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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Sarge & Pea (S08E08)

"Can I have that dropped at the gift table for you?"
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"Ah, I think I'll hang onto this. This is a special gift."
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"It's a wine fridge -- 36 bottles, stainless steel,"
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"dual temp zones for your whites, your reds."
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"She doesn't care. Okay. And neither did the priest."
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"Father O'GodHe'sHot."
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"-I know. Those lips, right? -Hey, hey, hey."
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"Is that appropriate? -Appropriate?"
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"You never carried us around as proudly"
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"as you're carrying around that thing."
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"30 years ago, I didn't do your Aunt Becky's closets for free."
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"The whole family got together and decided I was cheap --"
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"called me "High Pockets.""
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"Well, we'll see what her boy Brian says"
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"when he opens what Esquire Magazine called"
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""the last under-counter wine fridge you'll ever need.""
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"Wow."
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"High Pockets."
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"Can we just find the bar?"
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"How funny would it be if I said no?"
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"Mother of...us."
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"Mom! What is she doing here?"
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"She's not even related to these people!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"You, me, Mom, Dad, alone."
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"Without Gloria to absorb the hate."
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"Okay, why am I scared? I'm feeling scared."
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"Because you are flashing back to every family event"
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"that ended with Dad whisper-screaming at Mom,"
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""Would you calm down?" while she would swing her pocketbook"
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"around until it burst open like a pill-packed piñata."
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"Oh, God. I-I don't want to be the make-a-scene family. Again."
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"Well, Dad's not leaving until they award him CNN Hero"
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"for bringing the wine fridge,"
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"so maybe we just each take a parent"
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"and try and keep them apart as much as possible?"
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"Probably our best shot at an uneventful day."
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"But can we please not fight over who has to care of --"
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"Mom!"
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"-Mitchell! -Hey!"
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"Hi."
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"Oh, it's so good to see you, honey. Mm!"
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"-- Captions by VITA --"
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"Hey. I got us a campus map, and look at this --"
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"My old college frat has a chapter here!"
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"By legacy rights, I'm entitled"
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"to use the main-floor bathroom and sign out a Frisbee."
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"Cool."
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"Wow, you're really giving those bands a workout."
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"Oh, just burning off some nervous energy."
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"They don't ask questions on a college tour, right?"
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"Luke and I, Gloria, and Manny are going on a college tour!"
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"Safety school for Manny, long shot for Luke,"
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"which hasn't been great for his self-esteem."
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"Luckily, as a former cheerleader,"
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"I haven't lost my gift for lifting spirits."
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"Though I can no longer make an N with my body."
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"Wow."
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"This is a great workout."
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"Ow! No!"
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"Sorry, sorry! Guys, come look!"
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"I did something very bad."
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"Manny is taking a nap,"
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"so I put a pig-a-let in the bed!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Where'd you get that?"
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"You remember those farmers that we met?"
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"You'll be surprised what they'll do for a couple of big tips."
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"What did you hear?"
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"Aah! Whoa! What is that?!"
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"It's a pig-a-let!"
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"Man, you should see your face!"
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"Ohh, it licked my face! Why would you do this?"
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"Aye, Manny, don't be so uptight!"
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"I'm preparing you for college"
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"so that you fit in and make some friends."
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"I took the idea from watching "The Animal House,""
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""The Old School" movie..."
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"College is about higher education, not pranks."
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"Nerd!"
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"-There she is! -Hey, lady."
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"Yeah, I can't give you free stuff."
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"-Let's go. -Okay, take care."
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"Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."
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"Oh, my gosh. It's her."
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"Who?"
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"The blonde over there in the cute jacket and fab shoes."
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"If that's who I think it is, we hate her so hard."
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"Last night, I was robbed. That's right."
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"There I was at Lily's dance recital,"
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"breathlessly anticipating"
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"my baby's first-ever ballet solo."
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"Okay, here it comes."
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"This moment is worth every cent of the $2,000 in lessons."
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"What?"
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"Oh, my gosh. I can't see."
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"Didn't they say no filming?"
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"Excuse me. Miss?"
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"Did you just see that?"
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"That horrid woman robbed me"
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"of my proud daddy moment"
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"and forced me to lie to my daughter."
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""You danced beautifully, Lily!" But did she?"
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"I have no idea!"
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"Why didn't you smack her down last night?"
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"With words, obviously."
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"Wait, can gays smack women?"
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"No."
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"No! You know what,"
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"I would have cussed her out last night,"
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"except the selfish hag left the moment"
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"her daughter's dance was over."
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"I hope there's no rule in here about causing a commotion."
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"I mean, we didn't really feel the need"
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"to put it up on a sign because, you know, civilization."
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"Well, I answer to a higher law."
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"Hey! Get back here! You don't even know it's her."
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"You're basing this off of the back of the head"
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"of someone you saw in the dark."
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"That may be how you recognize your old boyfriends, but..."
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