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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - Sally Returns (S01E01)

"And mine's Murrayland."
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"I thought that had a ring to it."
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"Planet Murray was already taken. I like it... Murrayland."
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"- Welcome to Murrayland. - This is a waste of money."
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"No it's not, Jemaine. What are you talking about?"
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"In 10 years' time we'll be able to move up there."
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"And besides, I was thinking"
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"two words, guys: Natural resources."
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"Like coal, think about it."
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"Imagine a planet full of coal."
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"You get up there, oh my God, it's coal everywhere."
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"Imagine how much that would be worth."
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"I don't know."
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"It be worth a lot, wouldn't it?"
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"A real lot."
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"What about a planet of, um, diamonds and rubies?"
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"No."
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"Well, it would be nice."
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"A lot of things would be nice, Bret,"
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"particularly if they were real."
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"Do we have any gigs, Murray?"
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"Uh, yes, I've got an answer for that."
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"No."
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"I was going to wait until you move into your new apartment."
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"- Who told you? - Why are you moving out?"
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"Is it because I keep coming around when I'm sad?"
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"- Is it because I always... - Oh, we've been through this, Murray."
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"- It's because I eat too loud. - Really?"
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"You eat too loud, Bret?"
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"Well, I didn't notice."
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"Here, eat this."
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"Oh yeah. Whoa."
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"Who's eating?"
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"Greg, did you hear that?"
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"- Welcome back, Mr. Clemaine. - Thank you, Sebastian."
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"John."
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"So this is my new place."
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"This is fancy, man."
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"Ah, yeah, it is quite fancy, but it's cheaper than the other place actually."
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"Flippin' hell."
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"- Oh hey, guys. - Hey, Mel."
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"- Hey. - What are you doing here?"
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"I was walking my dog."
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"Look, is this your new place, Jemaine?"
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"It's crazy. I was just walking past here."
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"That's so weird. I didn't even know you'd moved."
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"- How could I know? - Yeah, where's your dog?"
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"Wow, this place is classy."
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"Is that a guard?"
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"He looks like he could really mess someone up."
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"Is there always someone at the door, 24/7?"
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"Why?"
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"Oh, nothing."
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"Just making conversation."
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"Oh hi, guys! Sorry I'm late."
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"I was up all night looking at stars trying to find ours."
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"They all look the same. Really a waste of time."
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"Hey, Mel, hey, has Jemaine told you about"
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"the housewarming party on Sunday night?"
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"- You should come along. - Oh, I'd love to come. Thank you."
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"Hey, Jemaine, where do I park?"
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"- Can you park around here? - I don't know, I don't have a car."
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"I can't get any more tickets, mate, I'll go to jail."
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"I don't know."
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"I'll just leave it here."
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"You're not taking any of the weight, Murray."
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"- Yes, it's all here. - You are not."
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"- Is this it? - Mm-hmm."
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"- No number on the door. - Don't need one."
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"This is it. What do you think?"
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"It's not a room, it's a cupboard."
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"- It's not a cupboard. - It's a cleaning cupboard."
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"It's not a cleaning cupboard."
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"Is it... what's... is that cleaning products?"
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"Yeah, I don't know what they're doing here."
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"Well, it must have at one stage been a cleaning cupboard."
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"It's not a cleaning cupboard. It's an apartment."
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"It's my studio apartment."
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"More like a compartment."
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"- Hmm? - A compartment. Not an apartment..."
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"- Is that a joke? - Yeah."
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"That's pretty good."
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"- You did get it, eh? - Yeah that's a good one."
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"- Because it's small. - You can't have a party in here, man."
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"Yeah, I can. I'll just put some lights up and have some music."
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"Where's the bathroom?"
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"Listen, guys, I... I've got to go."
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"Where?"
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"Out, nowhere. No, out."
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"You're going nowhere?"
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"I'm going on a date."
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"Oh, okay. Bachelor life now, eh?"
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"Watch out, ladies."
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"- Who with? - No one."
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"No one. That's not a date."
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"That's just going out."
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"I do that all the time."
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"Do... do you want to go for a walk?"
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"- It's Sally, isn't it? - No."
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"Oh, Jemaine! No, not her again."
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"Bret went out with her. She broke your heart and yours as well."
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"Anyway, I thought you said Sally was shallow."
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"- Oh, she's not shallow. - She is shallow."
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"But she's really hot."
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"She's the hottest girl I've ever touched."
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"Ever seen."
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"Well, she was the hottest girl I'd ever seen,"
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"but then I touched her."
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"She's not shallow once you get to know her."
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"- Do you like butter? - Butter, yes."
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"- I don't. - No."
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"- I don't really like yellow things. - No, me neither."
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"Hey, is that Bret?"
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"No, I don't think so."
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"Well, he's waving at us."
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"It looks like him, but I don't think it's him."
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"Jemaine, Sally!"
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"- No, that's not him. - It's me, Bret."
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"- Maybe it is him. - He's coming over here."
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"- Is he? - It's definitely him."
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