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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Stuck in the Kitchen with You (S12E12)

It would be nice to do something nice.

"It would be nice to do something nice."

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Maybe that's how we could do our giving back‐ing.

"Maybe that's how we could do our giving back‐ing."

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Maybe we could try to do some kind of entertainment?

"Maybe we could try to do some kind of entertainment?"

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Not a parade, but like a parade?

"Not a parade, but like a parade?"

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These people want a parade, specifically.

"These people want a parade, specifically."

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They do have parade face.

"They do have parade face."

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Hmm, we know they've got some basic art supplies,

"Hmm, we know they've got some basic art supplies,"

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and we've got our charisma.

"and we've got our charisma."

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And a deep knowledge of the American songbook.

"And a deep knowledge of the American songbook."

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Are we doing a parade? I think we're doing a parade.

"Are we doing a parade? I think we're doing a parade."

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Well, I'm here all day.

"Well, I'm here all day."

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And I've cut enough turkey face testicles

"And I've cut enough turkey face testicles"

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for a lifetime, so I'm in.

"for a lifetime, so I'm in."

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Good thing I brought my bass drum.

"Good thing I brought my bass drum."

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(imitates drumbeat)

"(imitates drumbeat)"

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Guess what, everyone. The parade is back on.

"Guess what, everyone. The parade is back on."

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‐(cheering) ‐Not on TV, though.

"‐(cheering) ‐Not on TV, though."

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‐(murmuring) ‐Oh, boy. Tough crowd.

"‐(murmuring) ‐Oh, boy. Tough crowd."

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Your turkey is... I would just start over.

"Your turkey is... I would just start over."

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Oh, my God.

"Oh, my God."

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DEIRDRE: Hi. Can you cook lots of food? No?

"DEIRDRE: Hi. Can you cook lots of food? No?"

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Hey. Feel like cooking a ton of food? No?

"Hey. Feel like cooking a ton of food? No?"

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Can anyone here cook lots of food?

"Can anyone here cook lots of food?"

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Um, I can.

"Um, I can."

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So, yeah, our cook had to step out

"So, yeah, our cook had to step out"

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for just a few minutes‐‐ probably more.

"for just a few minutes‐‐ probably more."

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Her water broke.

"Her water broke."

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She's in labor‐‐ at the hospital.

"She's in labor‐‐ at the hospital."

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And it turns out our other cook is the father,

"And it turns out our other cook is the father,"

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so he's probably out for the day as well.

"so he's probably out for the day as well."

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So there's no one to cook all of this food

"So there's no one to cook all of this food"

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‐for the whole place. ‐Right.

"‐for the whole place. ‐Right."

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‐On Thanksgiving. ‐Yes.

"‐On Thanksgiving. ‐Yes."

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‐Well, I'm happy to do it. ‐Really?

"‐Well, I'm happy to do it. ‐Really?"

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I mean, even if you just made the turkey

"I mean, even if you just made the turkey"

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and maybe mashed potatoes, that would be amazing.

"and maybe mashed potatoes, that would be amazing."

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Sure. Sure. Yeah, I think I can handle it.

"Sure. Sure. Yeah, I think I can handle it."

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I‐I actually have a restaurant.

"I‐I actually have a restaurant."

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That's incredible. We are so lucky.

"That's incredible. We are so lucky."

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Well, we're not a popular restaurant.

"Well, we're not a popular restaurant."

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‐Neither are we. ‐We‐we don't make a lot of money.

"‐Neither are we. ‐We‐we don't make a lot of money."

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Neither do I. Anyway, thank you.

"Neither do I. Anyway, thank you."

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Hi, kitchen. I'm‐I'm Bob.

"Hi, kitchen. I'm‐I'm Bob."

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Uh, let's get into it.

"Uh, let's get into it."

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No, that sounded lame. Sorry, kitchen.

"No, that sounded lame. Sorry, kitchen."

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(in high‐pitched voice): It's okay.

"(in high‐pitched voice): It's okay."

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You're cooking Thanksgiving? For the whole place?

"You're cooking Thanksgiving? For the whole place?"

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I know! I'm like the guy in the audience who can play guitar

"I know! I'm like the guy in the audience who can play guitar"

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and the band says, "Can anyone play guitar?"

"and the band says, "Can anyone play guitar?""

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‐And I go onstage, and it's amazing. ‐Yeah, it's just like that, Bob.

"‐And I go onstage, and it's amazing. ‐Yeah, it's just like that, Bob."

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We can have our own dinner at home a little late, right?

"We can have our own dinner at home a little late, right?"

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Sure, but just keep it simple in there.

"Sure, but just keep it simple in there."

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You know how you get on Thanksgiving.

"You know how you get on Thanksgiving."

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You get a little amped up.

"You get a little amped up."

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What do you mean? I'm amped down.

"What do you mean? I'm amped down."

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You're gonna need some help. I'll come soon.

"You're gonna need some help. I'll come soon."

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Sergeant Bosco's mom and I are just starting to hit it off.

"Sergeant Bosco's mom and I are just starting to hit it off."

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When will she leave?

"When will she leave?"

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Wait, aren't the kids with you?

"Wait, aren't the kids with you?"

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No. They left me with the paper turkeys

"No. They left me with the paper turkeys"

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and a guy who was kind of mean.

"and a guy who was kind of mean."

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All right, I got to go.

"All right, I got to go."

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Knifey's ready to get dicey.

