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Clips from The Great North - Sexi Moose Adventure (S01E01)

"And now,"
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"entering the kitchen,"
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"16‐year‐old Judy Tobin!"
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"It's me. Hi."
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"I made 16 pancakes for the birthday girl."
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"And I made a portrait"
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"of the whole family's inner yearnings out of yarn,"
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"and it's called Inner Yarnings."
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"Oh. That's going right up on the fridge."
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"Everybody stuff up with carbs and meats,"
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"'cause it's gonna be a real Nippy Nora"
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"for the birthday boat party."
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"Just how we Tobins like it."
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"That's right, son."
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"From the day we chew ourselves"
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"off our mother's umbilical cord"
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"to the day a wild animal eats us,"
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"we are fighters,"
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"born to wrestle nature itself into submission"
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"year after glorious year."
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"My God, this man can give a toast."
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"Now let's take a moment of silence"
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"for someone who can't celebrate with us today,"
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"your dear departed mother Kathleen."
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"Is that the same fur bikini your dad has in the guest cabin"
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"with all the candles around it?"
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"It is."
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"‐ ‐Hark,"
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"some sort of beast has entered our abode."
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"Line up behind me in order of bravery."
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"- Moose! - Everyone stay back."
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"Let me try to get him out of here. Easy."
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"Does that moose have "sexin" balloons in his antlers?"
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"- Easy. - Is that a sex moose?"
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"That's not what‐‐ The balloons spelled out "sixteen.""
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"And they weren't supposed to be on a moose!"
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"How did a moose even get in here?"
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"Oh, moose can get in anywhere."
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"Last fall, one got into the school gym"
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"during a basketball game."
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"He made the winning basket and then nearly killed the coach."
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"Yeah, moose are super dangerous, my love."
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"But they're so big and cute, like Jason Momoa."
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"I find him more brutally handsome than cute, but..."
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"Guys, please! I'm trying to focus."
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"Dad, hold the moose. I'll ride it out of here."
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"Moon, for the hundredth time, you can't ride a moose."
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"You can't ride a moose."
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"You ruined Judy's birthday balloons,"
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"- you friggin' jerk! - Wolf, no!"
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"Just let him go!"
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"Oh, no! The moose got Mom's pageant bikini!"
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"And her gorgeous hair extensions!"
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"No! Sexi! Stop!"
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"Those were the last things we had of your mom's."
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"No, Dad, we still have..."
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"uh, our memories."
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"Like the day she left for Pennsyl..."
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"Uh, Pennsyl... heaven."
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"Uh, penc... uh, pencil heaven."
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"To be with the angels."
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"And the pencils."
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"Uh, because she was a saint who is definitely dead."
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"Mm‐hmm. End of discussion."
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"If only being a saint was enough to stop her"
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"from being eaten to death by a bear"
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"on her way to buy medicine for the children's hospital."
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"The children's hospital accepts donated medicine?"
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"Well, as much as I'd like to track that moose down‐‐"
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"for the sport of it,"
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"not because I'm obsessed with your mother's things"
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"that still smell a little bit like her"
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"and that I sometimes like to smell‐‐"
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"we can't let this ruin Judy's big day."
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"Let's load up for the boat."
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"Psst, everyone,"
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"family meeting right now."
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"Why are we whispering?"
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"Because I don't want Dad to hear."
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"And it's fun."
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"Yes. Moon gets it."
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"So, has the meeting started yet, or...?"
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"No, I think this is just sort of pre‐meeting chitchat."
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"It is. Good eye."
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"Meeting starts... now."
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"So, uh, Dad seems pretty upset"
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"about that moose taking Mom's stuff."
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"Therefore, Judy, you cannot tell him about your new job today."
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"I mean, we could be headed for a full‐scale Beef‐Melt."
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"What's a Beef‐Melt? That sounds delicious."
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"It's not. It's when our dad has a freak‐out."
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"He closes himself in his room,"
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"he only eats icicles"
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"and watches every season of Gilmore Girls on a loop."
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"Yeah, we avoid Beef‐Melts at all costs."
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"He had his first one when our mom left."
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"Even though she was a really bad mom, okay?"
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"And it was actually better when she left."
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"Yeah. She named our dog Grandma so she wouldn't be lying"
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"when she said we were with Grandma when people asked."
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"Oh. Remember when Grandma got into the trash"
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"and ate all those squeezable yogurt wrappers?"
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"She was the best."
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"So your dad pretends your mom's dead,"
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"and you pretend to believe him?"
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"And we never talk about it,"
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"- and we never will. - Perfect system."
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"So, should I just never tell Dad about my job?"
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"I guess I could say I have diarrhea"
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"every Tuesday and Thursday from 3:00 p. M. To 7:00 p. m."
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"For the rest of my life."
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"Good plan. Uh, great plan, 'kay?"
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"Okay, let's move out."
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"Judy, I'm really sorry about your diarrhea."
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"- I just found out. - Oh, it's‐‐"
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"Thank you. Thanks, Ham."
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"So, I guess if Judy isn't gonna tell your dad"
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"about her mall job yet,"
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"you don't want to tell him we want to move"
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"into the guesthouse either, huh?"
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