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Clips from Orange Is the New Black - I Wasn't Ready (S01E01)

"I'm Morello and that is Watson."
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"Chapman."
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"And how much time you got, Chapman?"
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"Fifteen months."
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"Oh, that's not so bad. I got 34, but I'm hoping with good time it'll be less."
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"You... So you're a... They let you drive?"
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"Well, who else is gonna do it? We do everything around here."
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"Hey, can I ask you something? You look like you'd know."
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"All right, which dress you like better?"
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"My top two faves are the ones with the half-and-half lids stuck to the pages."
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"See, I want something that's gonna express my personality."
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"And the trick is, I wanna show off the boobs and the ass,"
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"but I'm not so happy with the upper arms and the stomach,"
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"so there's the challenge."
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"Both nice."
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"That's all you've gotta say?"
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"I gotta look good. My first dance is gonna go on YouTube."
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"Look! I found a rock that looks like a penis with one ball."
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"-No. -It's my Lance Armstrong rock."
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"Hold it up. Let me see, let me see. Nice."
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"Okay, now lick it, softly and tenderly,"
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"Iike you would've when you thought he was clean."
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"Oh, Jesus! Shut that thing off."
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"You're making a huge mistake. This could go viral."
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"Seriously, shut it off."
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"-What? -I'm so fat from all the stress-eating."
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"I really don't want a record of it."
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"You know, that's one thing I'm gonna do in prison."
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"I'm gonna get ripped."
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"Like Jackie Warner ripped."
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"And I'm gonna read everything on my Amazon wish list."
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"And maybe even learn a craft, you know? I could be crafty."
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"I'm gonna make it count, Larry."
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"I'm not gonna throw away a year of my life. What the hell are you looking for?"
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"Oh, no!"
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"What is that?"
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"Piper..."
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"Oh, Jesus, Larry. Why would you want..."
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"Why would I want a felonious, former lesbian, WASP-shiksa"
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"who's about to go to prison, to marry me?"
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"Yes. And all of the stress-eating?"
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"Well, because this peculiar,"
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"underachieving, underemployed Jew-boy loves her."
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"And knows that he will never be bored,"
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"and can't believe how lucky he is that he met her."
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"I gotta lock this shit down before you leave, Pipes."
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"I love you."
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"You wanna marry me?"
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"When I get out, right?"
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"Whenever you want."
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"I'll be so ripped."
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"You could wear a wedding dress that's like a half-shirt, you know?"
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"Show off those abs."
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"Yeah!"
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"Was it your grandmother's?"
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"No, my mom's saving that one for my sister."
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"This is my great-aunt Marcia's."
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"She had thyroid cancer"
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"and a series of schnauzers, all named Schnapps. That's all I know."
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"Put it on. I had it sized. Good."
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"It's beautiful."
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"And that's a yes, right?"
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"Yes."
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"Yeah."
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"Will you say that just one more time for me?"
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"But, this time, just into the camera, okay?"
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"Oh, you asshole!"
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"-Come on, I had to capture the moment. -Shit. Turn it off!"
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"-What? -Give me that!"
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"Oh, you're cold. Come here."
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"Bounce your legs up and down. It keeps your feet warm."
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"Thanks."
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"You think your man is still gonna be around when you're out?"
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"Yeah, he'll be there. I'm the love of his life."
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"Thirty-four months is a long time."
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"Yeah, but she's the love of his life!"
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"And who the fuck asked you?"
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"Head on up."
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"All the gates open to one and two."
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"All right, so his tie is gonna match the bridesmaids' dresses."
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"There's six bridesmaids."
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"My cousin's being a bitch, so I'm thinking about dropping her."
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"All right, let's go."
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"Hello, Miss Claudette."
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"Morello."
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"Watch out for that one."
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"Don't get me wrong, she's a good lady, but you don't wanna get on her bad side."
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"Go ahead. Go."
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"Okay, I'm gonna send you all through to processing,"
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"you'll get your room assignments,"
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"and I'll meet you back here and show you your bunks. Okay?"
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"Don't look so bummed. Gonna get the wrinkles."
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"All right, raise your head and look at the lens."
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"Oh, crap!"
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"New guy, what's your name, Bennett?"
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"Bennett, it's not fucking working again."
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"-You turn it on? -Yeah, I turned it on."
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"Wait, I think I got it. Ready?"
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"Yeah. Yep."
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"Wait, no."
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"-What does this button do? -No! Don't touch that."
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"Sorry, princess."
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"There's a cord right there."
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"Do you think that that needs to be connected to something?"
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"Shut your mouth and stand still."
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"-She's right. -Okay, fine."
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"Got it."
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"I wasn't ready."
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"Tough shit. Next."
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"This is a TB test. Nice veins."
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"-No track marks. -Thanks."
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"Tattoos?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Oh, a fish. You like fish?"
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"Saw it on a scuba diving trip. Thought it was beautiful."
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"I don't like fish. I like pork, chicken. But it's a pretty fish."
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"Thanks."
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"It's gonna rub off when I sweat."
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"No, it won't. It's waterproof. Stop."
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"So, when this dries, you should be good to go."
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