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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Sarge & Pea (S08E08)

"Yes, but there's a difference between a joke"
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"and yelling "Pervert!" before shoving him"
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"into the girls' locker room."
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"Aye, please, that was funny."
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"Besides, I was the one who broke a heel"
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"trying to keep the door shut."
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"College is a big change."
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"I'm just trying to keep it light for him."
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"For him or for you?"
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"Okay."
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"He's leaving me for the first time in his life."
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"I've been married, I've been divorced,"
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"I've lived here, I've lived there."
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"I drove a taxi, I won "Star Search.""
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"Through all the changes in my life, there was always us."
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"Like partners."
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"If I don't keep this light, I am going to be very sad."
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"I know. It stinks."
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"You just have to hope they get irritating enough"
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"by the end of the year that you're ready for them to go."
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"Maybe I should give him his harmonica back."
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"That's the spirit."
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"Here, take my half steak."
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"I'll take half your fish."
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"I got to trick my arteries every once in a while,"
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"keep them on their toes."
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"Well, I don't know what you're doing, but you look great."
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"And you look great, too."
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"Oh, look, there's no line at the bar."
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"How about a Rob Roy for old time's sake?"
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"Oh, you remembered, Sarge."
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"That was the only drink I could keep down when I was pregnant."
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"Who are those people?"
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"You heard them. They're "Sarge" and "Pea.""
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"Two nicknames I have never heard in my entire life."
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"This kindness, I don't trust it."
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"I know, it's like a purple sky before a storm. Exactly."
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"Beautiful until you realize the birds are agitated"
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"and ants are walking in circles."
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"Actually, you know what?"
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"My -- My stomach's feeling a little weird."
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"I think I'm gonna take a walk, get a little fresh air."
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"Oh, no, you don't. You are not running away this time. No."
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"Let go, bossy!"
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"Sit down. We are gonna suffer like a family!"
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"No. Don't -- Don't stretch out my jacket!"
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"I just got back into slim fit!"
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"-Is everything all right? -Yeah."
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"-He's fine. -I just --"
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"Oh, no, of course. Yeah, go get that."
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"What's going on?"
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"-Oh... -She pushed me."
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"I didn't push him."
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"He just, you know, slipped, fell."
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"Sit down, sit down. You're causing a scene."
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"It's very embarrassing."
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"You have been quite rude today, young lady."
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"General Patton over there."
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"And this one is basically a cardboard cutout"
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"who occasionally sips wine and sighs."
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"We did not raise you to act like this."
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"-Oh, excuse me. -No, I-I got it."
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"No, in fact, you raised us to act exactly like this, okay?"
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"You two are the ones that are acting crazy."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Who the hell are Sarge and Pea,"
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"and where were they when we were growing up?"
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"Yeah, maybe if those two people had raised us,"
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"there would have been room in our house"
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"for other people to have emotions"
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"and somebody wouldn't have had to shut himself down."
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"And maybe somebody wouldn't be trying"
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"to control the whole world"
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"in her own home growing up."
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"Oh, come on."
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"We all know that's what's wrong with her."
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"-Oh, God. -So, come on."
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"What do you have to say for yourselves?"
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"-Well, you're not wrong. -True."
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"I'm -- I'm sorry. One more time. What?"
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"We didn't behave well when we were married,"
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"and I feel bad about that. Me, too."
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"We thought we were staying together for you,"
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"but I don't know, maybe we'd forced you"
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"to live with two unhappy people for too long."
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"But we're happy now."
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"And that's probably why we're able to be our old selves today."
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"We should have said this a long time ago,"
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"but we didn't give you the kind of home you deserved,"
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"and for that, we're sorry."
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"Well, you -- I mean, there was --"
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"There was happy times, too."
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"Yeah, no, it wasn't all crazytown."
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"It was -- Yeah."
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"Listen."
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"We're good, right? We can go?"
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"Yes. Of course. Go."
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"Wow. How about that?"
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"An apology."
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"I don't think I ever thought it would feel so good."
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"I do like seeing them happy."
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"Yeah."
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"Ohh, you."
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"Shut up."
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"I feel stuff."
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"I know."
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"Son of a bitch! That is coconuts!"
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"I remember you!"
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"Do you miss spokesmodeling?"
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"Aye, I do a boat show every now and then."
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"That's how I keep my hand in it."
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"Watch, watch."
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"This is how I sealed the deal."
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"That's you again!"
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"because she couldn't control the chaos"
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