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Clips from Orange Is the New Black - I Wasn't Ready (S01E01)

"What?"
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"Nah, it's fine. It's fine. He does his paperwork. That's a good thing."
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"When do we get outfits like everybody?"
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"I don't know. Maybe tomorrow after breakfast."
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"You go down, you speak to the lady..."
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"What the fuck?"
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"Friend of yours?"
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"No. It's my mom."
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"All right, Chapman, Diaz, this is you."
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"DeMarco, this is Chapman. She's new. Self-surrender. You show her what's what?"
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"Sure."
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"Okay, Mendoza, this is Diaz. Go, go. She'll help you."
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"I don't speak Spanish."
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"Great. Another fucking coconut."
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"What's the matter with your mother, she don't teach you Spanish?"
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"Here. Here's some tissues. First night's always hard."
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"And a toothbrush. They don't give you one."
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"Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you for everything."
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"No, no. It's no problem. We look out for our own."
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"Our own?"
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"Oh, don't get all PC on me. It's tribal, not racist. I'll see you around."
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"Tell me your name again?"
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"Piper. Chapman."
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"That's Miss Rosa."
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"And that's Nichols. Just got out of SHU a week ago."
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"Told a CO to kiss her ass. Dumb. Why make trouble for yourself, you know?"
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"SHU. That's solitary?"
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"Yep. And you don't want it, honey. Trust me."
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"Here's some toilet paper. You gotta take it with you."
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"Thanks. What's that thing?"
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"Oh, that's my machine. I need it at night."
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"When I first got here, I had a massive heart attack."
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"Do you know about the count?"
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"Wait, can you go back to the heart attack?"
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"I don't like to dwell."
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"How do I make a phone call?"
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"You need a PAC number. Fill out a form. Whole rigmarole."
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"But maybe Caputo will let you make a call later."
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"It helps if you cry."
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"Don't make your bed!"
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"What?"
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"We'll make it for you."
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"Oh, no, that's okay. You don't need to do that."
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"Honey! We'll make the bed. We know how."
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"I know how to make a bed."
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"We know how to do it so we'll pass inspection."
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"You can help clean. We clean everything with Maxi Pads."
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"Seriously?"
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"Yep. It's a head-scratcher, but that's what we got."
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"So, we make our beds in the morning before they..."
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"No. You sleep on top of the bed. With a blanket over you."
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"What if I want to sleep in the bed?"
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"Look, you can do what you want,"
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"but you will be the only one in this entire prison that does."
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"You want that? Be my guest."
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"Count time! Count time! Count time, ladies!"
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"That light comes on, you need to be where you're supposed to be,"
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"and you don't move until it goes off. Dinner's after."
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"Hey, blanca. You speak Spanish?"
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"You see, fucking white girl speaks Spanish."
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"So?"
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"Wait."
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"Dinner's at 4:.30?"
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"Recount, ladies!"
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"-They always screw it up. -How hard is it to fucking count?"
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"Nicky, this is..."
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"Piper. Chapman."
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"Look at you, blondie. What'd you do?"
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"Aren't you not supposed to ask that question?"
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"I read that you're not supposed to ask that."
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"You read that?"
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"What, you studied for prison?"
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"What did you do?"
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"I can't understand your French."
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"Mon bag! Bag!"
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"My bag hasn't arrived."
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"The bags do not make it onto the right flight sometime."
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"Wait for the next shuttle from Paris. It's probably on that plane."
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"Mon bag!"
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"My bag."
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"Welcome to Belgium. All good?"
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"I was starting to worry. Where did you come from?"
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"Over there."
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"You didn't go through customs?"
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"No, I just walked out of that door and it brought me right here."
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"You skipped customs? Holy shit! It's genius."
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"-Well, should I go back? -Fuck, no. We're going to the hotel."
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"I'm gonna eat you for dinner."
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"Alex, I was so freaked out when the bag didn't show up, I almost bailed."
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"Well, it's good thing you didn't. There's over 50 grand in that bag."
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"Kubra would have had you killed. Come on."
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"Keep moving. You're blocking up the works."
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"Okay, go sit there. She's a nice white lady."
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"Thanks."
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"Hi."
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"It's okay if I sit here?"
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"Sure, newbie."
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"I'm Jones."
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"Chapman."
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"You doing okay, Chapman?"
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"I don't really know how to answer that question."
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"Everything's pretty surreal right now."
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"Do you know what a mandala is?"
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"Those are those round Buddhist art things."
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"The Tibetan monks make them out of dyed sand"
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"Iaid out into big, beautiful designs."
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"And when they're done, after days or weeks of work,"
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"they wipe it all away."
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"Wow. That's a lot."
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"Try to look at your experience here as a mandala, Chapman."
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"Work hard to make something as meaningful and beautiful as you can."
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"And when you're done, pack it in and know it was all temporary."
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"You have to remember that. It's all temporary."
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"It's all temporary."
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"I'm telling you. Surviving here is all about perspective."
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"Don't eat the pudding."
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"What's the perspective on the pudding?"
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"It comes in big cans marked Desert Storm."
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"Sometimes the kitchen has to scrape the mold off the top before they serve it."
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"Hi, there."
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