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Clips from The Great North - Sexi Moose Adventure (S01E01)

"This is no time for me to be moving away"
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"from my family, Honeybee."
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"If I moved here all the way from Fresno,"
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"you can move into your backyard."
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"Okay. Fair point."
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"I'll talk to him as soon as he's stable."
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"Never gonna talk to him, are you?"
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"I totally am."
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"Uh, uh, well, no. Yes."
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"Okay, birthday girl."
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"Which one of our cassettes do you want,"
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"Madonna's Bedtime Stories"
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"or songs from the TV show She's the Sheriff?"
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"I'll take those sweet sheriff serenades, sir."
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"Hey, uh, Dad,"
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"didn't you just miss the turnoff for the marina?"
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"First, we got to make a quick birthday detour to the mall."
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"- The mall?! - Yep!"
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"It's a big birthday surprise!"
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"Hey, isn't the mall where Judy got that job"
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"we can't let Dad find out about?"
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"- Or no? - Yes."
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"Now would be a great time for you to get diarrhea, Judy."
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"- For real. - I'll do what I can."
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"Just coming up farts over here."
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"Come on, everyone, keep up. I want you to see the look"
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"on Judy's face when she gets her gift."
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"Elevator in progress?"
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"Well, we're all in progress till we die, elevator."
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"What would Dad get me at the mall anyway?"
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"I mean, the only thing he likes here are those cinnamon buns"
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"that he gets at the food court and then he unravels"
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"and pretends like it's a little snake."
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"That's not‐‐ I don't want that."
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"Well, he told me how proud he was"
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"when Judy caught that giant salmon"
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"and that he wanted to commemorate it"
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"with a framed photograph from that‐‐"
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"what is it‐‐ uh, Point & Shoot, I think?"
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"What?"
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"You mean the location of Judy's secret job?"
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"Son of a beaver. I'll slow him down."
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"And I'll run ahead and I'll try to, uh,"
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"go back in time and, uh, kill... this mall!"
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"Hey, Dad! Did you see this indoor plant?!"
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"That is an abomination."
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"We are gonna get you out of here, buddy."
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"Whoa, hey, Crispin..."
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"- Oh. Hey, Rudy. - Oh. It's, uh..."
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"It's stupid, but it's actually Judy."
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"- Judy is my name. - Yeah. Anyway,"
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"it must be really fun making... smoothies."
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"- It's terrible. - Judy,"
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"get your rear in gear! Trouble's a‐near!"
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"Stay smooth! I mean, stay cool."
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"Sincerely, comma,"
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"- Judy. - All right, my birthday bundle."
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"Are you ready for your big surprise?"
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"Oh, God."
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"Hot dog."
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"- Hello, Miss Lefebvrere. - Oh, hello again, Beef."
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"I hope you don't mind, I took the liberty of throwing in"
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"a bow for an extra $3.68."
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"Make that... 69."
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"Did you say "69"?"
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"I clearly said... 69."
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"Oh, wait, it's 70."
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"Good Lord, that's a huge relief."
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"Oh, wait. No."
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"It was... 69."
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"Damn it."
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"Wow, something is not right about the price of that bow."
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"How much is it? Tell me again."
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"Was it 68? Or 70?"
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"They keep going back between the numbers."
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"It was 69 on the dot, and you know it."
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"- God help me. - Okay, here we go. This is done."
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"Just moving our legs towards the exit."
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"And we're walking."
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"- Walking. Walking. - Well, great to see you all."
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"- And Judy? - Yeah?"
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"Happy birthday."
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"Oh, thanks."
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"- Oh, and Judy? - Yeah?"
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"- Oh! I forgot what I was gonna say."
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"Oh, now I remember. I'll see you back here on Tuesday"
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"for your shift from 3:00 p. M. To 7:00 p. m."
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"- Damn it! - Shift?"
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"What's she talking about, Judy?"
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"Say she's talking about your shift in perspective"
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"and newfound positive outlook on life."
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"Say it, Judy. Say it."
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"Dad, it's time for me to..."
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"grab life's butt cheeks by the hands and..."
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"and, uh, take kind of a deep dive into, uh..."
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"What do you mean, Judy? Is this another one"
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"of your performance pieces? One of your Improv Everywheres?"
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"I have a job at the mall now, Dad."
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"You what? You where?"
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"Judy's our newest associ‐ette photograph‐ette here."
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"She's got an amazing eye"
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"for photos and a head for light cash register work."
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"Well, congratulations, Judy."
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"- Kathleen. Bikini. I have a job - At the mall now, Dad."
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"Smoothie."
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"The moose got Mom's pageant bikini!"
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"And her gorgeous hair extensions."
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"Dad, no! It's still in progress!"
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"Uh, Rudy? Your dad's stuck in the elevator."
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"Well, it's a beautiful day to go out on the boat."
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"- Mm‐hmm. - Man, it doesn't, uh, matter"
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"how much water you put that thing in."
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"- It just floats, right? - Say, if that picture's"
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"taking up too much room, we can just throw it into the ocean"
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"like we do so many other things"
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"that are valuable to us as a family."
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"It's fine."
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"Oh, hey, did you hear"
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"about the new generator model coming out next week?"
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