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Clips from Maggie (2022) - You Will Help Someone Take a Chance (S01E01)

"♪ So what ♪"
Maggie (2022)
"♪ We've got our heads in the clouds ♪"
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"♪"
Maggie (2022)
"- Love the new signage, Mags."
Maggie (2022)
"- Yeah, I'm still getting used to it, but I like it, too."
Maggie (2022)
"- Oh, wow. I am not loving those, though."
Maggie (2022)
"- Oh, yeah. You know my mom."
Maggie (2022)
"I have a feeling if I got rid of them, they'd just come back."
Maggie (2022)
"- That's horrifying. - Yeah."
Maggie (2022)
"- Anyways, what are we having for dinner?"
Maggie (2022)
"- Um... flip a coin?"
Maggie (2022)
"- Okay. - Heads for Thai?"
Maggie (2022)
"- Ooh, tails for a family bucket of fried chicken."
Maggie (2022)
"- Oh, it's heads! Yes! - Ugh."
Maggie (2022)
"Really wanted that family bucket. - Aw."
Maggie (2022)
"BOTH: Let's get both."
Maggie (2022)
"- Yes, I love us! - Me too."
Maggie (2022)
"But I cannot eat with those things watching me,"
Maggie (2022)
"so I, I need you to throw them away."
Maggie (2022)
"- I'm not touching them."
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"♪"
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"[clucking]"
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"[fanfare]"
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"♪"
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"MAGGIE: Well, business is not booming."
Maggie (2022)
"No one seems to know I'm a psychic."
Maggie (2022)
"- What about a big sign that just says, "Vision.""
Maggie (2022)
"- Mm-mm, that makes it sound like she's an optometrist."
Maggie (2022)
"What about a sign that says,"
Maggie (2022)
""We help you see things better"?"
Maggie (2022)
"[phone ringing] Mm-hm? Mm?"
Maggie (2022)
"- Perfect Podiatry, your call is super important to us, please hold."
Maggie (2022)
"So, whose idea do you like better?"
Maggie (2022)
"- Gosh, I don't know. They're so different."
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"MARIA: Mm, well, you gotta put yourself out there."
Maggie (2022)
"- Maybe I'll just put a bunch of mystical stuff in the window."
Maggie (2022)
"- Ah, you know what? I have the perfect thing."
Maggie (2022)
"I have an old cast of Val Kilmer's foot that's ripe for the taking."
Maggie (2022)
"Course, you can't say it's Val Kilmer's because of HIPAA and all of that,"
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"but people who know will know."
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"MARIA: Why don't you just come to the house tonight,"
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"and we can go through the attic."
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"I'll show you my porcelain doll collection,"
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"and you can take the ones whose eyes are missing."
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"- Ooh."
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"♪ "Goes To My Head" by Blondfire playing ♪"
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"♪ We were lost until we got it right ♪"
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"♪ Runnin' circles in the moonlight ♪"
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"♪ We were drunk and just a little high ♪"
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"♪ Throwin' punches in the dead of night ♪"
Maggie (2022)
"- Hi. Is this the Bail Bonds office?"
Maggie (2022)
"- Hey. Y'all do hair?"
Maggie (2022)
"- Do you do waxing?"
Maggie (2022)
"- Well, at least this is something I'm, like, semi-good at,"
Maggie (2022)
"but are you sure you don't want a reading?"
Maggie (2022)
"- Oh, I'm good. I know my ex will come crawling back eventually."
Maggie (2022)
"[chuckling]"
Maggie (2022)
"Can't believe this is a psychic shop. Why don't you have a sign?"
Maggie (2022)
"- What, like a big sign that says "Maggie"?"
Maggie (2022)
"It's not really me. - Isn't that, literally, your name?"
Maggie (2022)
"- Yeah, but, like, my name in lights? Who am I? Las Vegas."
Maggie (2022)
"- Okay."
Maggie (2022)
"Ooh, what about a window display?"
Maggie (2022)
"Think of a theme like I did with my condo."
Maggie (2022)
"I chose the color purple."
Maggie (2022)
"- What, like the movie, or the actual color?"
Maggie (2022)
"- Do you even have to ask?"
Maggie (2022)
"- So, like, the movie then?"
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"[scoffs]"
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"♪"
Maggie (2022)
"Why do you have your "menu-reading face" on?"
Maggie (2022)
"- Oh, I haven't seen this picture in forever."
Maggie (2022)
"This is me with my old band."
Maggie (2022)
"- Whoa."
Maggie (2022)
"Whenever you mentioned them,"
Maggie (2022)
"I always pictured the Country Bear Jamboree,"
Maggie (2022)
"but look at you. You're a badass."
Maggie (2022)
"- Yeah, I used to be able to jump into the splits... Both ways."
Maggie (2022)
"That's who I used to be. - What happened?"
Maggie (2022)
"- Oh, if you don't stretch every day, you kinda lose it."
Maggie (2022)
"- No, to the band."
Maggie (2022)
"- I kept it up for a while, but when I had you,"
Maggie (2022)
"I decided it was time to let that dream go."
Maggie (2022)
"That's when I became Dad's receptionist."
Maggie (2022)
"- You gave up your dream for me?"
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"- No. Things change when you have a kid."
Maggie (2022)
"Now all I want is for your dreams to come true."
Maggie (2022)
"- Well, I'll have you know my dream has come true."
Maggie (2022)
"I run my own psychic shop where half the people who come in"
Maggie (2022)
"ask where the weed's at?"
Maggie (2022)
"- Oh, well, that's why your dad and I get ours delivered."
Maggie (2022)
"- Hm... Hey, maybe you should start up the band again."
Maggie (2022)
"- Ah, those days are over,"
Maggie (2022)
"but I do miss having a creative outlet,"
Maggie (2022)
"and smashing things."
Maggie (2022)
"What's gotten into you? Why are you so encouraging?"
Maggie (2022)
"- I just feel bad that you gave all that up for me."
Maggie (2022)
"Look, I'm out of the house now, but before I have to move back"
Maggie (2022)
"because my business goes under,"
Maggie (2022)
"you should find something that's just for you."
Maggie (2022)
"- You're sweet."
Maggie (2022)
"Oh! Here's me giving birth to you."
Maggie (2022)
"You wanna see? - No, I remember the video."
Maggie (2022)
"- Yeah, good call. It looks like a crime scene."
Maggie (2022)
"- [sighs] Thanks for letting me stay here today, guys."
Maggie (2022)
"- Oh, no problem. You said you had to leave your apartment."
Maggie (2022)
"What happened? Roaches, asbestos? - Black mold?"
Maggie (2022)
"Everyone's got a bit of black mold. - Uck."
Maggie (2022)
"- It's like the HPV of rooms."
Maggie (2022)
"- No, my roommate's moving out, and I didn't want her to ask me to help."
Maggie (2022)
"She'd rather live with her fiancé."
Maggie (2022)
"- I hate her. Did you find a replacement yet?"
Maggie (2022)
"- No, it's so hard to find a good roommate."
Maggie (2022)
"You think someone's a decent person and then, bam!"
Maggie (2022)
"All of a sudden there's an Entourage poster up in the living room wall."
Maggie (2022)
"- You know what?"
Maggie (2022)
"Our plant guy told me that he needs a place to live."
Maggie (2022)
"He just moved here from Portland."
Maggie (2022)
"- Sorry, your what? - Our plant guy."
Maggie (2022)
"He keeps our plants alive."
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