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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - Sally Returns (S01E01)

"# You turn to me and say something sexy like #"
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"# "Is that it?!" #"
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"# I know what you're trying to say, girl #"
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"# You're trying to say "Ah, yeah, that's it" #"
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"# Then you tell me you want some more #"
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"# Well, uh, I'm not surprised #"
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"# But I am quite sleepy #"
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"# Mmm #"
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"# It's business #"
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"# It's business time #"
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"# Business hours are over #"
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"# Baby #"
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"# It's business #"
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"# It's business time. #"
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"- Jemaine, Jemaine! - Hmm, what?"
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"- I'm going home. - Oh I'll walk with you."
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"Well, here's the doghouse."
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"Thanks for walking me home, Sally."
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"Um, should I come up for a cup of coffee?"
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"What are you... are you serious?"
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"Oh, in my... up there?"
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"Yeah."
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"I mean, obviously if you're busy..."
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"No, I'm not busy at all, I..."
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"Wait, you're not still living with Bret, are you?"
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"Maybe. Yes."
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"Actually, definitely yes."
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"And if we go up there he'll be, oh..."
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"I can't believe you're still living with Bret."
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"Jemaine, you gotta get your own place."
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"You need your own space."
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"We could go back to the launderette, maybe?"
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"- Yeah, I don't think so. I gotta go... - No?"
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"Call me when you get your own place, Jemaine."
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"Bret, I'm moving out."
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"I've decided I need my own space."
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"It's time to take life a little more seriously, you know?"
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"It's time for me to look each day in the eye and say"
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""Hey, Jemaine you're... you're doing this for you.""
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"- What's that, man? - Oh didn't you hear that?"
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"What did you say? I wasn't listening."
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"Oh, I'm moving out."
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"Why are you moving out? Is it something I've done?"
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"- No. - Was it because of the towel?"
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"- What towel? - Because I used your towel"
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"and I got athlete's foot."
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"- Do you? - It's not that?"
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"No. Well... no."
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"Is it my mold farm?"
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"- No. - Are you sick of my mold farm?"
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"- No. - Is it aspergillus fumigatus?"
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"- No. - You sure?"
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"Yeah it's fine."
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"Was it something from a while ago?"
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"- No it's just... - When we were at school"
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"and you said you got a hickey from Judy Bailey,"
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"I told everyone it was the vacuum cleaner."
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"- No, that's not it... - Is that it?"
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"- No, it's not that. - But you did."
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"- No I didn't. - Yes you did."
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"Was a perfectly round hickey."
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"She had a perfectly round mouth anyways..."
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"It's not exactly the same size as a vacuum cleaner tube..."
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"It's not that, it's not that."
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"Is it because I drank all the orange juice?"
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"- No. - Because I drank all the apple juice?"
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"- No. - Was it something psychological?"
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"Because I put you down in front of other people?"
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"He wouldn't know, because he's got no idea."
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"Why you moving out, Jemaine?"
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"Is it because I didn't fix that leak?"
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"- No. - Is it because I left the wires out"
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"- and you shocked yourself? - No."
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"Is it because the new paint job's a little brown,"
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"too nouveau riche?"
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"- A little too recherchÈ? - No."
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"Is it because sometimes I'll sneak in"
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"when you're sleeping and give you a little kiss on the cheek?"
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"No."
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"Here we are."
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"Is it because I ask too many questions?"
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"No."
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"- Was it something subtle? - Yes it's subtle, Bret."
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"- Is it because I eat too loudly? - Yes."
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"- It is? - Yeah."
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"- I knew it. - I didn't wanna say, but there it is."
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"- You eat too loudly. It's deafening. - It's not that loud."
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"- It's so deafening. - Well, I eat with my mouth shut."
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"I don't know how you do it."
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"Jemaine."
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"- Present. - Bret!"
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"- Yeah. - And Murray."
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"Yes, present, thank you."
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"I'm always here anyway."
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"I don't know why I bothered with my line."
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"All right, first on the agenda:"
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"Band investment portfolio."
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"- What's that? - Our retirement fund, Jemaine."
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"Over the last few months I've been"
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"creaming a bit off of the top of the band income and investing it."
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"- Well, that sounds good. - Yeah."
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"Well, it sounds good, but it is good."
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"All right, I've done the research"
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"and everyone thinks property is the way to go."
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"So I'm proud to announce that as of this morning"
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"we're the official owners of three stars..."
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"intergalactic real estate."
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"All right, so there's mine, Murray."
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"Bret, yours is up here."
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"And Jemaine, you're on the other side of the nebula there."
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"But that's as close as we could get the three that were available, but..."
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"Who took that photo?"
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"That's the real estate people take that."
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"Right. How much do they cost?"
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"Well, that's the best part."
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"Only $50 a star"
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"and that includes a certificate."
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"Here we go. Planet Bret for you."
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"- I hope that's all right. - That's good, that's great."
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"And Jemaine, Planet Jemaine."
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