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Clips from Family Guy - Wild Wild West (S19E19)

"Peter, have you ever killed a man?"
Family Guy
"Reddit says I've killed 39, but that seems low."
Family Guy
"- Why do you ask? - Just making conversation."
Family Guy
"Look, I know it's a lot to ask, but Quahog needs you."
Family Guy
"You're the perfect person to lead us through"
Family Guy
"the last five years of the United States' existence."
Family Guy
"So, what do you say? Will you be our mayor?"
Family Guy
"Can I tell you a secret, Peter?"
Family Guy
"I can levitate."
Family Guy
"- No way. Can you show me? - No. But it's true."
Family Guy
"Uh, that seems like the kind of thing"
Family Guy
"you have to prove right when you say it."
Family Guy
"Well, I suppose you're right."
Family Guy
"I appreciate you coming all this way, Peter,"
Family Guy
"but I can't be your mayor."
Family Guy
"- But, Wild West, we need you. - [whistles]"
Family Guy
"I'm sorry."
Family Guy
"You get home safe, now. Hyah!"
Family Guy
"♪"
Family Guy
"Thank you for coming out to celebrate"
Family Guy
"a new day in Quahog."
Family Guy
"I would like to ask all the women to please put aside"
Family Guy
"your blinding hatred of other women"
Family Guy
"and vote for this incredibly qualified candidate."
Family Guy
"ELIJAH:"
Family Guy
"Stranger comin'!"
Family Guy
"♪"
Family Guy
"[neighs]"
Family Guy
"He came."
Family Guy
"Howdy, Quahog."
Family Guy
"My name's Wild West, and I'm here"
Family Guy
"to throw my hat in the ring to be your next mayor."
Family Guy
"[crowd cheering]"
Family Guy
"And I want to say one more thing: I can levitate."
Family Guy
"- [all gasping] - But not right now."
Family Guy
"That seems like something he should have to prove"
Family Guy
"-when he says it. -When he says it. That's, uh, that's what I said."
Family Guy
"Peter, what the hell is wrong with you?"
Family Guy
"You don't know anything about politics."
Family Guy
"Well, you don't know anything"
Family Guy
"about landing a airplane, asswipe."
Family Guy
"Besides, Wild West would make a great mayor."
Family Guy
"He's a man..."
Family Guy
"What does that have to do with anything?"
Family Guy
"Because this is America, Lois."
Family Guy
"Men have always run things and there have never been"
Family Guy
"any problems whatsoever."
Family Guy
"And don't say the economy or Iraq or income inequality"
Family Guy
"or racism or Brett Kavanaugh or air pollution or Vietnam"
Family Guy
"or slavery or Watergate or capitalism"
Family Guy
"or #MeToo or homelessness or police brutality"
Family Guy
"or homophobia or Monica Lewinsky or school shootings"
Family Guy
"or Native American genocide or Fox News"
Family Guy
"or Tim Allen or climate change."
Family Guy
"[sighs] You make a good point."
Family Guy
"But I still think more women should be in positions of power,"
Family Guy
"and I'm gonna work my butt off to make sure the librarian"
Family Guy
"becomes our next mayor."
Family Guy
"And I'm gonna prove that Wild West is the better choice."
Family Guy
"I've already made my first campaign poster."
Family Guy
"I always start too big."
Family Guy
"Afternoon, citizen."
Family Guy
"My name's Wild West and I'm running for mayor."
Family Guy
"- What might your name be? - Bruce."
Family Guy
"Pleasure, Bruce. If'n you don't mind,"
Family Guy
"I'd like to roll up your garden hose for you, the right way."
Family Guy
"- Oh, okay. - You see, Bruce,"
Family Guy
"every hose has a memory."
Family Guy
"And you just got to tap into that memory."
Family Guy
"You see this kink here?"
Family Guy
"I, uh... [gulps] I do see that kink."
Family Guy
"Well, a hose is very desirous of its original shape,"
Family Guy
"and if you know how to work those kinks,"
Family Guy
"it should straighten itself right out."
Family Guy
"[moans] Oh, merciful heavens."
Family Guy
"[sighs]"
Family Guy
"If you need some help on your campaign,"
Family Guy
"I'm very experienced at taking polls."
Family Guy
"Wild West, this is my daughter Meg."
Family Guy
"She also has a mustache."
Family Guy
"I can see that. Nice to meet you, Meg."
Family Guy
"Wow, you've got a great voice."
Family Guy
"Would you record my outgoing voice-mail message?"
Family Guy
"Ah, I'd be happy to."
Family Guy
"And could you make it sound like one of your truck commercials?"
Family Guy
"If you're looking for something rugged, something durable,"
Family Guy
"something with an endless supply of gas"
Family Guy
"and a tailgate made for dumping,"
Family Guy
"then you must be looking for Meg Griffin."
Family Guy
"Meg might not be much to look at,"
Family Guy
"but with two different-shaped airbags,"
Family Guy
"Meg is one ride you won't mind taking out"
Family Guy
"to the middle of nowhere and giving it your all."
Family Guy
"She's road-ready, and rode hard."
Family Guy
"Meg Griffin."
Family Guy
"Kindly leave your go-by and Roman numerics"
Family Guy
"at the sound of the chow bell."
Family Guy
"[bell dinging]"
Family Guy
"♪"
Family Guy
"Peter, I don't even know why you're bothering"
Family Guy
"to take me to meet Wild West."
Family Guy
"I will never change my mind about him."
Family Guy
"That's all I ask."
Family Guy
"Afternoon, Griffins. Glad you could make it."
Family Guy
"Can I-can I go play with the barn mustaches?"
Family Guy
"- Please? Please? - Of course you can."
Family Guy
"[babbles excitedly]"
Family Guy
"- [chirping] - [laughs]"
Family Guy
"Peter said something about me really sticks in your craw."
Family Guy
"[chuckles] Let's not make this sexy, okay?"
Family Guy
"I just don't think it's fair for you to breeze into town"
Family Guy
"with your rugged good looks and voice of the gods"
Family Guy
"and assume you should be mayor."
Family Guy
"Especially when you're taking an opportunity away"
Family Guy
"from a very deserving woman."
Family Guy
"That's a fair point, Lois."
Family Guy
"Do you mind if I make you a sweater while I respond?"
Family Guy
"[exhales] Uh, no."
Family Guy
"No, that would be fine."
Family Guy
"Lois, I moved my whole family to Oregon when I was 13,"
Family Guy
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