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Clips from Weekend at Bernie's II

"Of course, look it's right here."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"We used the pigeon when we should have used the chicken."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"That's why he can only move when the music is playing."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"I don't think so."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Turn it on."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Off."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"On."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Knowledge is power."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Get the box and don't touch nothing."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"I wonder if this'll work on Elvis?"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-What's it say? -Nothing."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-You're right. -What?"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Bernie does indeed have a safe deposit box."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-What's in it? -I don't know."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"It's noted as a personal entry account."
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"-A what? -Personal entry account."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"What does it mean?"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"The only one who can get in is Bernie Lomax and he's dead now."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-And so we can't get in? -No. What?"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Now, just hear me out."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"We go back to the morgue, we get the body, we go to St. Thomas..."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"...we take Bernie to the bank just like--"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"No way! Absolutely not! I don't want to have any part of this."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Why not?"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-Incidentally, you're seriously demented. -Thank you."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-Aren't we in enough trouble already? -No, we aren't."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"You want us to sneak into a bank in St. Thomas?"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Freeze!"
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"Take him up."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"What's up?"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Where's he going?"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"I don't know. He keeps trying to go someplace."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Just hold onto him. Tight."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Listen, better hold onto him."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"My box! He got my box! Stop, thief!"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Excuse me."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Come on! Let's get him."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Stop the train, man. Open the door!"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Damn."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-C'est la vie -Say what?"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"C'est la vie"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Don't cuss at me in no foreign tongue. You got something to say, say it."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-Don't be pointin' at me. -Point, point, point!"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"I'm sorry."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Get off! We're trying to fight."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"You boys are lucky"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Called the insurance company. They said since nothing was stolen..."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"...charges can be reduced to simple trespassing."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Can I get a PBA card?"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-Look, you'll have to post bail. -Do you take plastic?"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-Cash. -All right, we'll pay cash."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"See the clerk at the front desk. Stay out of places where you don't belong."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Yes, Officer, we learned our lesson. We'll never break the law again."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Good."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-Thanks, Ralph, I owe you one. -Sure."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"I'm gonna nail those two little shits."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"You sure they're guilty? They look kinda stupid."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Yeah, too stupid."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"I'm gonna put you wise guys in jail for twenty-four hours."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"That should cool you off."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Check this sap out."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Better call the coroner. This one's dead."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Wait a minute, I know this guy."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"I know him. What's wrong with you guys?"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-He's been here before. -Yeah, sure. Get some rest."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-You got a plan, once we go inside? -Do not insult my intelligence."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-Your intelligence? -Have I ever let you down?"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Just relax. The guy thinks he's my uncle."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"We just tell him we're here to claim the body..."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"...and to bury him in the family plot."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Hello. Mister? Yo!"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-Nobody here. -Good. We can go."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-We're just gonna take him? -We're gonna borrow him."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"What?"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Here he is."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-What's he doing out here? -I don't know."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-What happened to his clothes? -I don't know."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"They're getting him ready to bury him."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-When they put him in a new suit. -Sure."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-You got clothes in the bag? -I got clothes in the bag."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-I got clothes for me, not for him. -He's not my size."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"I won't touch him. They're my clothes."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"If I'm gonna put them on him, you're gonna use your clothes."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Now, stand back."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Okay, here we go. We're almost set. We're almost home, baby."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Everything's all set. Except for baby needs a new pair of shoes."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"I only have the ones I'm wearing. You can forget about that."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-Get those! -Come on."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"I gotta hold him here."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"We're stealing shoes off a dead man. We're going to hell."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"What?"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"I'm going to have a heart attack now. I'm going to sit down."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"It's just the morgue guy."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-Come on, give me a hand. -You're doing fine by yourself."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Just fine."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Come on, B, get in there!"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Piece of cake."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Coast is clear. Get a taxi."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-Taxi! I just have one question? -What?"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-What will customs say? -There's no customs, it's America."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-JFK. To the airport. -Get in."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Taxi!"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"We're here."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"I thought I did pretty well for my first plane trip."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"You did very well."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Did I tell you those little paper bags would be handy?"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"You did."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Is this the bus to the hotel? We got these bags."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"This guy, too."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Come on, buddy."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"What have you got in here, a body?"
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"-Body? No! Why would we have-- -He's kidding."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"That's funny. We don't have a body in there."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"We're on our way."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"I want to welcome you all to St. Thomas."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"If you look on the left there, you'll see the botanical garden..."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"...what used to be a sugar plantation."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Thanks, buddy. Get the luggage, ok?"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-Welcome. -Aloha"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-Nice and easy. Careful there. -Sorry, sir."
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