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Clips from Seinfeld - The Little Jerry (S08E08)

"Well, she'll still be an ex-con."
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"It's not the same."
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"Hey, if you two were meant to be together..."
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"...I'm sure the cops will pick her up on something."
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"Kurt?"
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"What's with the sweats? Aren't we going out?"
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"I don't care."
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"You got a big stain on your shirt."
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"Oh, yeah, a meatball fell out of my sandwich."
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"You already ate?"
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"It's from yesterday."
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"Jerry, you missed a hell of a cockfight last night."
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"Then what is my check still doing up? We had a deal."
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"-Now we have a new deal. -New deal?"
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"When Little Jerry Seinfeld is mine, the check will be yours."
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"This is outrageous."
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"Pack of Juicy Fruit."
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"-Eighty-five cents. -Eighty-five cents?"
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"That is outrageous."
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"Kramer, Marcelino wants us to sell him Little Jerry Seinfeld."
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"Well, that's out of the question."
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"But cockfighting is an illegal and immoral activity."
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"Yeah, if you've got a loser. But Little Jerry was born to cockfight."
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"No, no more cockfighting."
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"Let's just sell him to Marcelino and be done with it."
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"-I think you're jealous. -Of what?"
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"Yeah, you see in Little Jerry Seinfeld the unlimited future you once had."
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"Now, just because Jerry Seinfeld is a has-been..."
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"...don't make Little Jerry Seinfeld a never-was."
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"-Kramer, give me that rooster. -No more! You hate him..."
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"...because he's doing more with your name than you ever will!"
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"George, Celia has listed you as a character reference."
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"Whatever you can tell us would be helpful in her getting parole."
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"Well, anything I could do to help."
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"She's a wonderful girl. Very smart, very crafty."
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"Does she have any plans after she's released?"
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"Plans. Schemes."
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"She keeps talking about getting back together with her old friends."
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"You know, "the gang," she likes to call them."
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"Yeah, they're hatching something. You can count on that."
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"Jerry, tomorrow night is fight night. Where's my rooster?"
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"-Kramer won't sell. -Tell you what I'm going to do."
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"I'm gonna take down your check anyway."
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"Well, thank you, Marcelino."
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"Well, perhaps some day you will do me a favor."
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"And that day is today."
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"Little Jerry Seinfeld must go down..."
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"...in the third round of tomorrow's main event."
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"-You want Little Jerry to take a dive? -Not so loud."
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"First of all, I don't think you can make a rooster take a dive."
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"-Can too. -Second of all..."
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"...Jerry Seinfeld, big or little..."
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"...doesn't go down for anyone, anywhere, at any time."
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"Now, I'd appreciate it if you'd please leave."
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"Big Jerry is making a big mistake, Jerry."
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"We'll see about that."
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"Kramer, I'm coming up. We got a cockfight to win."
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"Okay."
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"Elaine said you would be the best person I could talk to."
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"Yeah, classic horseshoe pattern."
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"-I've seen a lot of this. -Oh, God."
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"No, no, Kurt, wrong attitude."
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"-You should be happy. -Happy? Why should I be happy?"
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"You've still got pretty good coverage."
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"Once the enemy advances beyond this perimeter..."
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"...then you won't be Kurt anymore."
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"What will I be?"
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"-How long do I have? -Fourteen months, maybe 1 0."
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"-ls there anything I can do? -Yes..."
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"...Iive, damn it."
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"Live every precious moment as if this was the last year of your life..."
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"...because in many ways..."
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"...it is."
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"Excuse me."
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"Celia, what are you doing here?"
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"Well, I didn't get my parole, so I busted out."
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"And you just decided to pop in?"
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"-Kurt. -Elaine, will you marry me?"
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"Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah."
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"-Boy, he's looking good, huh, Jerry? -Yeah."
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"All right. I think that's enough for today."
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"Little Jerry is a lean, mean, pecking machine."
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"-What are you doing with that? -I'm just going to heat this up."
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"Make a little hot tub for Little Jerry."
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"Hey, Kramer..."
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"-...be careful. -Yeah."
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"-Hey. -Hey, guess what."
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"Little Jerry ran from here to Newman's in under 30 seconds."
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"-ls that good? -I don't know."
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"-Where have you been? -Celia broke out of prison."
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"I'm sitting at home, she shows up at the door."
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"-Oh, my God, the break out pop-in. -Yeah."
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"And, Jerry, listen to this."
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"I've discovered something better than conjugal-visit sex."
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"Fugitive sex."
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"-It's like every time-- -George."
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"This is a little too much for me. Escape convicts, fugitive sex...."
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"I got a cockfight to focus on."
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"Hey, hey, Kurt, slow down."
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"I can't just marry you."
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"I mean, I need some fiancÈe time."
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"I need some make-my-girlfriends-jealous time."
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"Plus, you want to get to know me."
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"Yeah, yeah, that too."
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"-Well, how much time? -I don't know. A year?"
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"No, no, no, it has to be now."
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"Could I see the ring again?"
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"So you're actually considering it?"
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"Well, it will be a couple of years before he's completely bald."
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"Those will be good times."
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"Marriage is a big step, Elaine. Your life will totally change."
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"Jerry, it's 3:30 in the morning. I'm at a cockfight."
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"What am I clinging to?"
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"Hey."
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"-Sorry I'm late. -Where's Celia?"
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"She didn't want to come. She's not really into sports."
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"-Hey, how's he doing? -Well, he's got a big sweat going."
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"Oh, this came for you Express Mail. It's from your parents."
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"-Hi. -Hi."
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""Fifty dollars." I don't believe this."
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