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Clips from Family Guy - Wild Wild West (S19E19)

"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪"
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"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"♪ All the things that make us ♪"
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"♪ Laugh and cry ♪"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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"Peter, I just hit a pothole in the road and got a flat."
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"The man who helped us gave her his card."
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"I'd keep an eye on that."
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"This town is falling apart."
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"Last week the bridge over the collapsed bridge collapsed."
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"Well, you're a middle-aged woman with no job."
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"Maybe you should get really worked up about it."
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"You know what? I think I will."
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"I'm going down to city hall to complain."
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"This town needs a mayor."
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"Y-You forgot your baby. Miss?"
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"Thank you all for coming over to help us find"
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"the best candidate for mayor."
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"This room is so diverse, so I'm assuming"
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"many of you have agendas."
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"But let's keep in mind we need a mayor who will represent"
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"all of Quahog and not just satisfy"
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"your weird little fringe issues,"
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"which are important, but not very important."
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"As a descendent of Quahog's Puritan forefathers,"
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"I think we should be able to throw a woman into a pond"
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"to see if she's a witch."
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"That seems a bit extreme, don't you think?"
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"That's exactly what a witch would say."
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"Lois, you're making this harder than it needs to be."
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"Just get a former Batman and move on."
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"I'm sure Val Kilmer could use the insurance."
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"Peter, we're not going to get a former Batman."
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"That has been pitched every day since Adam West died"
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"and the response has been tepid at best."
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"We need someone with fresh ideas."
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"Someone who knows the issues."
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"Well, if you're looking for someone with issues,"
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"I think you've found your candidate."
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"[laughs]"
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"[Stewie laughs]"
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"I had to go to bed early because it's a grown-up party,"
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"but Mom said if I was quiet,"
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"I could listen from the top of the stairs."
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"You know, I think you might be a really good candidate."
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"You know the town, you're smart"
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"and you clearly have nothing better to do."
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"So all in favor of the librarian running for mayor say aye."
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"- ALL: Aye. - What about ALF?"
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"Let's toast our new mayor..."
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"um, I'm sorry, I don't even know your name."
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"Elle. Elle Hitler."
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"[laughs] No relation."
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"Elle Hitler? Eh."
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"Let's all say hi to Elle Hitler."
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"-Hi, Elle Hitler. Yay!"
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"I can't believe Lois wants the librarian to be mayor."
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"I mean, Mayor West was a legend,"
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"and now they're gonna replace him"
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"with some third-tier character with a joke name?"
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"- That's Chinatown, Peter. - What?"
Family Guy
"I said, "That's Chinatown." It's from the movie Chinatown."
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"It means, like, "What are you gonna do? That's Chinatown.""
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"Joe, did you finally get Netflix?"
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"I did. And I just watched Chinatown."
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"It's kind of gross."
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"Quahog deserves a cool mayor, like Mayor West was."
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"But there's no one cooler than Adam West."
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"If only he had had a offspring."
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"Speaking of offspring, Faye Dunaway slept with her dad"
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"in Chinatown and then had his baby."
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"Guys, that movie really messed me up."
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"Wait a second, Mayor West didn't have any kids,"
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"but he did have a cousin, Wild West."
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"You guys don't know Wild West?"
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"No. And please don't diminish us"
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"for not knowing the same things you know."
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"You know how to land an airplane?"
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"No, you don't. Asswipe."
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"I'm sorry. I see you, Quagmire."
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"- I do. - Thank you."
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"Wild West is a legendary cowboy and a spokesman"
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"for everything manly. Look."
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"♪"
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"WILD WEST: You work hard, and at the end of the day,"
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"you're more than tired."
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"You're man tired."
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"And when it's finally time to kick off your boots and relax,"
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"nothing satisfies more than Beef Cigarettes."
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"♪ Give yourself a treat ♪"
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"♪ Nicotine and meat. ♪"
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"WILD WEST: Beef Cigarettes,"
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"now with less hooves and snouts."
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"See? He'd be a great mayor."
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"- Well, what's his stand on abortion? - What? I don't..."
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"Does he make exceptions in cases of incest?"
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"Because I've seen some things recently"
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"that make me think he probably should."
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"♪"
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"[chirping]"
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"[shushes]"
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"You came at the perfect time."
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"[chirping]"
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"That was beautiful."
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"If you think the birth is beautiful,"
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"you should see the conception."
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"Mmm. Jasmine oolong."
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"What can I do you for, stranger?"
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"My name is Peter Griffin and I'm from Quahog, Rhode Island,"
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"where your cousin Adam West was our mayor for many years."
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"And since he's gone to a better place..."
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"- Duluth? - I was thinking heaven, but okay, sure."
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"Beautiful country, Duluth."
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"The air moves into your nostrils like a welcome guest."
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"God, that's awesome."
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"Anyway, I thought you would be the perfect person"
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"to take his place as our mayor."
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