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Clips from Weekend at Bernie's II

"Okay. This is why you woke me up?"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"I have three job interviews in the morning and I'd like to go back to sleep."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Don't you read the Post?"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"It's like this off-shore money laundering. It's like that Vesco guy, Michael Milken."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"I'm willing to bet you that's the $2 million that Lomax stole."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Now, there's a code on the thing."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"All we need to do is tap into the computer at work."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"That presents a little problem."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"First, it's illegal."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"And two, we were fired today."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"How are we going to get access to the computer?"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Oh, my God, we're going to break in, aren't we?"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"In a very narrow sense of the word, that's true."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"I tell you what. You break in. You enjoy yourself. You go to jail."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"The beauty part of the whole thing..."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"...was all you had to do was work the computer. I was gonna get us in."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"But fine. If you can't do it, that is fine. I understand."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"I was just trying to help out."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Because you're going to find it difficult to find employment with this scandal..."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"...hanging over your head."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Ok. So I'll have to do the little computer thing."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-Your check, sir. -Thank you."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"I put a little something extra on there for you, sir."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Thank you, Mr. Lomax. That's very generous."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Thank you."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"You're using Bernie's credit card."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Five gold ones in there."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"I practiced his signature. Got it down cold. I got extra."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-Let's just get this over with. -Whatever you like. Whatever you want."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Shut up."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-You had to drag me to that damn party. -You wanted to go."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"I'll be pissed off if I miss carnival, that's all I know."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"The quicker we do it, the quicker we get back to the island."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Yeah, I bet."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"It's clear, come on. Get the gurney."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Come on."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Wait."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Back up, back up!"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Down there."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Ain't this a bitch? Let's get him."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"What are you looking at? You got a problem?"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Ain't none of my business."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Now what are we gonna do?"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"I don't know. Find a nice quiet spot to do the do, you know?"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Right here."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-I'll get the tickets. -All right."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"What's up?"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Three, please."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Make that two."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"All right, number one hundred sixteen."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"And one hundred seventeen."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"All right."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Looking good. Got a lot of work in here."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Let's go through the checklist."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Let's see what we have."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-We drew the chalk circle on the ground. -Check."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"We lit one hundred seventeen candles. They are burning."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"The potion, the goat urine and the goat blood."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"That's your department. I got nothing to do with that."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"We draw an "X" on the left side of the potion, and a "T" on the right side."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"We're into the chicken now. We're almost home."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"One thing."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"As-salamo 'alaikum and shalom and everything."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"All right, let's do the chicken."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Shut the door! What's wrong with you?"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Down in front, you're blocking the view!"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"So what? What are you gonna do?"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Come see the Colonel, baby."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Come on."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Come here!"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-What are you doing? -I lost a chicken."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-Not this one. This one's with me! -I'm sorry."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Hey, that's my popcorn."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-Did you find it? -No."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"No, that's definitely out. That ain't gonna work."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Well, at least it's a chicken."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Henry, we need a live bird."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Where are we gonna find a live chicken here in New York City?"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Cock-a-doodle-doo."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Right into here, like this here."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"There we go. Now, we're into the bone-tossing thing."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"You are in the power of the Mobu."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"You are in the power of the Mobu."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"You are in the power of the voodoo."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Ain't nothing happening."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Mobu ain't got no power. Let me check our manual again."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"What?"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Did you do the "X" on the left side of the potion?"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"What?"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Easy. Under there. Slide it under."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"We did that. I dropped a chicken on its feet."
Weekend at Bernie's II
""Get down"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-"Get up -"Get on up"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-"Get up -"Get on up"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-"Get up -"Get on up"
Weekend at Bernie's II
""Get on the scene, like a voodoo machine"
Weekend at Bernie's II
""The voodoo and the Mobu The voodoo and the Mobu"
Weekend at Bernie's II
""The voodoo and the Mobu""
Weekend at Bernie's II
"It's like the Mobu said. He's leading us to the money."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"All right, get the box."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-Ain't this a bitch? -Dead."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"As a doorknob."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Don't panic. Just be cool."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Come on, we got the Mobu manual, we just start from square "A"."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"You know, science."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Stick him on the can. Let's start all over again."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"The things I've got to deal with! I did everything according to Mobu's manual."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Draw a chalk circle on the ground: "A.""
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Ring him in with some candles:"
Weekend at Bernie's II
""B," then there's the potion, and then draw an "X" on the left side."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"And the "T," yeah, on the right side."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Where are my chicken bones?"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"I ain't got your chicken bones."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"-My chicken bones were just right here. -No, l--"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"He's doing it again."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Shut the music off! Let's go!"
Weekend at Bernie's II
"This is getting deep."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"All right! Hold tight."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"Let's just figure this out here."
Weekend at Bernie's II
"I wonder why he can only move when the music's playing?"
Weekend at Bernie's II
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