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Clips from Cheers - Everyone Imitates Art (S05E05)

Great, nick. That's wonderful.

"Great, nick. That's wonderful."

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You're not as much Of a scum-bucket

"You're not as much Of a scum-bucket"

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As i thought you were.

"As i thought you were."

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No, it's not an attempt At reconciliation.

"No, it's not an attempt At reconciliation."

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Nick's gonna take care Of the kids.

"Nick's gonna take care Of the kids."

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Graceland, Here i come.

"Graceland, Here i come."

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Hey, all right.

"Hey, all right."

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Didn't you go To graceland last year?

"Didn't you go To graceland last year?"

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Yeah, But this is special.

"Yeah, But this is special."

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I mean, How many times

"I mean, How many times"

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Does the 10th Anniversary of elvis' Death roll around?

"Does the 10th Anniversary of elvis' Death roll around?"

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Don't ask me. I wasn't a fan.

"Don't ask me. I wasn't a fan."

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Hi, sam.

"Hi, sam."

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Hello.

"Hello."

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Sam, have you received That rejection letter

"Sam, have you received That rejection letter"

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For your poem yet?

"For your poem yet?"

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No, i haven't.

"No, i haven't."

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Hmm.

"Hmm."

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The letter i received

"The letter i received"

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Arrived within two weeks Of my submission.

"Arrived within two weeks Of my submission."

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Here it is three weeks, And nothing for you.

"Here it is three weeks, And nothing for you."

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Isn't that odd?

"Isn't that odd?"

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Odd.

"Odd."

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What's this?

"What's this?"

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It's that magazine You couldn't get Your poetry into.

"It's that magazine You couldn't get Your poetry into."

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Thank you, woody.

"Thank you, woody."

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I mean, what is it Doing here?

"I mean, what is it Doing here?"

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Well, i decided if I'm going to try to write it,

"Well, i decided if I'm going to try to write it,"

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I might as well read Some of that poetry stuff.

"I might as well read Some of that poetry stuff."

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Sam, that's Very commendable.

"Sam, that's Very commendable."

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I didn't realize The new issue Was out.

"I didn't realize The new issue Was out."

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Yeah, it's not bad either.

"Yeah, it's not bad either."

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They got one I really like.

"They got one I really like."

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Page 37, i believe.

"Page 37, i believe."

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Yeah, read it out loud.

"Yeah, read it out loud."

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It will be good For me to hear.

"It will be good For me to hear."

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All right, "Nocturne," By sam malo--"

"All right, "Nocturne," By sam malo--""

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Now, woo, diane, Come on, please. Books are our friends.

"Now, woo, diane, Come on, please. Books are our friends."

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Page 37 there.

"Page 37 there."

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Yes, thank you.

"Yes, thank you."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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Well, diane chambers Is nothing

"Well, diane chambers Is nothing"

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If not open-minded.

"If not open-minded."

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Perhaps you do have

"Perhaps you do have"

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Some Spark of talent.

"Some Spark of talent."

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They published Your poem, huh?

"They published Your poem, huh?"

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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Don't let it get out, Though,

"Don't let it get out, Though,"

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That i'm A sensitive guy.

"That i'm A sensitive guy."

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Very well, i've arrived At my objective opinion.

"Very well, i've arrived At my objective opinion."

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This is one Of the most amateurish,

"This is one Of the most amateurish,"

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Hackneyed, odious Pieces of effluvium

"Hackneyed, odious Pieces of effluvium"

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Ever to Wash down the pike.

"Ever to Wash down the pike."

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Listen to this drivel.

"Listen to this drivel."

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"I fly through Epochosherina,

""I fly through Epochosherina,"

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"Where echoes dance, Where echoes dance,

""Where echoes dance, Where echoes dance,"

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Where echoes dance..."

"Where echoes dance...""

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This sounds familiar.

"This sounds familiar."

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Well, You said it Three times.

"Well, You said it Three times."

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This poem Is plagiarized.

"This poem Is plagiarized."

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Oh, now i stole it.

"Oh, now i stole it."

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A minute ago, You said it stunk.

