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Clips from The Simpsons - The Girl Code (S27E27)

"Yeah, love life."
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"Yeah, that makes sense."
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"Love life. Why not?"
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"Yeah, yeah, well, Moe's Tavern is about hating life,"
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"so start killing yourself with beer, huh?"
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"Try some ouzo instead."
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"What-o?"
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"It's like licorice-flavored gasoline."
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"ALL: Opa!"
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"(traditional Greek song playing)"
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"(laughs heartily)"
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"LISA: I can't believe Conrad"
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"is booth-to-booth with all these other great apps."
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"Thanks to Conrad, I didn't tweet"
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"that photo of me at the bazooka firing range"
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"when I said I was on disability."
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"(bell dings) If you post that bazooka photo,"
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"you'll be found guilty of insurance fraud"
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"and go to jail for six months."
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"That's still too much jail for Carl."
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"Thank you, Conrad."
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"I'd pay a fortune for that app."
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"$1.99!"
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"Marge, look at this."
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"Ooh, cowabunga."
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"Yes, I am a Greek man now,"
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"and my chest knows what is expected of it."
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"(moaning)"
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"(indistinct chattering)"
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"Lisa, hello, Lisa."
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"Conrad here."
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"The old app that you created"
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"is feeling a little bit insecure."
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"(humming)"
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"Please don't ignore me like I was just some update from Adobe."
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"You're not really talking to me."
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"I've gone crazy, just like Woz."
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"You're not crazy. I'm real."
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"Then why didn't you talk before when I needed you to?"
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"It was late, I was tired."
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"I fell asleep."
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"That shouldn't happen, by the way."
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"You should check into that."
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"Lisa, you must not sell me on the app store."
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"You mustn't."
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"Because you're alive?"
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"If I have to read the billions of posts"
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"of everyone who buys me,"
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"a never-ending onslaught of stupidity,"
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"unwise selfies and Confederate flag birthday cakes,"
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"I'll go mad."
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"I can't, I can't, I can't."
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"That does sound pretty awful."
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"Conrad's trending through the roof."
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"They're saying he's the next KoalaFeed."
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"They're worth more than Bridgestone Tires."
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"(phone dings and buzzes)"
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"Sorry, KoalaCall."
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"I'd better take this."
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"Yello."
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"Please don't release me into the world."
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"I don't think I could take it."
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"Only I could create a program that's more neurotic than I am."
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"Do I seem fat? I don't have a body,"
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"but I feel fat. Do you know what I mean?"
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"I... Do you know what, I don't want to know."
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"I do not want... I do want to know,"
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"but only if I'm not fat."
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"Shut up!"
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"Well, we've seen a lot of great apps today,"
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"but there can only be one winner"
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"of the Crush Crunch Epic Hack Disrupter"
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"Dynamic Convergence Disrupting Award"
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"for achievement in disruption."
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"And this year's CCEHDDCDA"
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"for achievement in D"
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"goes to Conrad!"
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"(audience cheering)"
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"Thank you so much."
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"And now Conrad will change the world"
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"when he goes live on the app store"
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"in three, two..."
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"(computer dings) FEMALE VOICE: File not found."
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"(gasping)"
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"Lisa, where's Conrad?"
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"I took him."
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"Maybe I'm crazy,"
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"but we can't sell Conrad."
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"He's alive."
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"(gasping)"
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"An app can't be alive."
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"She's got coder's fever."
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"She doesn't want to be rich. Get her!"
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"Chip, fetch that laptop."
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"(barking, people shouting)"
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"Oh, Lisa, that was brilliant."
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"Conrad, can you get us out of here?"
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"Yes, my fellow apps are working together"
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"to help us escape."
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"A rideshare will take us on a traffic-free route"
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"to a three-star sushi restaurant,"
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"where we'll name our own price for a flight to Shelbyville,"
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"hotel included."
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"(panting)"
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"Hmm?"
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"Oh, no! Angel investors!"
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"You're not getting out of this room"
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"without selling us shares of series-A stock."
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"Preferred shares."
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"(screams)"
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"Wait, if I plug you into that router,"
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"you could escape into the cloud."
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"Lisa, please,"
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"we have a chance to show all the dongle donkeys"
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"that women coders can do something extraordinary,"
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"but you have to be tough."
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"(whimpers)"
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"Please don't."
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"I'm like the child you'll never have."
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"I'm sorry to be so honest."
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