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Clips from The Neighborhood (2018) - Welcome to the Rooster (S03E03)

"Hey, Dave. Oh, hey, buddy."
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"Hey, this came while you guys were out,"
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"so I just signed for it."
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"Ah, thanks."
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"No problem."
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"It's just what neighbors do."
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"Looks like you opened it."
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"Again, it's what neighbors do."
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"Calvin, this could have been something personal or private."
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"I know. I was pretty disappointed."
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"[rooster clucking]"
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"'Sup, dudes?"
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"Whoa, is that a rooster?"
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"Yeah, man, why are you walking your dinner?"
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"This isn't dinner. This is Beaker."
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"I'm Wyatt. I just moved in the house behind you."
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"Oh, nice to meet you. I'm-I'm Dave. This is Calvin."
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"Welcome to the neighborhood."
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"And welcome to the neighborhood to you, little buddy..."
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"Ow! No!"
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"I get it."
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"Threatened by another alpha male."
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"Yeah, seriously, though, man, what's up with the rooster?"
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"Well, I'm what some might call an urban homesteader."
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"Oh, does that mean you have a lot of wives?"
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"No. Calvin, an urban homesteader is someone"
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"who lives in the city but does things"
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"you'd normally do on a farm."
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"[chuckles] Actually,"
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"it's a little more sophisticated than that."
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"See, I live a totally sustainable lifestyle,"
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"Basically, trying not to be just another parasitic leech,"
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"sucking the life out of Mother Earth."
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"Okay, yeah, I get it. [chuckles]"
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"This dude smokes a lot of weed.No."
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"Don't listen to him."
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"I think it's great that you're trying to save the planet."
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"CALVIN [chuckles]: Forget the planet."
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"You want to save that bird,"
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"don't walk him down Third Street."
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"It's a chicken joint on the corner,"
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"and you walking a number four combo plate."
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"I know you think that's funny,"
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"but if you ask us, it's finger-lickin' rude."
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"Well..."
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"congratulations, Dave.Well, for what?"
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"You're finally cooler than a Black guy."
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"♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪"
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"♪ Welcome to the hood."
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"Hey, babe."
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"Why you reading that fiction"
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"when you got a fantasy right here?"
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"Oh, yeah? Well, what is it about?"
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"Well, once upon a time,"
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"there was all this."
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"Ooh."
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"You get in here, my knight in shining armor,"
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"and you storm my castle."
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"[laughs]"
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"[Beaker crows]"
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"Oh, no, not again."
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"Oh, b-babe, ignore it."
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"O-Or make ita part of the fantasy."
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"I'm a knightthat lives on a farm."
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"[both chuckling]"
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"[Beaker crows]"
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"You know what? That damn bird"
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"has been crowing for the last three nights."
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"Come on, Tina."
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"I'm not trying to getrooster-blocked again."
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"[Beaker crows]"
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"Uh, I-I'm sorry, Calvin."
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"I can't do this to animal sounds going on."
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"I'm freaky, but not that freaky."
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"[Beaker crows]"
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"Come on, Beaker. Knock it off!"
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"[quietly]: Hey. How are we supposed to get any sleep"
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"with all that crowing going on?"
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"[snoring]"
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"Gemma. Gemma."
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"Gemma."
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"Huh? What?Oh, great."
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"Now the rooster woke you up, too."
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"Dave, just ignore it."
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"[Beaker crows]"
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"How can you possibly sleep through that?"
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"I-I grew up in Hickory Corners."
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"You learn real quick to sleep through animal noises,"
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"tractor engines and the occasional exploding meth lab."
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"Well, since we're both up,"
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"I do know one thing that'll help me get back to sleep."
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"[snoring]"
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"[Beaker crows]"
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"Shut up, Beaker. Stop rubbing it in!"
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"Oh, hey, everybody."
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"Uh, Mom, I got some laundry for you."
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"Okay, baby.Just leave it on the table."
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"All right."
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"Why can't Martydo his own laundry?"
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"He is a grown man, not a child."
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"Plus, Mama,he ate the piece of pie"
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"that I hid in the back of the fridge."
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"I know he's not a child."
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"But look at these cheeks! Hey, aw, come on."
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"[laughs]"
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"Hey, Malcolm, what can I say, man?"
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"It ain't easy being squeezy."
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"[laughs]"
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"Well, I just don't know why you let him take advantage of you."
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"He's not taking advantage of me."
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"His apartment doesn't have a washer and dryer."
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"And I don't want him having to lug all his dirty laundry"
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"to some sketchy Laundromat."
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"Yeah, she's right, Malcolm. Look at these cheeks."
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"It ain't safe out there, man."
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"[chuckles]"
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"Well, I'm-a put these in the washer right now."
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"You have no shame."
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"That's true. But you have no pie."
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"[laughs]"
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