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Clips from Family Guy - Wild Wild West (S19E19)

"and it taught me that a town is like a horse."
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"You don't choose it."
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"- [bleats] - It chooses you."
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"And I believe Quahog has chosen me,"
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"just like it chose my cousin Adam."
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"Now, the last thing I want to do is take something from a woman."
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"There's nothing I respect more than women."
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"[giggles] Is that so?"
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"Yes'm. I've raised 16 daughters"
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"into strong, independent women,"
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"I'm a registered doula,"
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"and I always order edamame for the table."
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"[sighing]: Oh, my God. Oh. Huh."
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"So, y-you're all alone... up here?"
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"With no one to..."
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"touch your sweaty biceps?"
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"Huh?"
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"A man's never alone, Lois,"
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"so long as he has his principles."
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"[shuddering]: H-H-Holy thundering Lord."
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"Lois, can we keep it? I'll take care of it, I promise."
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"- [chomps] - Aah!"
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"Ow! He bit me!"
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"I don't like it now."
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"[squealing]"
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"Peter, do you wanna maybe do some role-playing?"
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"Okay. I'll be Quentin Tarantino,"
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"and you be the foot I make a mess on."
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"No, actually, I-I was thinking"
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"that maybe you could pretend to be a cowboy."
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"Okay."
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"[sighs]: Oh, Lois..."
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"LOIS: Uh, make your voice deeper."
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"- PETER [deeper]: Oh, Lois... - Deeper!"
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"PETER [very deep]: Oh, Lois."
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"LOIS: Good."
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"Now say, "Beef: it's what's for dinner.""
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"- PETER: I-I don't... - Say it! - [loud slap]"
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"- PETER [very deep]: Beef... - Oh, yes."
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"- it's what's for dinner. - [laughs]: Oh, yes!"
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"Oh, Wild West, Wild West."
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"PETER: What?!"
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"Peter, what the hell are you wearing?"
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"I went a different direction, cowboy-wise,"
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"but don't change the subject!"
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"[paint can rattles]"
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"- Peter, what are you doing? - I've decided that Wild West"
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"is the worst possible person to be mayor,"
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"and I'm gonna do whatever I can to stop him."
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"O-Okay, is this because I called out his name twice during sex"
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"and once while I was peeing after?"
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"- That's part of it, yes. - I'm sorry, Peter, it just slipped out."
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"Well, I'm sorry I'm the length of a Mike and Ike!"
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"In your dreams."
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"[takes deep breath]"
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"That one stung, Lois."
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"[takes deep breath]"
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"Ooh, that one stung."
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"All right, I'm on your side now."
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"And if you're gonna beat Wild West,"
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"you have to recognize that one of his greatest strengths"
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"is his voice, which makes him sound sexy and smart"
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"and sexy and sexy."
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"Where your voice sounds like your dad's second wife"
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"trying to describe something she saw on Facebook."
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"Oh, speaking of,"
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"do you know what a meme is?"
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"What... Course I do."
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"And it's pronounced "me-me.""
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"Well, the other day, I saw one"
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"with the most adorable kitten"
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"tangled in a ball of yarn."
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"[laughing]"
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"And underneath..."
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"underneath, it said: "[bleep] the police.""
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"[laughing]"
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"Okay, that was unexpected, so I'm gonna ignore it"
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"and bring in Morgan Freeman, who I've hired"
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"to narrate your commercials."
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"We're gonna fight voice with voice."
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"Wild West claims to know what's best for Quahog,"
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"but there's a better choice."
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"And I know about choice."
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"I chose to be in Ted 2."
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"Nobody made me."
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"I wasn't forced at gunpoint."
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"I relied on my advisors, and they let me down."
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""They'll fix the script," they said."
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"Well, they were wrong."
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"I thought I'd get to act with a talking teddy bear,"
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"but when I got there,"
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"it was just two ping-pong balls on a stick."
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"Or maybe that was Amanda Seyfried."
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"I don't know."
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"Okay, thank-thank you. Thank you, Morgan. Thank you."
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"Peter, just let me speak to the voters"
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"about the issues they're concerned about."
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"Or, instead of doing that stupid thing,"
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"we could sabotage Wild West's campaign."
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"Come on, you can drive."
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"Big Garfield fan, huh?"
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"Me, too."
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"- Not this big. - You know, a lot of people"
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"think I'm obsessed, but I think I'm pretty nermal."
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"[laughing]"
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"Okay, you reeled me back in."
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"[quietly]: Let's see how popular you are when I cut off your mustache."
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"[grunts]"
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"How is this so strong?"
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"My hair follicles run deeper than the roots of a sequoia."
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"Git him, fella."
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"Oh! Aah!"
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"[grunts]"
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"Aah!"
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"Nice work."
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"MUSTACHE [deep voice]: Thanks, boss."
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"[bushes rustling]"
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"[sizzling]"
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"Uh-oh."
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"Hello?"
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