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Clips from Veep - B/ill (S04E04)

"because she likes to read."
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"But she can't read right now because she's very sick."
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"But she might get better. Or she might not get better."
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"- She could be buried with a book. - We know she's not dying."
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"- She's a fighter, is the thing. - Good for her."
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"As weird as it feels to still be saying this,"
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"the president would like to see you at the White House."
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"I feel like I'm about to kick it old school and die in office."
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"Quitting on a high."
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"Do you think I'm doing the right thing here?"
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"I mean, this is a good bill."
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"Even watered down, I think it's gonna make a difference"
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"in people's lives."
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"Ma'am, you're the president."
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"It's not for me to tell you what to do."
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"Yeah."
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"Guess I should kill it."
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"Is the right answer."
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"I'm cold."
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"It's actually about 110 in here."
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"There's no way it's warm in here."
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"- Do you really feel warm? - You could grow tomatoes in here."
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"Honestly, it is unbelievable."
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"Well, I can't make it cooler for you."
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"Well, we're taking the credit."
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"No, we're taking the credit."
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"How about a compromise? We'll take all the credit."
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"- Well, perhaps we could split the bounty? - What bounty?"
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"Well, I'm guessing there's no bounty, but..."
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"Dan, Amy, how are you? I'll take it from here."
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"- I want to take in Pierce. - Whoa, whoa. No, no, no."
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"We are not going into the White House and blowing our cover for this guy."
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"You can't come in. That comes from the president."
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"- Well, she's a bitch. - I'll tell her you said hi."
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"Hey, we got to get moving."
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"Hey, you guys. Long time no see."
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"Jesus, Mike, they got you involved in this?"
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"You're the fucking press secretary."
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"Thank you. That's what I've been saying."
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"I have no wish to be embroiled in this either."
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"It doesn't sit well with my policy of plausible deniability."
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"Let's get going. I'll see you around."
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"And by that I mean please, stay away from me."
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"See you later, ghosts of staffers past."
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"Madam President, I brought you Congressman Pierce."
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"I brought him also, ma'am. Richard Splett."
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"She already knows who you are. You can go."
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"No, no, no. Not you. Not you."
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"We're such big fans."
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"I'm a big fan of yours. Thank you, Madam President."
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"I am here to serve. How can I help?"
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"The president needs you to do something for her."
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"And in exchange, she feels that you deserve a better job."
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"- Yes. - Thank you."
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"Ambassador, perhaps. How does that sound?"
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"Ambassador? Me?"
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"Oh, wow. Not what I was expecting."
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"What's your favorite city?"
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"Dallas. I love Dallas, Texas."
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"No, it needs to be a foreign city."
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"Oh, of course. Ambassador. Right."
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"Um, well, Paris, right?"
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"J'adore Paris. I've never been, but it looks amazing."
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"- No. - No, that's not gonna happen."
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"- Oh, of course. - Do you have another..."
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"Well, I love Australia. Down under."
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"And the president needs you to vote no"
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"on tonight's bill."
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"Are you guys..."
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"are you... Are you serious?"
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"Okay, the president, she wants me to vote against her bill?"
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"- Am I being stupid here? - Yes."
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"Yes."
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"No. I mean, you're... No, you're not being..."
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"It's, yes, you need to vote no."
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"Okay, I can... love it."
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"Don't get it, but it's all right."
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"I just want to help."
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"But, yeah, just let me know where I'm going."
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"- You need to know now? - Yeah, that would be great."
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"What'd you say, ma'am?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"- Her voice is gone. - Yeah."
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"Was she able to say where I'm going?"
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"My posting?"
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"Uh-huh. Mm-hmm."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"You can have Paris."
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"- What? - I can have Paris?"
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"Wow, thank you. - No, no, no."
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"- Paris. - Congratulations."
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"- Thank you. - Don't forget to vote, all right?"
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"- Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. - No. No."
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"No, no. I mean, yes, I'm voting no."
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"It's an otter."
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"No, ma'am, Pierce went to vote."
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"And then he thinks he's off to Paris."
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"I said... I said no to Paris."
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"We'll call him after the vote, tell him it's Mogadishu."
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"He literally could have said anything."
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"For a moment, Gary was the most powerful person in the world."
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"That's hilarious. Get me some soup."
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"Yep."
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"Uh-oh."
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"The question is, will the House pass the bill as amended?"
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"This is a 15-minute vote."
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"Oh, my God. My ass is killing me from that shot."
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"But I feel pretty good."
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"Really?"
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"- Ma'am. - What?"
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"Oh, boy. Here we go."
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"It's like I want my baby to live."
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"I don't want my baby to die."
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"Maybe think of it more of as a bill,"
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"which in a very real way is what it is."
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"- Mm. - There's Pierce."
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"He even walks dumb."
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"Every time I see him, I hear circus music."
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"Come on, Owen. It's your time to shine,"
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"you dim fucking bulb."
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