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Clips from The Goldbergs (2013) - The President's Fitness Test (S01E01)

"What? No hustle, no muscle!"
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"Adult adam: Gym class in the '80s..."
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"The shorts were super-short, the exercises dumb,"
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"And the games were barbaric."
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"I know you're aiming for down there, ryan, but it's not cool!"
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"Teams weren't assigned,"
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"But handpicked with brutal honesty"
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"And no consideration of a fragile adolescent's feelings."
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"Oh, god. This is not gonna be easy."
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"I'm gonna have to go with small wonder over there."
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"You're going down, goldnerd."
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"Sorry."
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"After years of thinking I had suffered through"
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"Every indignity gym class had to offer,"
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"Turns out the worst was yet to come."
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"The presidential fitness test..."
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"Our great president, ronald reagan,"
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"Along with the predator himself, arnold schwarzenegger,"
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"Care enough about you to demand physical excellence."
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"Technically, arnold wasn't the predator. He was the prey."
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"Nobody cares, goldfarb."
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"It's goldberg."
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"It's literally written on my shirt."
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"Good for you. Now, why is this test important?"
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"America needs warriors to fight the evils of communism."
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"Tomorrow, that battle begins with the seven basic exercises,"
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"Which include the sit-and-reach,"
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"The mile run, and the pull-up."
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"What if you can't do a pull-up?"
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"I'm asking hypothetically for a friend"
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"That couldn't make it today."
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"Name's josh. You don't know him."
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"Well, if you are the kind of boy"
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"Who is weak of will and spirit,"
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"You don't have to do it."
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"(sighs)"
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"Instead, you will join the girls in the flexed arm hang."
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"Josh is not gonna like that."
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"The news was bleak."
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"I was definitely screwed."
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"I mean, josh was screwed."
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"Honey, it's so late. Why are you sitting alone in the dark?"
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"Oh, no. What's the matter?"
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"Nothing. Poopie, something's wrong."
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"There's a storm inside you,"
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"And I'm not leaving till I see a little sunshine."
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"Why do you always say super-weird stuff like that?"
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"Looks like someone needs a sugar shower."
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"(smooching) all right. All right!"
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"(grunts) stop!"
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"(laughs)"
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"If you must know,"
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"The presidential fitness test is tomorrow,"
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"And I'm gonna be the only guy doing the flexed arm hang with the girls."
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"Say no more."
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"Mama will never, ever let anything"
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"Remotely uncomfortable happen to you."
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"I'll just write you a note and get you out of it."
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"For real? Absolutely."
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"Absolutely not."
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"Every kid in america has to take that test."
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"Well, what does that have to do with my adam? (chuckles)"
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"It's a rite of passage."
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"You can't get out of a rite of passage"
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"With a note from your mom."
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"Fine! We get it. I won't write a note."
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"(sighs)"
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"I'll write you a note."
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"Seriously? I'm gonna hug you so hard right now,"
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"I might break every bone in your body."
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"Oh. (laughs)"
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"Oh, come on, adam. Don't be scared."
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"You can hug me harder than that."
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"Okay. How does this feel?"
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"(grunting)"
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"Mama will write you a note. (chuckles)"
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"♪ I'm twisted up inside"
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"♪ but nonetheless I feel the need to say"
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"♪ I don't know the future"
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"♪ but the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪"
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"It was April 8, 1980-something."
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"Before e-mail and facetime,"
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"The way to keep in touch with somebody"
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"Was by sending them an actual piece of paper with writing on it!"
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"Are you kidding me? Where are your pants?"
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"My pen pal will be here any minute."
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"Doesn't having a pen pal come to your house"
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"Defeat the whole purpose of having a pen pal?"
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"Fanny's just gonna be here for a few days."
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"You can suffer through by wearing bottoms."
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"And for the love of all that is holy, be nice to the girl."
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"Why wouldn't I be nice to her?"
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"We speak the same language."
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"(imitating speaking french)"
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"Mom, if he doesn't not wear his pants"
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"And stop speaking french gibberish,"
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"I will leave this house forever."
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"(angrily imitating french)"
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"Come on, ambassador. Let's get you some pants."
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"That means nothing! (sighs)"
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"Whoa! What is this?"
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"Why do you look like a bigger knob than usual?"
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"'cause I saw that pic of your sexually charged french friend,"
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"And I am not letting this amazing opportunity go to waste."
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"Oh, no."
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"Just because she's french doesn't mean she'll make out with you."
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"(scoffs) pops: I beg to differ, actually."
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"In my experience,"
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"The french demoiselle is very adventurous."
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"What's her name again? Fanny."
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"Oh, that's a lay-up."
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"Score! Pops!"
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"What? She's named after a butt."
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"That's a green light if I ever saw one."
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"Erica, I'm gonna need your help."
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"Here's a bunch of phrases I need translated into her native tongue"
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"So I can get a little of that native tongue."
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""girl, our countries have been at war too long."
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""let's make peace and love together.""
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"Mmm-hmm."
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