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Clips from Veep - B/ill (S04E04)

"- He voted no. We lost the vote. - Oh!"
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"We are victorious in defeat."
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"We may allow ourselves a brief period of rejoicing."
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"Okay, so I lost the vote."
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"I won by not winning."
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"God, I don't know how I feel."
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"Apart from, like, having a raccoon take a shit in my head."
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"You should feel great, ma'am."
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"That was a solid, important defeat."
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"I'm gonna go change my clothes..."
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"croak to the nation, and then I'm going back to bed."
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"This is good."
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"Moyes is threatening to go to the floor"
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"for an official investigation into what happened today."
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"- This is bad. - Mm-hmm."
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"I'm in the middle of this. Does this mean I'm implicated, too?"
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"You know what. Just say no even if it does."
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"Well, Gary, you said you were important. I can testify to that."
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"Ben, this is one of those little hiccups that you said was not gonna happen,"
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"so I'm gonna leave this in your capable hands."
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"Mike, you have to deny this like you've never denied anything before."
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"So lie? The one thing I've been trying not to do?"
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"Look, I wouldn't ask you to do anything I wouldn't do myself."
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"And while that isn't true, find some comfort in it."
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"- Okay, Gary? - Nope."
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"I will work on putting forward a new, streamlined"
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"Families First Bill before Congress in the near future."
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"She sounds like an underwater Bob Dylan."
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"It is actually quite difficult to understand what she's saying."
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"Children from impending climate Armageddon."
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"Which may be a good thing."
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"And God bless America."
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"And we're out."
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"Thank you, ma'am."
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"Okay... oh."
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"Okay, thank you very much, guys. Appreciate it."
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"Ooh, it's cold."
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"You think you could just pick this shit up tomorrow?"
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"- Ma'am. - Yes, ma'am."
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"Oh, God."
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"Fuck you, America."
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"You have 14 new voice memos."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Mike, some old golfer died."
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"Do I need to say something?"
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"Next memo."
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"Kent, I just got your document."
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"I have no idea what any of this means."
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"Next memo."
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"Oh, okay, Kent."
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"I just found the glossary, so ignore that last message."
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"Next memo."
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"Ted, I've just read the glossory. I have no idea of any of it means."
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"That's why I included the second glossory."
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"Next memo."
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"Mike, is it pissing you off I'm leaving all these messages?"
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"Yes."
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"Next memo."
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"Good, because it's pissing me off you're not answering any of these messages."
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"Next memo."
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"How do you leave a memo in your sleep?"
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"- See you. - Next memo."
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"Mike, were you at work today? I don't remember seeing you."
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"Next memo."
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"Ben, Moyes is asking questions."
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"This isn't gonna lead to any kind of an investigation, is it?"
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"Memo deleted."
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"I fucking hope not."
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"Do you solemnly that the testimony you are about to give is the truth,"
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"the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God."
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"So help me God."
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"Yes, I do."
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"- I do. - I do."
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"- Yes, I do. - Absolutely."
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