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Clips from The Goldbergs (2013) - The President's Fitness Test (S01E01)

"Who can put me in touch with the president"
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"So I can get my son out of gym class."
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"Ah. Question..."
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"Do you have any idea what a comptroller does?"
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"Of course. He comptrols the great state of pennsylvania,"
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"And I need him to get me to the man who comptrols america."
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"Here's a thing... Uh, "comptrol,""
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"The way you're using it, isn't a word."
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"Yes, it is. No. No, it's not."
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"It is. Not really."
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"Yeah, it is. Definitely not a word..."
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"Straight-up not a word. Uh, but I get the sense you're not gonna leave,"
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"So here's what I'm gonna do."
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"There's a guy in the state assembly's office"
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"Who screwed over my sister."
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"I think he should meet you."
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"Sound good? Sounds great."
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"Now, I'm just gonna write down these directions,"
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"And when you see him, just tell him,"
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""jill's brother says hi.""
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"Thank you for taking comptrol of the situation."
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"Not a word. Yes, it is."
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"Meanwhile, my brother was working on his french connection."
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"Good morning, mon cherie."
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"Hello, barree. Hi."
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"Getting into this right away, huh, barry?"
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"What? I'm just showing her a traditional american breakfast."
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"(over-enunciating) fanny, this is called a pop-tart."
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"In america, we eat our fruit inside bread..."
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"For you. Merci."
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"You know what else goes down easy in the morning?"
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"Rap music."
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"Erica, you translated my masterpiece, right?"
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"Every word."
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"It's called "mon lit.""
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"It means "my bed.""
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"(cassette deck clicks)"
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"(mid-tempo beat plays)"
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"(rapping in french)"
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"Enough. I'm sorry. I have to stop this."
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"It's too far."
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"You speak french?"
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"How many times do I have to tell you this?"
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"I was in the war. I helped liberate France."
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"That was real?"
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"I'm confused. What's happening?"
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"The song... It's about peeing in your bed."
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"That wasn't your intention, right?"
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"No! No."
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"(both laugh) it had the word "pee-pee" in it, like, a lot."
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"(both laugh)"
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"What the hell, erica?"
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"I asked you for your help, and you made a fool of me?"
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"I told you not to hit on my friend."
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"I mean, did you actually think you had a chance with her?"
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"I don't know! I mean, the girls here don't get me at all,"
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"So I thought someone from another country might."
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"Now you ruined that, too."
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"While barry had lost faith in romance,"
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"I still had faith in my mom."
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"Has mom come back from the president's house yet?"
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"Are you kidding? No."
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"Have you checked the answering machine?"
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"Maybe mr. Reagan left a message or something."
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"You know, the president's a very busy man."
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"He might not have time to help one little boy get out of gym class."
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"He likes jelly beans."
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"No, no, he's got a fun side,"
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"But I think you might want to consider"
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"That your mom's not gonna come through on this."
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"I know it's a bit of a long shot,"
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"But she's never let me down before."
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"And then something happened more surprising"
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"Than my mom getting a note from the president."
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"Come here, buddy. I want to talk to you."
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"My dad decided to open up to me."
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"You know why I really want you to take this test?"
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"You need an outlet for your hostility?"
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"No! Stop aggravating me!"
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"I'm trying to help you here, man."
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"Okay, I'm gonna tell you something"
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"Your brother and sister don't know."
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"I played a lot of sports in high school,"
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"But there was one thing I could never do... Swim."
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"What? Yeah."
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"I grew up in the city. Where would I learn?"
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"Well, you could take the bus to the beach,"
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"Or there's summer camps."
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"The ymca has a very nice program."
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"How about I talk, you listen?"
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"I tried everything in my power"
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"To get out of that swim class"
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"'cause I knew if I got in the pool,"
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"I'd humiliate myself in front of everybody."
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"So, what did you do? I got in that damn pool!"
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"At first, I was embarrassed,"
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"But by the end of the semester,"
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"I... I developed quite a mean backstroke."
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"Really? Yeah!"
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"You don't have to be the best."
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"You just got to try."
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"Well, since you were an athlete back in the day,"
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"Maybe you could help me with my pull-ups."
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"Let's get to work. Come on!"
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"(eye of the tiger plays)"
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"(drill whirs)"
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"(coughs)"
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"Let's do this."
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"(eye of the tiger stops) I did it."
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"I got a note from the president"
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"Of the United States of america."
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"Huh? Huh?"
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"Actually, it's from the secretary"
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"To the undersecretary to the president,"
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"Who's the best friend of the lieutenant governor's cousin"
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"Who just wanted to get me out of the office,"
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"But it's got the presidential seal, so it's official."
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"Wow. But no."
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"Adam and I just had a talk,"
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"And he understands the importance of just trying."
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