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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Sarge & Pea (S08E08)

"Excuse me."
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"As much as I admire that and do intend on using it"
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"on Mitchell without giving you any credit, there is a line."
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"So, Mom, I didn't know that you would be, uh, be here."
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"Oh, well, I wasn't planning on it --"
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"I haven't seen these people since the divorce --"
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"Yeah. But then my new hubby had to work,"
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"and I thought -- "Write a new story, Dede.""
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"Yeah!"
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"So, are you here alone, or...?"
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"You look great! This dress is beautiful!"
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"Oh, thank you."
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"I found it in the trunk of a car I bought."
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"Oh. One second, Mom."
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"Oh, this is Cam texting."
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"The picture of the back of someone's head"
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"and the words, "Is this her?""
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"No idea what you are talking about."
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"Kissy face."
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"Oh!"
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"Excuse me. Can we get a pic?"
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"Honey! -Oh."
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"--Dad, that's sweet."
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"Really?"
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"If we get separated, there's a record."
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"Oh, God."
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"Hey, don't be mad."
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"Are you kidding?"
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"She vanished, okay?"
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"Those shoes she makes are soundless."
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"Oh, there you are!"
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"Oh! Mwah!"
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"-Okay. -Oh, well,"
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"if it isn't my first family."
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"What a surprise, huh?"
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"Yeah! I guess Brian invited me"
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"because of that summer we took him in."
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"Remember when I caught you trying on Brian's underpants?"
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"No, what even -- Mom!"
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"Oh, is it just the four of us? Yeah!"
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"Yes, and where are you sitting, Mom?"
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"I can walk you back to your table."
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"In a minute. I'd like to visit a little."
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"I don't even know anyone at my table."
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"Well, Gloria's not here."
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"Oh, thank you, Jay."
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"Here. Let me, uh..."
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"-Well, this is fun. -Mm-hmm."
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"-The band's back together. -Yeah."
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"Would anyone care for some champagne?"
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"-Oh, yeah. -I'd love some."
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"-Oh, you bet. Yeah. -Thank you."
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"I'll just take the tray."
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"Admission has gotten tougher."
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"Only about 4 out of 10 applicants get accepted."
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"Ugh."
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"You've beaten worse odds than that."
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"We forgot to get you vaccinated till you were 6."
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"The university boasts many noted graduates --"
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"research scientists, journalists,"
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"and one pretty well-known playwright."
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"Wow. "Pretty well-known?""
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"Imagine how many cookies they could have sold"
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"if they called them "Pretty Well-Known Amos's.""
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"Oh!"
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"I tied your shoelaces together."
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"Mom, what's going on with you?"
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"I am preparing you."
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"If you can't laugh at yourself, then you'll become a target."
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"College crazy time, man!"
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"Excuse me, Steffi?"
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"My son Tim here developed a finance app"
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"that caught the eye of some folks at JP Morgan,"
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"so he'll need to keep that going along with school."
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"No problem."
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"Many students work while taking class."
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"-Excuse me, Steffi? -What are you doing?"
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"My son Lucas here is a recognized amateur trampolinist."
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"Dad!"
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"I'm assuming you guys have a training facility"
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"so he can continue his pursuits in the applied bouncing arts?"
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"I'm not sure I'm understanding..."
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"You guys have a trampoline?"
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"I think there's a small one in the daycare center."
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"There are no small trampolines, only --"
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"You know what? We can move on."
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"Everybody, this way!"
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"Just go ask her if she was at the recital,"
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"and then tell her off if she says yes."
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"No, I can't, because if it's her,"
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"she'll sense confrontation coming and deny it."
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"People can always tell when I'm in attack mode."
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"Mm, flared nostrils? No."
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"-Vein in your forehead? -Blotchy neck?"
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"No! You know what,"
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"and just a head's up, you both are turning into your mother."
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"Okay. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo."
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"New plan."
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"What -- What are you doing?"
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"Well, if there's video of Lily's recital on her iPad,"
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"then I know it's for sure her,"
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"and plus, I can e-mail it to myself"
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"and have a proper viewing party."
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"Ooh, I've got a thing. Yeah, I'll probably be working."
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"I haven't even set a date yet."
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"Okay, there's a passcode."
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"Well, of course there's a passcode. Give me that."
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"All right, well, she ordered a powdered doughnut, so..."
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"All right."
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"Chalky fingerprints on the 8, the 5, the 3, and the 1."
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"Your passcode is some combination of those four."
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"Oh, my God. You're brilliant."
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"Last year, I was doing differential topography"
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"at Cal Tech, and now I sketch leaves"
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"in milk foam for adult skateboarders."
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"I need something more."
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"She's coming back. -What?!"
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"She's coming back."
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"Hey!"
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"I left my iPad on the table, and somebody took it."
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