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Clips from The Bear - System (S01E01)

"-You want a cartouche? -What's a cartouche?"
The Bear
"-What's our best day here? -Five."
The Bear
"Okay, Ebraheim, get me a pot for the giardiniera!"
The Bear
"So if we do six, that'll get us through the week, right?"
The Bear
"-So, Ballbreaker. -RICHIE: Just make it easy"
The Bear
"-and make the fucking spaghetti! -Don't say spaghetti!"
The Bear
"-All these knives are dull! -Spaghetti's the biggest seller, Carm."
The Bear
"-That shit was straight-up fire. -Straight-up done now, Chef. Behind."
The Bear
"-Yeah, but why? -Because fucking 11 Madison Park"
The Bear
"dickhead over here, he couldn't figure it out!"
The Bear
"-CARMY: Housekeeping, Chefs! -RICHIE: Again, what the fuck are you saying?"
The Bear
"Anyone understand what he's saying?"
The Bear
"Housekeeping means you have to clean your stations"
The Bear
"'cause this place is fuckin' gross."
The Bear
"I refer to everybody as Chef because it's a sign of respect,"
The Bear
"and I never said I couldn't figure out the spaghetti."
The Bear
"I said it doesn't make any sense on this menu,"
The Bear
"so it is done. The end."
The Bear
"-Three hours to open, Chefs! -(ticking)"
The Bear
"Who are you yelling at, Carmy? There's like four of us in here."
The Bear
"Now, let me ask you something."
The Bear
"If the spaghetti didn't make any sense,"
The Bear
"how come everybody fucking loved that shit?"
The Bear
"-MARCUS: Everybody did love it. -Everybody doesn't have any taste."
The Bear
"It was an under-seasoned over-sauced mess."
The Bear
"-It took seven hours to prep. -RICHIE: Oh, fuck!"
The Bear
"You know what? This shit right here"
The Bear
"made you pompous and delusional"
The Bear
"and a fucking gayrod!"
The Bear
"These guys, they taught you how to cook with ants,"
The Bear
"but none of these fuckwads taught you how to make a pasta!"
The Bear
"Probably should learn how to make pasta, Carmy."
The Bear
"A, I know how to make pasta, Marcus."
The Bear
"B, I hate to break your hearts, motherfuckers,"
The Bear
"but that gluey, mushy bullshit"
The Bear
"is not bailing us out this time."
The Bear
"Ballbreaker is. Fak's raising plays"
The Bear
"to a dollar, so shut the fuck up!"
The Bear
"-Who the fuck is Fak? -Tina! Did you take my knife, Chef?"
The Bear
"Did you take my pot, Jeff?"
The Bear
"(laughs)"
The Bear
"-Fuck! -RICHIE: Neil Fak!"
The Bear
"This fucking fairy's butt-buddy. He's--"
The Bear
"Whoa!"
The Bear
"-Why is the beef so hot? -MARCUS: 'Cause we just took it out."
The Bear
"-Two hours late? -Two hours longer!"
The Bear
"Wrigley didn't deliver enough meat this week."
The Bear
"-Why didn't Wrigley deliver? -Because we're out of money!"
The Bear
"The only beef I could get"
The Bear
"was bone-in, which you have to braise, alright?"
The Bear
"It takes two hours longer. The good news is"
The Bear
"-we can stretch it by cutting the bread shorter... -Call Wrigley."
The Bear
"-...and using less gravy. -Call Wrigley! Which is not how we have ever done"
The Bear
"a beef here in 25 years, Carm!"
The Bear
"-(singing) System, baby. -System!"
The Bear
"-You can barely afford to pay people, but sick system. -Don't fucking"
The Bear
"talk to me about labor, Noma!"
The Bear
"I thought this was your house!"
The Bear
"♪ ♪"
The Bear
"Fuck all this."
The Bear
"Announcement! Listen up!"
The Bear
"Bread stays the same!"
The Bear
"Gravy stays the same!"
The Bear
"♪ Let it go, baby ♪"
The Bear
"♪ Now ♪"
The Bear
"♪ I'm gonna kick back down and see ♪"
The Bear
"VIDEO GAME: Ballbreaker!"
The Bear
"A buck's not gonna get 'em anywhere, Bear."
The Bear
"-It's just too difficult. -Yeah, Fak, that's the point."
The Bear
"-It's already ultra confusing. -Yeah, homie,"
The Bear
"it-it's a Norwegian knockoff of Mortal Kombat."
The Bear
"Part of the reason why this machine got recalled"
The Bear
"in the first place, aside from the excessive"
The Bear
"and irresponsible violence, is it's just too difficult!"
The Bear
"It's a fighter and a fucking scroller."
The Bear
"-(game effects) -Also, sorry."
The Bear
"I didn't make it to the funeral."
The Bear
"I sent flowers,"
The Bear
"-and I really hope they looked nice. -I don't know. I wasn't there."
The Bear
"-How long's this gonna take? -It's gonna take an hour."
The Bear
"Aight, it's gotta be faster. Yo, Sweeps,"
The Bear
"can open up the windows in the back, please?"
The Bear
"-SWEEPS: Later. -Carmy, you're bleeding!"
The Bear
"-Shit! Man, stupid dull-ass knife! -EBRAHEIM: Corner!"
The Bear
"-You're making me queasy. -Fucking damn it, Ebraheim!"
The Bear
"-Carmen, your fault! Say corner! -Blood! You see?"
The Bear
"Good! Good! Y'all happy now?"
The Bear
"Can I have my fucking knife back?!"
The Bear
"(all shouting)"
The Bear
"♪ ♪"
The Bear
"(fluorescent lights buzzing)"
The Bear
"(deep rumbling)"
The Bear
"(soft animal growling)"
The Bear
"(growling, snarling)"
The Bear
"(roaring)"
The Bear
"(Richie speaking indistinctly)"
The Bear
"-(shuts off radio) -RICHIE: Ebraheim, I swear to God,"
The Bear
"she looks fucking beautiful. You would've lost your mind."
The Bear
"-That's fire, Chef. -RICHIE: And all of a sudden,"
The Bear
"-the guy's back in my face! -CARMY: Hey!"
The Bear
"-Guys, look, we gotta line up! -(clapping)"
The Bear
"We got service in an hour, alright?"
The Bear
"RICHIE: I'm like, listen, if you're gonna get in my face,"
The Bear
"-we're gonna have a problem. -CARMY: Hey! Cousin!"
The Bear
"-Yeah, one second. -Seriously, I wanna start defining our roles"
The Bear
"-a little bit more clearly, alright? -Hold on a second here."
The Bear
"-We're just-- Hold on a second. -Cousin. Seriously, Cousin!"
The Bear
"Trying to get some work done here, capiche?"
The Bear
"MARCUS: This the dude from the hot dog stand?"
The Bear
"-RICHIE: This is his twin brother... -Fucking lying."
The Bear
"-...which I found out later! I found out later. -MARCUS: You lying!"
The Bear
"But at this point, I think it's the guy from the hot dog stand,"
The Bear
"and I'm like, listen, go home already!"
The Bear
"-(laughter) -Get the fuck outta here!"
The Bear
"Oh my god! I'm like..."
The Bear
"So, I'm like, okay, now there's a problem."
The Bear
"I'm trying to enjoy my tacos, you're ruining my date, right?"
The Bear
"So, this guy, he pulls out a revolver."
The Bear
"-MARCUS: Come on. -Swear to God! And I'm like, oh my god,"
The Bear
"wh-where did you get that? What, did you steal that"
The Bear
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