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Clips from Cheers - Everyone Imitates Art (S05E05)

"Cheers" is filmed before A live studio audience.

""Cheers" is filmed before A live studio audience."

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[Tv playing]

"[Tv playing]"

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[Whistling]

"[Whistling]"

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Tired of your old job?

"Tired of your old job?"

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Looking for something New and exciting?

"Looking for something New and exciting?"

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Then how about a career As a court stenographer?

"Then how about a career As a court stenographer?"

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Through a simple Six-week course

"Through a simple Six-week course"

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At the emery school Of court stenography

"At the emery school Of court stenography"

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You'll learn all The skills required

"You'll learn all The skills required"

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To become part of This exciting profession.

"To become part of This exciting profession."

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Meet great people,

"Meet great people,"

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Work flexible hours,

"Work flexible hours,"

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Earn top money.

"Earn top money."

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All it takes Is a good ear,

"All it takes Is a good ear,"

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Accuracy, and speed.

"Accuracy, and speed."

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Contact the emery school Of court stenography

"Contact the emery school Of court stenography"

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For you free aptitude test By calling 555-6119.

"For you free aptitude test By calling 555-6119."

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That number again, 555-6119.

"That number again, 555-6119."

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Don't delay.

"Don't delay."

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To have an exciting career In court stenography,

"To have an exciting career In court stenography,"

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Just call 555-6119 now.

"Just call 555-6119 now."

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5-5-5,

"5-5-5,"

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6...

"6..."

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You're listening To the rocking sounds Of j.J. Lightning...

"You're listening To the rocking sounds Of j.J. Lightning..."

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[Whistling]

"[Whistling]"

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* Makin' your way In the world today *

"* Makin' your way In the world today *"

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* Takes everything You've got *

"* Takes everything You've got *"

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* Takin' a break From all your worries *

"* Takin' a break From all your worries *"

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* Sure would Help a lot *

"* Sure would Help a lot *"

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* Wouldn't you like To get away *

"* Wouldn't you like To get away *"

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* Sometimes You wanna go *

"* Sometimes You wanna go *"

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* Where everybody Knows your name *

"* Where everybody Knows your name *"

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* And they're always Glad you came *

"* And they're always Glad you came *"

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* You wanna be Where you can see *

"* You wanna be Where you can see *"

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* Our troubles Are all the same *

"* Our troubles Are all the same *"

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* You wanna be *

"* You wanna be *"

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* Where everybody Knows your name *

"* Where everybody Knows your name *"

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* You wanna go Where people know *

"* You wanna go Where people know *"

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* People are All the same *

"* People are All the same *"

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* You wanna go *

"* You wanna go *"

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* Where everybody Knows your name **

"* Where everybody Knows your name **"

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Of all the stinking, Dirty, rotten,

"Of all the stinking, Dirty, rotten,"

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Maggot-sucking, Vermin-infested stinkweeds!

"Maggot-sucking, Vermin-infested stinkweeds!"

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Practicing for that Mother-of-the-year Speech again, carla?

"Practicing for that Mother-of-the-year Speech again, carla?"

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Shut up.

"Shut up."

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What seems to be The problem?

"What seems to be The problem?"

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I've been planning My elvis pilgrimage To memphis for weeks,

"I've been planning My elvis pilgrimage To memphis for weeks,"

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And now nick is Backing out of Taking care of the kids.

"And now nick is Backing out of Taking care of the kids."

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Says his appendix burst.

"Says his appendix burst."

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That seems Serious to me.

"That seems Serious to me."

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His appendix bursts Every time i need a favor.

"His appendix bursts Every time i need a favor."

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If he was smart, He'd have that removed.

"If he was smart, He'd have that removed."

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Hello, one and all.

"Hello, one and all."

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Hello.

"Hello."

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How are you, Love of my life?

"How are you, Love of my life?"

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Just fine, Pain in my neck.

"Just fine, Pain in my neck."

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The most exciting Thing has happened.

"The most exciting Thing has happened."

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You'll never guess.

"You'll never guess."

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I got a letter From zzygy.

"I got a letter From zzygy."

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Stop it.

"Stop it."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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All right, all right. Who's zzygy?

"All right, all right. Who's zzygy?"