"A minute ago, You said it stunk."

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It does stink.

"It does stink."

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Leave it to you To not have the sense To steal something

"Leave it to you To not have the sense To steal something"

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Worthwhile.

"Worthwhile."

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I realize that it's tough

"I realize that it's tough"

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To have somebody come along And swipe your dreams Of glory,

"To have somebody come along And swipe your dreams Of glory,"

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So i will not take offense At that remark.

"So i will not take offense At that remark."

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That poem Is fraudulent.

"That poem Is fraudulent."

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I intend to find Its true source,

"I intend to find Its true source,"

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Even if i have to Search through every Greeting card to do so.

"Even if i have to Search through every Greeting card to do so."

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Ah ha ha.

"Ah ha ha."

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Believe me, sam malone, I will not rest until today,

"Believe me, sam malone, I will not rest until today,"

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The blackest day In the history of literature,

"The blackest day In the history of literature,"

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Is blotted out For all eternity.

"Is blotted out For all eternity."

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Diane, i think You're getting Overexcited.

"Diane, i think You're getting Overexcited."

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Why don't you Just calm down? I tell you,

"Why don't you Just calm down? I tell you,"

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I've just come From my coping With anxiety group.

"I've just come From my coping With anxiety group."

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I have Just the trick.

"I have Just the trick."

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Now, here.

"Now, here."

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Put this Over your head And breathe.

"Put this Over your head And breathe."

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I assure you, I'm in complete control.

"I assure you, I'm in complete control."

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I think the bag's A good idea anyhow.

"I think the bag's A good idea anyhow."

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It's been proven Time and time again.

"It's been proven Time and time again."

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Reincarnation breaks No physical laws As we know them.

"Reincarnation breaks No physical laws As we know them."

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You know, I was thinking about This the other day.

"You know, I was thinking about This the other day."

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I think In my next life,

"I think In my next life,"

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I'd like to come back As the president of france.

"I'd like to come back As the president of france."

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Why is that, Wood?

"Why is that, Wood?"

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I think it would Attract lots of Business to the bar.

"I think it would Attract lots of Business to the bar."

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Coffee, woody.

"Coffee, woody."

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Sure thing, Miss chambers.

"Sure thing, Miss chambers."

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I'll take the pot.

"I'll take the pot."

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What's with diane There?

"What's with diane There?"

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She's Still searching For sam's poem.

"She's Still searching For sam's poem."

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Dr. Crane, I think you ought To talk to her.

"Dr. Crane, I think you ought To talk to her."

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I mean, all she does Is read, read, read.

"I mean, all she does Is read, read, read."

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I bet she goes through A book a week.

"I bet she goes through A book a week."

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Uh, diane,

"Uh, diane,"

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Diane, You don't smoke.

"Diane, You don't smoke."

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What's your point?

"What's your point?"

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Hey, there.

"Hey, there."

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Still looking For that poem, huh?

"Still looking For that poem, huh?"

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I'm sure It's a postwar piece.

"I'm sure It's a postwar piece."

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It's not british-- The syntax is wrong.

"It's not british-- The syntax is wrong."

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I have a hunch It might be regional.

"I have a hunch It might be regional."

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You may not Believe this,

"You may not Believe this,"

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But i do sympathize With you.

"But i do sympathize With you."

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It's not easy To watch those people You scoffed at

"It's not easy To watch those people You scoffed at"

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Run past you While you remain Stuck in the mud,

"Run past you While you remain Stuck in the mud,"

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Like a weighted-down Elephant.

"Like a weighted-down Elephant."

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I made that up.

"I made that up."

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Does this mean You've stopped Trying

"Does this mean You've stopped Trying"

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To get Your poetry Published?

"To get Your poetry Published?"

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Not at all.

"Not at all."

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I'm diligently Producing new work.

"I'm diligently Producing new work."

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Well, that's good.

"Well, that's good."

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I'd love to talk To you about it.

"I'd love to talk To you about it."

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How's it going, Diane?

"How's it going, Diane?"

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You'd like to know How it's going?

"You'd like to know How it's going?"

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