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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - Sally Returns (S01E01)

"- Hey, guys. - Hey, Bret."
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"Yeah, it is him. You're right."
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"- Hey, Bret. - Fancy seeing you here."
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"Yeah, what an amazing coincidence."
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"- Who are you here with? - Oh, that's just Coco."
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"- It's his long-term girlfriend. - Yeah, just a friend."
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"Well, why don't you guys join us?"
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"- There's no room, though. - Thank you."
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"Do you want to get Coco?"
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"- Sorry? - Coco, your girlfriend..."
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"you want to get her?"
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"Oh, yeah yeah yeah."
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"Hey, Coco, do you want to sit over here?"
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"Well, this has been a really great evening,"
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"but I gotta go. I got yoga in the morning."
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"Hey, um, Sally, on Saturday"
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"I'm going to have a great party at my place,"
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"my new, uh, pad where I live by myself."
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"It's going to be a lot of people, a DJ."
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"- Next Saturday? - Mm."
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"Well she can't go. It's her birthday, the 14th."
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"- I think, maybe. - Yeah, no, that's right."
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"Anyway, I'm having this thing,"
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"- it's a shame you guys can't come. - Oh, I can come no matter what."
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"- No, you... you gotta be my DJ. - Well, yeah..."
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"There's only going to be five people if you don't come."
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"Well, it was really nice meeting you, Coco."
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"It was really nice to meet you too. Hopefully see you soon."
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"- Sally, I'll walk you home. - Oh, no no."
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"It's okay, I'm tired. Stay."
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"You don't want to see my new place?"
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"I'm really tired. Maybe some other time."
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"Sally is nice."
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"# If it's a Chinese junk or Roman galley #"
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"# I'll find my way to you, Sally #"
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"# Happy birthday, Sally. #"
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"- That's beautiful. - That's a sure thing, bro."
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"What's a Chinese junk?"
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"Oh, it's a kind of ship."
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"Oh yeah, sure. Women love that kind of sensitive nautical shit."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"Haven't you ever seen "Watership Down"?"
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"- No. - Well, me neither,"
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"but women love that film."
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"I was just going to give her this card that I made."
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"Whoa."
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"Holy shit, did you make that?"
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"- Yeah. - Well that's beautiful."
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"- She's going to love that. - I don't know."
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"Oh yeah, she is."
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"It's just a bit of paper and five hours' work."
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"No, that is super sensitive."
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"I mean, that reminds me of when I saw a puppy being born."
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"I mean, just to see its little head"
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"just coming out of that dog's pussy."
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"What an incredible moment, man... beautiful."
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"Come in."
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"Hey, man."
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"Bret, come on, let's go."
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"Yeah, just a minute. I'm trying to get the eye color right."
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"Do you think that looks like Sally's eyes?"
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"I don't know, Bret. I don't think about her as much as you do."
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"Yeah, that's true. Well, forget I asked."
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"How did you get all seven verses on that tiny little pebble?"
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"Well, it took ages."
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"Oh, it's good."
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"- That's good. It's exquisite. - Yeah."
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"Is that what you're gonna give to Sally for her birthday?"
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"Yeah. What are you going to give her?"
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"- That glass butterfly. - Oh yeah."
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"That's good. I think they're about even."
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"Yeah."
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"You're coming to my party, aren't you?"
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"- Yeah yeah. - How you going to get that to her?"
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"I'm just going to post her this."
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"Oh, where's it gone? Oh..."
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"Having a good time, Greg?"
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"Hey, Murray, glad you made it."
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"Hey, get off my pillow. You're on my pillow."
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"Oh, sorry."
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"There's something I want to talk to you about, actually, Jemaine."
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"Um, it's not good news."
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"Planet Jemaine supernova'd."
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"Yeah, there's nothing left of it apparently."
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"Just a huge gaseous cloud"
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"and the beginnings of a black hole."
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"When did this happen?"
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"Uh, about four million years ago."
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"Yeah. Sorry."
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"Well, that was a waste of 50 bucks."
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"Thanks, Murray."
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"- Hey, Coco. - Hi."
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"- Hey, is Bret here? - No."
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"No. Well he was supposed to DJ."
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"- I only got a cassette. - L... I don't know."
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"He... he said... I saw him this afternoon"
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"on his way to get his haircut."
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"He said he would meet me here."
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"Cassette... to get his haircut?"
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"Yeah."
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"- The party's over. - What?"
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"- The party's over, everyone. - What are you doing, Jemaine?"
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"- The party's over. - Greg's about to do his party trick."
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"This is the one that got him in "The East Village News.""
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"No, the party's over."
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"- Jemaine... - Jemaine!"
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"I need to talk to you about Bret. I know where he is."
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"I know where you're going and when you see him..."
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"- Hey, Jemaine. - Hey, Sally."
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"Hello, Bret."
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"Sorry your party was canceled."
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"Yeah, me too. Nice haircut, Bret."
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"I made you this for your birthday."
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"Aw."
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"It's a butterfly."
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"I sat on it in the subway."
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"- Oh, you shouldn't have. - But I also got you some glue."
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"- Oh. - And that's... that's multipurpose."
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"You can use... use that around the house."
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"Well, thanks. That's, um, really sweet."
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