"Knifey's ready to get dicey."

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You want us to be in the kitchen

"You want us to be in the kitchen"

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cooking with Dad on Thanksgiving?

"cooking with Dad on Thanksgiving?"

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(laughing): No, thank you very much.

"(laughing): No, thank you very much."

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He doesn't want anyone in the kitchen

"He doesn't want anyone in the kitchen"

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with him on Thanksgiving. He's a lone wolf.

"with him on Thanksgiving. He's a lone wolf."

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But slightly more hairy and more vicious.

"But slightly more hairy and more vicious."

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Okay, I know your father can be...

"Okay, I know your father can be..."

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‐A Thankszilla? ‐A Thankszilla.

"‐A Thankszilla? ‐A Thankszilla."

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But at least one of you needs to go in there and help out, okay?

"But at least one of you needs to go in there and help out, okay?"

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Ugh. Fine. Hand farts?

"Ugh. Fine. Hand farts?"

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‐Weakest one goes with Dad? ‐Yeah. ‐Sure.

"‐Weakest one goes with Dad? ‐Yeah. ‐Sure."

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(making fart sounds)

"(making fart sounds)"

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(makes quiet sound)

"(makes quiet sound)"

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‐No! ‐Yes. ‐Ha!

"‐No! ‐Yes. ‐Ha!"

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I've been practicing.

"I've been practicing."

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Damn these tiny hands!

"Damn these tiny hands!"

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I don't want to cook with Thankszilla.

"I don't want to cook with Thankszilla."

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Y'all hand‐farting? I like to hand‐fart.

"Y'all hand‐farting? I like to hand‐fart."

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Dad? Mom told me to come in here

"Dad? Mom told me to come in here"

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to help you‐‐ in a kitchen, on Thanksgiving.

"to help you‐‐ in a kitchen, on Thanksgiving."

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‐Thoughts? Concerns? ‐Oh, okay. Great.

"‐Thoughts? Concerns? ‐Oh, okay. Great."

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Oh, you don't seem so excited.

"Oh, you don't seem so excited."

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Maybe I should just go.

"Maybe I should just go."

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No, no, I mean, I probably do need the help.

"No, no, I mean, I probably do need the help."

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And it could be fun. Also, I feel like

"And it could be fun. Also, I feel like"

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I got a good handle on everything, schedule‐wise.

"I got a good handle on everything, schedule‐wise."

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I guess, in a way, I've been training my whole life for this.

"I guess, in a way, I've been training my whole life for this."

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‐So, there's potatoes for mashed potatoes. ‐Good eye.

"‐So, there's potatoes for mashed potatoes. ‐Good eye."

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I found sausage, so we'll make sausage stuffing.

"I found sausage, so we'll make sausage stuffing."

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‐There's turkey breasts. ‐Put a bra on those.

"‐There's turkey breasts. ‐Put a bra on those."

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There's green beans. There's cranberry sauce.

"There's green beans. There's cranberry sauce."

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Oh, you're probably gonna want a headband,

"Oh, you're probably gonna want a headband,"

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'cause we're in the eye of the storm.

"'cause we're in the eye of the storm."

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‐LOUIS: Settle down, tiger. ‐BOB: Hey. They have one of these.

"‐LOUIS: Settle down, tiger. ‐BOB: Hey. They have one of these."

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Whoa, what's that? Some kind of kitchen gun?

"Whoa, what's that? Some kind of kitchen gun?"

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Sort of. It's a torch used for finishing crème brûlée.

"Sort of. It's a torch used for finishing crème brûlée."

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It shoots fire when you press this button.

"It shoots fire when you press this button."

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Let me see, let me see, let me see.

"Let me see, let me see, let me see."

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Hey, you know, I was gonna make sweet potato casserole,

"Hey, you know, I was gonna make sweet potato casserole,"

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and we could use this to brown the marshmallows on top.

"and we could use this to brown the marshmallows on top."

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A gun that makes fire? Yes, please.

"A gun that makes fire? Yes, please."

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Should we make fire with it right now?

"Should we make fire with it right now?"

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No, we have lots to do before that.

"No, we have lots to do before that."

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But, tell you what, how would you like

"But, tell you what, how would you like"

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to be Captain Casserole and learn how to make it?

"to be Captain Casserole and learn how to make it?"

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Does, uh, Captain Casserole get to shoot the fire gun?

"Does, uh, Captain Casserole get to shoot the fire gun?"

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‐She does, eventually. ‐Then call me Captain.

"‐She does, eventually. ‐Then call me Captain."

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Wait, do I outrank you? Oh, that's embarrassing.

"Wait, do I outrank you? Oh, that's embarrassing."

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Uh‐oh. Now we're behind schedule.

"Uh‐oh. Now we're behind schedule."

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Uh, let's kick it in gear, okay?

"Uh, let's kick it in gear, okay?"

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You‐you sure you don't want a headband?

"You‐you sure you don't want a headband?"

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Ooh, you know, I hear that all the cool seniors

"Ooh, you know, I hear that all the cool seniors"

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are hanging out in the rec room today.

"are hanging out in the rec room today."

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You want to go check out that scene? I do.

"You want to go check out that scene? I do."

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No! I'm not going until Gary calls.

"No! I'm not going until Gary calls."

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Who's Gary?

"Who's Gary?"

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‐My brother. ‐My other son.

"‐My brother. ‐My other son."

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