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Clips from The Goldbergs - Deadheads (S04E04)

"This guy is awesome!"
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"Blindfolded Rubik's Cube, which no human can do,"
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"which means you'll never be one of us."
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"- Go! - Bro, this isn't in the charter."
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"The charter is a living document,"
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"and, lucky for me, it makes it so he'll never be able to..."
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"- Done! - What?"
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"That's awesome!"
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"- Dude! Am I in the JTP? - ALL: JTP!"
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"That means "Yes." Cool!"
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"So, what are we doing this weekend?"
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"Well, I don't know what you'll be doing,"
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"but the OG JTP will be seeing The Fat Boys."
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"I'd invite you, but it's sold out."
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"Why don't we go see the Dead? They're playing at the fairgrounds."
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"Easy, new guy."
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"The JTP likes their music in rap form or not at all."
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"Actually, I wouldn't mind switching it up a bit."
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"Shut up, you tiny, little..."
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"Pocket-man-face..."
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"Damn it, that's hard."
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"That's a big thumbs up on the Dead, Matty."
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"Wait. Barry, don't you own a van?"
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"- We could turn it into a Dead bus. - Yes!"
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"- For sure! - A van-bus!"
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"No! That's our A-Team van we're taking to The Fat Boys!"
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"And, like all other JTP decisions, we're putting this concert to a vote."
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"Who wants to see The Fat Boys tomorrow?"
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"That's three votes for Fat Boys."
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"Why do you count as three?"
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"'Cause don't question it."
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"Now, how many of you want to go see"
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"that weird, lame thing I don't want to do?"
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"One, two, three..."
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"- Four? - Grateful Dead, it is."
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"You're gonna love it, JTP."
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"ALL: (CHANTING) JTP! JTP! JTP!"
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"- JTP! JTP! JTP! - They have four votes."
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"I'll never get to bulldoze my closest friends again."
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"This is a nightmare."
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"ADULT ADAM: It had been a week, and my mom's little swearing problem"
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"had gone from bad to worse."
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"- What'd you say now? - Nothing."
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"What, did Erica get another solo?"
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"No. Adam wrote "Adam hearts Mama" on his Trapper Keeper."
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"I had no choice. He hearts me."
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"Damn it! I am slowly paying"
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"for a trip to the Bahamas that I don't want to take."
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"I hate to be that person, but you said "Damn it.""
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"That's a buck."
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"Don't you see what the kids are doing to you?"
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"They're using your dirty mouth against you."
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"ADULT ADAM: It was at that moment"
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"that my mom finally realized she was being played."
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"Oh, my God! They're fleecing me!"
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"It's time I teach them a real lesson."
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"I've been thinking, schmoops."
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"This jar has been so effective at stopping my potty mouth,"
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"I figured everyone should have a jar."
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"I don't know what your angle is here, but I'm gonna have to say..."
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"(BLOWS RASPBERRY) Pass."
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"Oh, sweetie, such attitude."
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"Luckily, now we have this."
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"Dollar, please."
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"A "Baditude" jar? That's not a thing."
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"Oh, it is."
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"Every time you lip off, it'll cost you a dollar."
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"Well, that's incredibly stupid!"
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"(GASPS) Baditude! Now it's $2."
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"Just stop giving them baditude!"
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"I don't know how not to!"
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"This isn't fair! What about him?"
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"Don't worry. Got you covered."
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"An "Adam" jar?"
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"You pay up any time you say any weird stuff"
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"about space or robits or space robits."
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"So, the Adam jar is just a nerd jar?"
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"- Yeah. - That's very hurtful!"
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"Hey, your RobitCop movie started this whole mess."
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"RoboCop isn't a robot."
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"If anything, he's a cyborg,"
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"which falls under the umbrella of android,"
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"which means I'll put in a dollar."
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"See? We're all just using these jars to become better people."
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"By the end, I'll curse less, Erica will be a ray of sunshine,"
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"and Adam will be more... Accessible."
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"But we don't have that kind of money."
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"Unless you have some way for us to steal fractions of a penny"
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"off every bank transaction, a la Superman III."
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"- Dollar. - Just stop talking!"
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"I can't! It's like the Nothing in The NeverEnding Story."
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"It can't be stopped!"
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"- Dollar. - Just don't speak!"
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"I'm like Indy when he drank the black blood of the Kali."
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"- I can't help myself! - Dollar."
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"Don't worry."
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"We'll just take money from my swear jar and put it into yours."
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"The proceeds from your jars"
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"will go towards a trip to Colonial Williamsburg!"
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"You think you'll beat us?"
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"Well, I'll be an utter delight,"
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"and Adam won't even be a little bit nerdy."
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"Yeah! I'll be as cool as the ice planet Hoth."
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"- $5. - Just stop talking!"
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"ADULT ADAM: And so we were forced to avoid being our usual selves."
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"Meanwhile, Pops was watching TV"
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"as Barry forced himself to like the Grateful Dead."
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"Ugh. Stupid Grateful Dead."
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"I've been listening to a bass guitar solo for 20 minutes."
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"That's a lot of bass."
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"Everyone knows no song can be longer than 10 minutes"
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"unless it's The Sugar Hill Gang."
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"I know what'll make you feel better. What's Happening!!"
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"And I told you,"
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"this kid, Matt Bradley, is trying to take my place"
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"as supreme and almighty leader of the JTP."
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"No, I'm saying, What's Happening!!"
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"I'm losing my posse!"
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"How are you not getting this?"
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"I get it! I mean... What's Happening!!"
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