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Clips from Seinfeld - The Little Jerry (S08E08)

"I mean, with you under it?"
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"Hey."
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"Is that your chicken making all that noise?"
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"Oh, Jerry loves the morning."
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"-Who? -Little Jerry Seinfeld."
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"-I named my chicken after you. -Thanks."
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"That's very sweet. But that's not a chicken."
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"Of course it is. I picked it out myself."
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"Well, you picked out a rooster."
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"Well, that would explain Little Jerry's poor egg production."
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"-This was fun. -Yeah, I had a great time."
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"Five minutes, Mr. Costanza."
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"The whole hour just flew by."
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"-I'll get that. -Thanks, Bobby."
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"Well, I guess I'll see you in four days."
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"Yeah. Go out and have a ball with the guys."
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"I'll be waiting right here for you."
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"Of course you will."
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"You're the best."
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"-Hello. -Jerry..."
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"...Leo told us he saw your bounced check."
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"-Are you having money problems? -I'm not having money problems."
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"Enough with the comedy. You're very clever."
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"You should look into advertising."
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"He never even called Ed Roydlick. They were looking for someone."
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"I'm not calling Ed Roydlick. I'm doing fine."
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"That's it. I'm gonna send you $50."
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"You are not sending me $50."
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"We're sending you $50. Morty, get me an envelope."
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"I swear to God, if you send me $50, you are gonna be so sorry."
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"-I don't see envelopes. -They're right in front of you."
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"Oh, for heaven's sakes. Let me show you."
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"Ma, Ma, Ma!"
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"-How are the folks? -Good."
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"-So movie tonight? -I thought you were going with Celia."
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"I did. I'm back."
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"I love this relationship. I feel so liberated."
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"Having her in jail?"
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"Yeah, the only thing that bothers me is I'm just coming up with this now."
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"Yeah, dating a convicted felon. I don't know how you missed it."
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"Here. Take a look at that."
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"Kurt's an organ donor."
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"No, he's not bald."
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"Look, he's got a full head of hair."
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"So he just shaves his head for no reason?"
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"That's like using a wheelchair for the fun of it."
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"And he's growing it in just for me."
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"It's mine. It's all mine."
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"-It's just hair. -No, it's not just hair. Look."
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"-It's brown. -It's chestnut with auburn highlights."
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"-So? -You know, you're not around women."
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"You don't know how important a man's hair is."
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"I'm sorry, George, but it's true."
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"I knew it."
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"Hey."
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"-Hey, Kramer, nice rooster. -Yeah."
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"-What's his name? -Well, this is Little Jerry Seinfeld."
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"Little Jerry Seinfeld. Does he bounce checks?"
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"Look, can't you take Jerry's check down?"
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"Sorry, Kramer, can't help you."
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"Hey, hey, Jerry. Come on."
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"Oh, sorry."
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"-I like the way he handles himself. -Oh, yeah."
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"-Oh, it's coming in already. -Yeah."
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"Wow, you have some very nice little seedlings here."
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"-What? -Well, it doesn't seem..."
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"...to be coming in so good over here or here."
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"-What do you mean? -Well, I don't know."
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"How long have you been shaving your head for?"
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"About three years."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I'm going bald."
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"George, I'm so glad to see you."
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"Hey, I brought you some cigarettes."
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"You buy yourself something nice."
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"Good news. I'm up for parole."
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"Parole? That's dynamite."
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"Marcelino's taking down the check?"
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"Yeah, well, it comes down if Little Jerry Seinfeld wins the cockfight."
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"Great."
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"What?"
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"Well, Marcelino, he has cockfights in the back of his store."
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"Yeah, so he says if Little Jerry Seinfeld wins..."
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"...the check comes down."
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"Kramer, cockfighting is illegal."
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"Only in the United States."
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"-It's inhumane. -No, Jerry, it's not what you think it is."
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"It's two roosters pecking at each other."
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"-What? -Yeah."
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"Well, I thought they wore gloves and helmets."
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"You know, like American Gladiators."
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"No, Kramer, Little Jerry could get hurt."
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"Well, I left him with Marcelino."
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"My Little Jerry."
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"Hey, did you get Little Jerry? Is he okay?"
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"Oh, well, he's more than okay. He won."
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"-You let him fight? -I couldn't get there in time to stop it."
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"But you should've seen Little Jerry, Jerry."
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"Flapping his wings and strutting his stuff."
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"He was pecking and weaving and bobbing and talking trash."
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"He didn't even have to touch him. The other rooster ran out of the ring."
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"The whole fight lasted two seconds."
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"-How long do they usually last? -Five seconds."
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"Marcelino says he's taking your check down today."
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"-Great. -Hey."
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"-Celia is up for parole. -Hey, Little Jerry won his cockfight."
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"-What? -Who?"
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"I'm too tired."
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"Listen. I want you to come by later. All right?"
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"-We're having a victory party. -Okay."
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"It's over, Jerry. She's getting out."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"She's been locked up for two years."
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"She's gonna want to make up for lost time."
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"Dinners, movies, talking."
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"In other words, a normal relationship."
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"That's no good."
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"I've tried it straight, Jerry. We've all seen the results."
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"I think for me..."
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"...sick is the only way to go."
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