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Clips from Never Have I Ever (2020) - ...been the loneliest boy in the world (S01E01)

"I'm fine. You know, my life is totally awesome."
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"[stammers] I don't even know why I cried. Uh..."
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"Oh, maybe I was allergic to the shot."
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"Or, uh... Or something. Was there bee pollen in it?"
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"There was not."
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"[chuckles, whimpers]"
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"[upbeat music]"
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"I like to put just one chili. Otherwise, it kind of overpowers the taste."
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"Everybody, we have a very special guest for dinner tonight."
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"Kamala, please lower the spice level accordingly."
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"Oh, hell no."
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"[Samberg] As he stood in his sworn enemy's kitchen"
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"awaiting the pity dinner to come,"
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"Ben's embarrassment had reached a fever pitch."
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"[Nalini] How can you be so rude to that boy?"
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"[Devi] Because he sucks."
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"It's bad enough I have see him every day at school."
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"Now we're just letting him into our home?"
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"So, Ben..."
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"what are you hobbies and interests?"
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"[stammers] Oh, well, I really am into--"
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"[Nalini] That young man is a human being, and he's very sad."
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"Do you know he cried in my office today?"
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"So many tears, I had to wipe down the chair after he left."
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"[Devi] That's not my problem!"
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"We just had the vents cleaned."
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"It's crazy how well the sound carries."
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"[Nalini] He's going through a hard time with his family and girlfriend,"
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"and he had one of the nastiest pimples I've ever seen in my career."
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"-[pan clatters] -Oops! Dropped my pan."
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"I thought that would be loud for longer."
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"[Nalini] You complain you want your friends to come over more."
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"-[Devi] Ben Gross is not my friend. -[Nalini] Why not?"
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"He is nice, and smart, and he could never buy drugs"
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"because he looks like a narc."
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"Can't you be polite for just one evening?"
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"At least she said "nice" and "smart.""
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"Those are some of the best adjectives there are."
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"She also called me a narc."
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"You should be proud of that."
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"The police won't work with just anyone."
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"Ben, it's so good to have you in my home,"
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"a place I usually consider a safe haven from my nemeses."
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"Devi, you promised you'd be polite."
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"I said it was good to have him in our home."
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"If you want to stay on the family cell phone plan,"
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"you're going to have to be better behaved than that."
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"Now, why don't you tell us one thing you learned today at school."
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"Fine."
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"I learned that the tangent of theta"
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"is equal to the sine of theta divided by the cosine of theta. Happy?"
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"Extremely."
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"Today I learned that if you forget your wallet at the grocery store,"
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"the cashier will pay for your items personally,"
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"and even give you his phone number to make sure you get home okay."
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"Benjamin, I hear you were on that last-minute Model UN trip to Davis."
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"Oh, it wasn't so last-minute for everyone."
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"Some of us spent months preparing for that trip."
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"But Devi came in with no preparation and still became the talk of the weekend."
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"Oh. Really? Why was that?"
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"No reason."
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"[Samberg] If there had ever been a perfect opportunity to nuke Devi back,"
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"this was it."
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"Well, you know Devi. She's a real firecracker."
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"Oh, no. What did she do?"
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"[Samberg] Instead, he decided to stand down."
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"Nothing bad."
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"She just brought a lot of passion to her role as Equatorial Guinea."
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"I mean, as a first timer, I don't think anyone's ever made such a big impact."
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"She, uh, truly obliterated the competition."
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"Mmm, Devi, sounds like you are quite the little diplomat."
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"Good for you."
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"You know, when I was in school, my only extracurricular activity"
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"was bathing my senile grandmother."
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"She fought me every time."
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"-[laughing] Really? -What? No."
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"[Samberg] Ben couldn't remember the last family dinner he'd had."
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"Probably May 2018, when his dad's flight"
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"to the Billboard Music Awards got canceled."
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"And even though this family dinner featured humiliation, bickering, threats,"
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"and food that was far too spicy,"
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"it was still a family dinner."
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"And that was pretty cool."
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"Hey."
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"Um..."
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"Thanks for not ratting me out about Model UN."
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"I've kinda been a dick to you lately, so..."
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"I honestly would've deserved it."
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"Yeah, well, sometimes it's fun to make other people's days as shitty as yours,"
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"but today I didn't have it in me."
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"What happened to you?"
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"And why did you cry at my mom's office?"
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"Was it just about the giant herpe on your face?"
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"It wasn't a big deal. I was... kinda feeling bummed."
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"Why? Did you butler quit?"
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"Hey, I'm trying to be vulnerable here. Also, we don't have butlers anymore."
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"-We call them house managers now. -Okay, okay. Sorry."
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"Why are you feeling bummed?"
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"I don't know."
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"I guess sometimes I feel like I'm an NBA player, but..."
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"no matter how many points I score, my dad always ignores me,"
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"and my girlfriend only likes me for my money."
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"I wish your metaphor had been something more in my wheelhouse,"
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"like celebrity gossip or YouTube promposals,"
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"but I think I understand what you're getting at."
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"Also, I'm sorry if I messed things up for you and Paxton."
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"Oh, you didn't."
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"Well, maybe if I kept my mouth shut, then you guys would've had a chance."
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"I never had sex with Paxton."
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"What?"
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"I never had sex with Paxton."
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"I just let everyone believe that I did."
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"Oh! So he's mad at you for lying about having sex with him."
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"That makes way more sense."
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"I mean, we got close to hooking up."
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"Well, as close as you can get without kissing."
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"He took off his shirt, and I freaked out."
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"-I know. I'm a loser. -Oh, you think you're a loser?"
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"I was so lonely, I got catfished by a middle-aged man yesterday."
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"Ben, you don't have to make up something sadder to make me feel better."
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