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Clips from The Goldbergs (2013) - The President's Fitness Test (S01E01)

"You know what? I will help you."
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"Nice."
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"I can tell by that smile we're on the same page."
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"You're gonna mess with him, aren't you?"
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"(scoffs) big time."
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"I don't know how he doesn't see"
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"That kind of thing coming by now."
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"It's very upsetting."
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"While erica was scheming against barry,"
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"My mom's scheme to get me out of gym class was in motion."
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"You have osgood-schladder disease?"
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"Actually, it's pronounced "schlodder,""
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"And there's an article attached."
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"My hamstrings and ligaments aren't keeping up with my bones."
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"I'm growing too fast."
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"You're growing too fast? Where?"
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"It's all in the note."
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"You really expect me to believe"
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"Your mother wrote this note?"
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"Yes, 'cause she actually did."
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"Son, did you ever see the movie red dawn?"
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"(scoffs) a million times."
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"Do you love movies? 'cause I love movies."
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"Let me ask you a question."
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"What are you gonna do when the russki invaders"
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"Storm the suburbs of philly?"
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"Actually, I think they'd be more interested"
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"In coastal cities and financial centers."
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"You're gonna have to fight"
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"And use the skills you learned right here!"
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"Even the pull-up? Especially the pull-up."
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"You'll need your upper-arm strength to bash skulls."
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"I don't want to bash skulls."
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"The kids in red dawn didn't want to, either,"
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"But they had to in order to survive."
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"So, where are we with that note?"
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"I just received an authentic, bona fide note"
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"From mr. Goldfarb here saying that he is physically unable"
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"To complete the presidential fitness test."
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"So, I've decided to push the test one week until he gets better."
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"Until then, we'll be running laps."
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"(students groan) mr. Goldfarb will stand here and watch."
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"Feel free to wish him a speedy recovery in your own way."
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"All right! Let's go!"
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"Hoof it! Knees high!"
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"(whistle blows)"
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"You're so dead, goldnerd."
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"Totally get it."
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"(sighs)"
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"Hey, ow."
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"Oh, real nice, lisa. Real nice."
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"Meanwhile, erica's pen pal, fanny, had arrived"
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"And was getting the grand tour of the goldberg home."
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"(speaking french)"
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"Fantastique. (both laugh)"
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"(crunch)"
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"'sup, fanny?"
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"Mi casa es su casa."
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"Hunk of your native bread?"
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"Oh. Barree. Bonjour."
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"Hi."
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"Oh, here. Use these cards I translated for you."
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"Start with this one. It says, "welcome to our home."
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""it's really nice to have you here.""
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"(speaking french haltingly)"
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"Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. Good stuff. Great start."
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"Um, I know you want to do this next one."
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"It's "how you doing, girl?""
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"(laughs)"
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"She likes it. Yeah, it's working. Don't stop now."
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"Okay..."
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"It sounded like I said "gary coleman.""
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"Weird."
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"Beautiful language."
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"Good night. Or should I say..."
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"Let me tell you something, mr. And mrs. Goldfarb."
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"There are three things I hate in life..."
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"My ex-wife, carrots, and lies."
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"Okay, why did I close my store and rush down here?"
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"Because president reagan asked me personally"
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"Through a xeroxed letter to oversee a fitness test of his design."
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"And your son tried to get out of it with an absurd note..."
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"That no parent would ever write."
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"Um..."
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"I wrote the note."
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"Oh (bleep) me."
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"It was a ridiculous test, murray."
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"Since when is strength measured"
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"By how many pull-ups a person can do?"
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"You know what takes real strength?"
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"Tackling the role of levi"
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"In joseph and the amazing technicolor dreamcoat."
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"And adam was scrumptious."
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"There's nothing wrong with my test, ma'am."
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"If adam suffers from anything,"
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"It is from a far more serious"
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"And permanent condition called the wuss-bags."
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"Hey. My son may be unathletic and afraid of birds..."
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"He's not afraid of all birds."
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"I know, not all birds. Not all birds."
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"But he's not a wuss."
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"Look, I am administering a test at the direct order"
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"Of the president of the United States."
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"If you want adam out of it, get a note from him."
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"Then it's settled."
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"I'll see you back here on Monday."
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"What just happened?"
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"She's gonna go get a note from the president."
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"Look out, mr. Reagan."
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"Beverly goldberg's coming for you."
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"My mom's mission to track down the president had begun."
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"First stop... Harrisburg, the state capital."
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"Hello. I'm pennsylvania citizen beverly goldberg,"
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"And I'm here to speak to the governor."
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"Um...This is the comptroller's office."
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"Great. Then I'll speak to the comptroller."
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"Uh, and what does this pertain to?"
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"The presidential fitness test."
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"And the comptroller can help how?"
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"He can put me in touch with the governor,"
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