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Clips from Veep - B/ill (S04E04)

"- Whoa, whoa! - I'm sorry, Mrs. Pierce. How dare you come in here"
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"and try to strong-arm a person when he's sitting at his sick mother's bedside?"
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"That's exactly what you just did, dumbass."
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"Don't tell me what I did or did not just do."
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"Could you guys please keep the noise down?"
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"There's a lot of really sick people on this floor."
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"Yes, there are. I see two very sick people."
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"Those two."
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"All right, ma'am, I've just spoken to Amy."
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"Her and Dan are with Pierce and his mom at the hospital."
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"- But there's been a holdup. - Oh, God."
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"She's probably gonna die just to spite me."
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"That evil bitch."
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"And Richard and Jonah are there."
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"And I blame Kent and Bill for that."
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"Well, this is a long glass of frozen strawberry fuckup."
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"Hey, listen, Ben, you've got to do something."
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"I don't want to be a bagman for the toughest guy in D block."
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"- All right, stop it, Gary. - Okay, look, get Pierce here."
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"Okay? Right now."
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"I'm gonna take control of this situation"
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"that I don't know anything about, right?"
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"Because I am the only one who seems to be..."
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"Capable."
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"Oh, God."
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"Is it possible to stop coughing?"
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"No!"
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"- You are not taking him. - His jittery ass is mine."
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"- Guys, I'm right here. - I'm sorry, your jittery ass is the president's."
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"You shouldn't even be here, Jonah, unless you're giving your brain to science."
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"I'm here on behalf of the president, Amy."
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"Do you remember her? She's the woman that would have fired you"
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"if you hadn't gone fucking Fukushima."
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"That's right, we're on a mission."
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"I am surprised the two of you even found your way out of your own mothers' vaginas."
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"Oh, my God, dude, I got out of there like I had a fucking map."
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"How about a little bit of consideration for a dying woman?"
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"Oh, I'm not dying. I'm just here for some tests."
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"Okay, pipe down. Wait, where's Pierce?"
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"Wait, where's Amy?"
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"No, no, no, no! No, no."
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"- That's Amy. - Shit!"
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"- Oh, my... - Yeah, what a shame."
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"We should use this finger to wipe your tears."
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"Whoa."
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"No, no, no, no. Dan, get out of my car."
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"Do you think I want to be in this fucking Minecraft piece of shit?"
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"I am an emissary of the president"
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"and I demand that you get out of my car."
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"You colossal fucking fanny pack. You don't get it, do you?"
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"They only sent you 'cause they knew that you would fuck it up."
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"You're so stupid, you don't even know that you're being used for your stupidity."
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"That's bullshit, Dan. I can tell from your eyes"
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"and because it's fucking bullshit. Where's Richard?"
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"- This isn't fucking over, Egan."
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"- Just get in and drive, bitch. - Okay."
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"Shit."
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"- Are you fucking kidding me? - It's just a glitch."
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"- Oh, this is your car, right? - Yep."
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"See? Fixed it."
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"Okay."
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"You're backing up? Just fucking go straight."
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"I took a precision driving class, Dan. I think I know what I'm doing."
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"Ma'am, we've lost Pierce. I'm sorry."
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"We should have hired Navy SEALs instead of those two actual seals."
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"How do you lose a whole person?"
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"A cuff link I get, but not a person."
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"Okay."
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"She said she's losing her voice."
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"Just heard from a reporter who says Moyes"
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"thinks the White House hired lobbyists to destroy its own bill."
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"- Oh, my God. - Jesus."
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"Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm."
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"She said you fucked up, Ben."
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"And I'm mad as hell that you put Gary in the shit. You need to get him out."
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"- She didn't say that, Gary. - Yes, she did."
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"Everyone, shut your fucking holes!"
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"The president is not sick."
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"- You guys are. You're parasites."
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"You're like an infestation of mediocrity."
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"I don't care if you're a 1950s radio broadcaster."
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"You're Fozzie Bear who's been ripped up"
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"and used to smuggle heroin."
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"A Nazi doctor. I don't even know what the fuck you are."
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"This is not about serving yourselves."
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"This is about serving the president."
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"So let's do that, shall we?"
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"- Tom. - Tom."
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"- Shut up, Gary. - Shut... mm-hmm."
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"I do the team talks, okay?"
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"You're absolutely right, ma'am."
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"And I agree with everything you just said."
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"So get it together, people!"
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"Yes, ma'am."
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"Find Pierce."
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"Call NASA."
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"They've got to have a satellite"
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"that can pinpoint a moron."
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"Yes, ma'am."
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"If you want to catch a fugitive, you got to think like a fugitive."
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"- Where's he going? - Uh, to the airport."
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"Why would he be going to the airport?"
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"To catch a plane, Dan."
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"You know, you could just hit the fucking gas, Jonah."
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"Dan, I'm not getting a ticket."
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"That's the kind of shit that comes back to bite you when you run for office."
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"Yeah, that's what's gonna hold you back."
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"Okay, new rule in the Cube. If your name begins with D,"
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"you need to shut the fuck up immediately."
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"I'm fine because my name begins with an R."
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"- Not if we shorten it to Dick. - Well, I mean..."
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"- Oh, I think that's Amy. - Where?"
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"Jesus Christ, I'm in the back seat and I can fucking see her."
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"Oh, right there. Okay, fine."
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"- Congressman. - Oh, wow."
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"Well, this is freaky. Look, I'm not hiding, just so you know."
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"Okay, Congressman, time to exit through the gift shop."
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"Okay, sir, you're gonna have to come with us."
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"Guys, my mom is too ill to be left alone right now."
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"I mean, I left her alone right now"
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