international flights,"

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Tierra del fuego, Sierra leone,

"Tierra del fuego, Sierra leone,"

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All the remotest parts Of the world.

"All the remotest parts Of the world."

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Soon, i defy you To find me a house,

"Soon, i defy you To find me a house,"

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A hut, an igloo, Or a wickiup

"A hut, an igloo, Or a wickiup"

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That doesn't have a copy On the coffee table.

"That doesn't have a copy On the coffee table."

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Diane, i--

"Diane, i--"

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Then, then,

"Then, then,"

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Everyone in the world, Every living thing

"Everyone in the world, Every living thing"

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Will be laughing at me

"Will be laughing at me"

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Because he got published And i did not!

"Because he got published And i did not!"

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Hi, everybody. I'm back.

"Hi, everybody. I'm back."

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Hey, hey, carla.

"Hey, hey, carla."

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How was The trip?

"How was The trip?"

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Greatest vacation I have ever taken in my life.

"Greatest vacation I have ever taken in my life."

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Graceland Does not disappoint.

"Graceland Does not disappoint."

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And to commemorate The special anniversary,

"And to commemorate The special anniversary,"

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I had this picture taken Of me and elvis.

"I had this picture taken Of me and elvis."

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How do they do that?

"How do they do that?"

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They use Cardboard cutouts.

"They use Cardboard cutouts."

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You know, you look Almost life-like here.

"You know, you look Almost life-like here."

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So do you, Woody.

"So do you, Woody."

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Woody, more coffee.

"Woody, more coffee."

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Ok, miss chambers.

"Ok, miss chambers."

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I got something To cheer you up.

"I got something To cheer you up."

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I sent in a poem To that magazine Of yours.

"I sent in a poem To that magazine Of yours."

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Oh, my god, don't tell me.

"Oh, my god, don't tell me."

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They published Yours, too?

"They published Yours, too?"

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No. I got One of your

"No. I got One of your"

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Soon-and- Inevitably-to-be- Accepted letters.

"Soon-and- Inevitably-to-be- Accepted letters."

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Huh? That's Pretty exciting.

"Huh? That's Pretty exciting."

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Oh, my god.

"Oh, my god."

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Sam was right.

"Sam was right."

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Sam the bard.

"Sam the bard."

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Form letter All along.

"Form letter All along."

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We two were sent A condescending form letter.

"We two were sent A condescending form letter."

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I'm framing mine.

"I'm framing mine."

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Hi.

"Hi."

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You ok?

"You ok?"

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You win, sam.

"You win, sam."

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I've struggled so hard For so long

"I've struggled so hard For so long"

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To keep my dreams alive,

"To keep my dreams alive,"

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And i haven't fooled Anyone but myself.

"And i haven't fooled Anyone but myself."

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I know all along You all considered me

"I know all along You all considered me"

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A pretentious, Self-deluded windbag.

"A pretentious, Self-deluded windbag."

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Apparently, You've all been right.

"Apparently, You've all been right."

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I'm never going To be diane chambers, The great poet,

"I'm never going To be diane chambers, The great poet,"

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The world famous novelist, The revered artist.

"The world famous novelist, The revered artist."

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I've gone as high As i'm going to go.

"I've gone as high As i'm going to go."

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I'm a waitress In a beer hall.

"I'm a waitress In a beer hall."

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And not A very good one.

"And not A very good one."

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A waitress.

"A waitress."

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A waitress.

"A waitress."

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A waitress.

"A waitress."

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Miss, could you Take our order?

"Miss, could you Take our order?"

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Come on. Let's Go have a talk In my office.

"Come on. Let's Go have a talk In my office."

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Come on, Sweetheart.

"Come on, Sweetheart."

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Ok, come on, Sweetheart. Come on.

"Ok, come on, Sweetheart. Come on."

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Sit in The big chair.

"Sit in The big chair."

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Ok, i have something I have to say here.

"Ok, i have something I have to say here."

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I just want you to promise, Before i say it,

"I just want you to promise, Before i say it,"

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That you-- That you won't go crazy.

"That you-- That you won't go crazy."

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Don't worry.

"Don't worry."

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I've hit Rock bottom.

"I've hit Rock bottom."

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I have No emotions left.

"I have No emotions left."

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All right. Um...

"All right. Um..."

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I, uh, i did Copy that poem.

"I, uh, i did Copy that poem."

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You are scum.

"You are scum."

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I tried to Make one up myself,

"I tried to Make one up myself,"

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But i just couldn't,

"But i just couldn't,"

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So i copied one.

"So i copied one."

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I never thought It would be published, I promise.

"I never thought It would be published, I promise."

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What could you Possibly have been Thinking of, sam?

"What could you Possibly have been Thinking of, sam?"

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It obviously Had been published To begin with.

"It obviously Had been published To begin with."

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No, nope. No, it hadn't.

"No, nope. No, it hadn't."

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Well, then Please tell me.

"Well, then Please tell me."

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I think you Owe me that much.

"I think you Owe me that much."

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Where did it Come from?

"Where did it Come from?"

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Actually, it came From a letter

"Actually, it came From a letter"

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That you wrote to me.

"That you wrote to me."

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One of my letters?

"One of my letters?"

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Mm-hmm. When you didn't Recognize it out there,

"Mm-hmm. When you didn't Recognize it out there,"

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I decided To play it out

"I decided To play it out"

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And rub your smug Little nose in it.

"And rub your smug Little nose in it."

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I'm sorry. I probably went too far.

"I'm sorry. I probably went too far."

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Oh, my god. It's one of mine.

"Oh, my god. It's one of mine."

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How could I not recognize

"How could I not recognize"

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This exquisite Fluidity?

"This exquisite Fluidity?"

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The characteristic Chambers grace

"The characteristic Chambers grace"

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