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It's not a who.

"It's not a who."

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It's a new Literary review

"It's a new Literary review"

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Dedicated To publishing Prose and poetry

"Dedicated To publishing Prose and poetry"

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That's right on The cutting edge.

"That's right on The cutting edge."

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Well, i for one Am excited for you.

"Well, i for one Am excited for you."

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There, it passed.

"There, it passed."

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Let me have a look at it. What does the letter say?

"Let me have a look at it. What does the letter say?"

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Well, i submitted One of my poems For publication.

"Well, i submitted One of my poems For publication."

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Quite honestly, I was overwhelmed By the response.

"Quite honestly, I was overwhelmed By the response."

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It was more Than i could ever Have hoped for.

"It was more Than i could ever Have hoped for."

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But, i blush. Read it.

"But, i blush. Read it."

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It speaks For itself.

"It speaks For itself."

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[Giggles]

"[Giggles]"

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This is A rejection letter.

"This is A rejection letter."

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It's not a rejection Letter per se,

"It's not a rejection Letter per se,"

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It's a soon-and- Inevitably-to-be Accepted letter.

"It's a soon-and- Inevitably-to-be Accepted letter."

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Listen to this.

"Listen to this."

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"Your work Is not entirely Without promise."

""Your work Is not entirely Without promise.""

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They're Almost begging for Another submission.

"They're Almost begging for Another submission."

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Boy, i hope you Don't get your hopes Up there too high,

"Boy, i hope you Don't get your hopes Up there too high,"

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Because that looks like A form letter to me.

"Because that looks like A form letter to me."

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Poor sam.

"Poor sam."

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This really Threatens you, Doesn't it?

"This really Threatens you, Doesn't it?"

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Let me assure you That i can heed My man

"Let me assure you That i can heed My man"

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As well as my muse.

"As well as my muse."

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Zzygy would not even Have bothered to Respond to my letter

"Zzygy would not even Have bothered to Respond to my letter"

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If they hadn't Perceived me

"If they hadn't Perceived me"

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As an up-and-coming Literary talent.

"As an up-and-coming Literary talent."

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This is just like you.

"This is just like you."

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You turn every defeat Into a victory.

"You turn every defeat Into a victory."

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It's like the time when I said that i didn't want To see you anymore,

"It's like the time when I said that i didn't want To see you anymore,"

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Then you all of a sudden Start making wedding plans.

"Then you all of a sudden Start making wedding plans."

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Sam, we can talk about The wedding later. I have work to do.

"Sam, we can talk about The wedding later. I have work to do."

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You know, i bet i could Send a poem to that magazine

"You know, i bet i could Send a poem to that magazine"

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And get the same letter Back that you did.

"And get the same letter Back that you did."

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Sam, you don't want To write a poem.

"Sam, you don't want To write a poem."

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Poetry is very, Very difficult.

"Poetry is very, Very difficult."

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What's the big deal?

"What's the big deal?"

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All you got to do Is rhyme.

"All you got to do Is rhyme."

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Most great Modern poetry

"Most great Modern poetry"

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Doesn't necessarily Have to rhyme.

"Doesn't necessarily Have to rhyme."

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Well, that's Even easier, Isn't it?

"Well, that's Even easier, Isn't it?"

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Fine.

"Fine."

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Fine, fine, fine.

"Fine, fine, fine."

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Go ahead.

"Go ahead."

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Write Your little poem.

"Write Your little poem."

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You don't think I can even write A stupid poem.

"You don't think I can even write A stupid poem."

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Of course you can.

"Of course you can."

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Don't forget To capitalize The first letter.

"Don't forget To capitalize The first letter."

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I'm going to do this. I'm gonna show you

"I'm going to do this. I'm gonna show you"

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That i can be as much Of a reject as you.

"That i can be as much Of a reject as you."

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I told you I was not rejected.

"I told you I was not rejected."

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Whatever.

"Whatever."

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Now, If you'll excuse me,

"Now, If you'll excuse me,"

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I have a little Creating to do.

"I have a little Creating to do."

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Coffee.

"Coffee."

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Any of you guys Know how to write poetry?

"Any of you guys Know how to write poetry?"

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I know How to make Fun of them.

"I know How to make Fun of them."

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