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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Sarge & Pea (S08E08)

"Luke, don't you walk away from --"
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"...me!"
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"I'm your --"
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"How are you 36?"
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"I just can't get over how young you look."
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"The trick is to not smile too hard."
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"You're funny."
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"I did not expect that from a seismologist."
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"Which, by the way, how did you get into that?"
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"Oh, um, it's just always come easy for me."
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"You know? I look at people"
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"and I just instinctively know their size."
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"People are like, "Oh, I'm a 4,""
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"and I'm like, "Who you foolin', girl? You a 10.""
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"Ma'am, here is that napkin you asked for."
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"Oh, thanks. Ha ha. Fooled you."
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"I was just joking about clothing stuff."
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"The real reason why I got into studying earthquakes"
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"is because I love nature."
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"I guess that would explain the ornithology interest, too, huh?"
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"Miss, could I have another..."
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"Um, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"Angels have always been cool,"
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"but n as cool as birds!"
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"I love birds!"
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"I mean, I love my mother, I do,"
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"but it's like her needs come before everyone else's."
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"You know that kind of person?"
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"I think I do, yeah."
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"Wait, why was I talking about her?"
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"I don't know. The question was"
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""What did you do last night?""
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"And the question stands."
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"Oh!"
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"Sorry."
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"Ex-husband."
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"Honestly, it's like he can't be with my son"
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"for more than three hours"
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"without texting me some inane question."
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"Oh -- Oh, you have a son?"
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"Love of my life."
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"He took the divorce pretty hard."
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"He's...different, you know?"
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"He's really -- He's creative and sensitive,"
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"and he gets picked on a lot at school."
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"You know, it's like, thank God for his dance class."
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"I feel like it's the only place"
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"that I see, like, real joy on his face."
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"I knew it. You're the worst!"
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"Excuse me?"
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"I'm not Richard, you fool."
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"I'm the father you and your giant iPad"
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"robbed of his daughter's first ballet solo."
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"I hope whatever reason you had"
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"to prioritize your child over mine was a good one,"
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"and now that I hear it, it's pretty close,"
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"I have to admit, but still."
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"Wow!"
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"You're a maniac,"
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"but I'm grateful"
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"because this has been one of the most abysmal dates"
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"I have ever been on. Oh!"
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"People think that cats are standoffish,"
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"but my guy, when I come home --"
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"Okay, I've got to stop you right there."
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"I'm not Ana, and this isn't happening."
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"I had a feeling."
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"Can I at least take a picture with you"
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"so I can tell other women we dated?"
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"What?! No!"
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"You're right."
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"It's just that you're so pretty."
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"All right, get in here."
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"Ma'am?"
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"Manny, come on."
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"We're going to be late for the mixer."
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"Uh, excuse me, did I say your time-out was over?"
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"Back on the bed."
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"I'm sorry, okay? No more pranks."
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"I promise."
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"I just wanted to have fun with you. Geez!"
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"I forgot I did that one!"
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"Aye, Manny! Por favor!"
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"Get out. Get out!"
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"Luke, we should talk about this!"
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"There's nothing to talk about."
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"And you're not coming to this stupid party."
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"I'm going alone. -So am I."
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"-Eh. -Wow."
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"Like I want to take some stupid bell class"
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"so we can all find out there's one more thing I can't do."
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"Oh, boo-hoo. Your dad believes in you."
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"My mom's treating me like I'm on some Japanese game show."
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"Fine! You win!"
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"You win worst parent, you win college."
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"Hope you have fun here while I'm shoveling poo"
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"in some underground poo-shoveling place."
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"Well, why'd you even come here"
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"if you're so sure you can't get in?"
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"I don't know."
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"Maybe because this is the one place we might both get in."
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"That might make this whole thing a little less scary!"
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"Well, that's the only reason I applied, too!"
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"Then why are we fighting?! I don't know!"
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"So, are we still going to the party? Yeah, I'll put on a hat!"
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"I just wanted Luke to feel good about himself, you know?"
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"Cheer him on a little."
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"Maybe there is such a thing as too much cheerleading."
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"You tell him he can do anything, and when he can't,"
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"he feels like he's disappointing you."
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"Luke knows I'd never be disappointed in him."
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"Does he? Luke is very sweet,"
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"but he doesn't know a lot of things."
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"So I'm supposed to pump him up,"
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"but not so much that he's afraid to let me down."
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"It's ironic that I'm struggling with this"
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"since my greatest cheerleading move was threading the needle."
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"It's when your seven cheermates make hoop arms --"
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"I don't care."
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"I just want Manny to learn how to take a joke."
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